--- title: "1 Guitar Really Quotes By John Mayer" description: "1 Guitar Really quotes by John Mayer. Plus more from John Mayer and more Guitar Really sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/517/john-mayer-1620_answering_have-you-ever-heard-me-play-guitar-i-m-r_2832518.jpg" --- > [Have you ever heard me play guitar? I'm really fucking good. You know what I'm bad at? Answering questions about public health care.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-mayer/have-you-ever-heard-me-play-guitar-i-m-really-fucking-good-you-know/) [John Mayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-mayer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/517/john-mayer-1620_answering_have-you-ever-heard-me-play-guitar-i-m-r_2832518.jpg) ## More by John Mayer > [I'm getting to a point where everything is becoming streamlined in my life. I'm learning how to stand onstage for two hours and play…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-mayer/i-m-getting-to-a-point-where-everything-is-becoming-streamlined-in-my/) [John Mayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-mayer/) > [I'm a good man with a good heart had a tough time, got a rough start But I finally learned to let it go.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-mayer/i-m-a-good-man-with-a-good-heart-had-a-tough-time-got-a-rough-start/) [John Mayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-mayer/) > [I just sort of lost my head for a little while.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-mayer/i-just-sort-of-lost-my-head-for-a-little-while/) [John Mayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-mayer/) > [Anybody who's made it will tell you, you can make it. Anyone who hasn't made it will tell you, you can't](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-mayer/anybody-who-s-made-it-will-tell-you-you-can-make-it-anyone-who-hasn-t/) [John Mayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-mayer/) > [I have these accidents, these mistakes, these self-inflicted wounds, and then I tear my head to shreds about it for days.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-mayer/i-have-these-accidents-these-mistakes-these-self-inflicted-wounds-and/) [John Mayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-mayer/) > [Who I am as a guitarist is defined by my failure to become Jimi Hendrix.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-mayer/who-i-am-as-a-guitarist-is-defined-by-my-failure-to-become-jimi/) [John Mayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-mayer/) > [I knew what I wanted to do when I was 13 and I had to go through four years of high school to get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-mayer/i-knew-what-i-wanted-to-do-when-i-was-13-and-i-had-to-go-through-four/) [John Mayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-mayer/) > [We're supposed to lose our friends to time, at an age when we're ready to agree to the terms of having lived a long…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-mayer/we-re-supposed-to-lose-our-friends-to-time-at-an-age-when-we-re-ready/) [John Mayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-mayer/) > [I need to learn how to start saying no. Like when someone says ‘please stop choking me.’](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-mayer/i-need-to-learn-how-to-start-saying-no-like-when-someone-says-please/) [John Mayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-mayer/) > [By the time I recognize this moment, this moment will be gone. . . But I will bend the light, pretend that it somehow lingered on](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-mayer/by-the-time-i-recognize-this-moment-this-moment-will-be-gone-but-i/) [John Mayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-mayer/) > [Everybody is just a stranger, but that's the danger in going my own way.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-mayer/everybody-is-just-a-stranger-but-that-s-the-danger-in-going-my-own-way/) [John Mayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-mayer/) > [Ninety-nine percent of my life is still completely common. I do have a golden helicopter. I fly it to Malibu. But other than that,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-mayer/ninety-nine-percent-of-my-life-is-still-completely-common-i-do-have-a/) [John Mayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-mayer/) > [I really don't want to be a hunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-mayer/i-really-don-t-want-to-be-a-hunk/) [John Mayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-mayer/) > [I get recognized somewhere in between like local meteorologist and national meteorologist.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-mayer/i-get-recognized-somewhere-in-between-like-local-meteorologist-and/) [John Mayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-mayer/) > [I mean, I’m quite happy. I’m happy in all aspects of my life. I'm very happy in all aspects of my life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-mayer/i-mean-i-m-quite-happy-i-m-happy-in-all-aspects-of-my-life-i-m-very/) [John Mayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-mayer/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/guitar-really/john-mayer/#itemlist", "name": "1 Guitar Really Quotes By John Mayer", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Have you ever heard me play guitar? I'm really fucking good. You know what I'm bad at? 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