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title: "108 Guinea pig Quotes by 103 authors"
description: "Browse 108 Guinea pig quotes by 103 authors. Discover the best Guinea pig sayings and thoughts."
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> [To produce that identity among young people required guinea pigs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/junot-diaz/to-produce-that-identity-among-young-people-required-guinea-pigs/)

[Junot Diaz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/junot-diaz/)

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> [“You see these guinea pigs? Well... they'er not dangerous.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yann-martel/you-see-these-guinea-pigs-well-they-er-not-dangerous/)

[Yann Martel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yann-martel/)

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> [I have a cat. When I was younger, I had a guinea pig.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alison-goldfrapp/i-have-a-cat-when-i-was-younger-i-had-a-guinea-pig/)

[Alison Goldfrapp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alison-goldfrapp/)

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> [Old McDonald had a farm then I killed him.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan/old-mcdonald-had-a-farm-then-i-killed-him/)

[Dan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan/)

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> [We're kind of a guinea pig generation.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simone-giertz/we-re-kind-of-a-guinea-pig-generation/)

[Simone Giertz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simone-giertz/)

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> [I am a human guinea pig and a professional dilettante.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-ferriss/i-am-a-human-guinea-pig-and-a-professional-dilettante/)

[Tim Ferriss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-ferriss/)

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> [“Guinea Pig never has the same name two weeks in a row. This”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marti-dumas/guinea-pig-never-has-the-same-name-two-weeks-in-a-row-this/)

[Marti Dumas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marti-dumas/)

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> [“I think guinea pigs are fabulous!!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/monica/i-think-guinea-pigs-are-fabulous/)

[Monica](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/monica/)

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> [I've always been like a guinea pig when it comes to health trends.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hannah-bronfman/i-ve-always-been-like-a-guinea-pig-when-it-comes-to-health-trends/)

[Hannah Bronfman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hannah-bronfman/)

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> [All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tennessee-williams/all-of-us-are-guinea-pigs-in-the-laboratory-of-god-humanity-is-just-a/)

[Tennessee Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tennessee-williams/)

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> [When I was a child, I named my rabbit Pancake and my guinea pig Maple Syrup.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sophie-dahl/when-i-was-a-child-i-named-my-rabbit-pancake-and-my-guinea-pig-maple/)

[Sophie Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sophie-dahl/)

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> [Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/working-mothers-are-guinea-pigs-in-a-scientific-experiment-to-show/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“You want to know what I want? I'm sick of being a guinea pig. I'm sick, but I'm never f\*cking sick enough…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jodi-picoult/you-want-to-know-what-i-want-i-m-sick-of-being-a-guinea-pig-i-m-sick/)

[Jodi Picoult](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jodi-picoult/)

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> [When I was growing up, we had cats, dogs, guinea pigs, rabbits, goats, chickens - a whole menagerie.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-heughan/when-i-was-growing-up-we-had-cats-dogs-guinea-pigs-rabbits-goats/)

[Sam Heughan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-heughan/)

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> [I'm feeling like Billy the Kidd, skinny B.I.G. You literally live like a guinea pig](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roc-marciano/i-m-feeling-like-billy-the-kidd-skinny-b-i-g-you-literally-live-like/)

[Roc Marciano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roc-marciano/)

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> [Roxy Sorkin, your father just won the Academy Award. I'm going to have to insist on some respect from your guinea pig.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aaron-sorkin/roxy-sorkin-your-father-just-won-the-academy-award-i-m-going-to-have/)

[Aaron Sorkin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aaron-sorkin/)

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> [I've got a mission to help people improve and massively change their lives and create breakthroughs, so I'm always looking for them…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-robbins/i-ve-got-a-mission-to-help-people-improve-and-massively-change-their/)

[Tony Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-robbins/)

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> [Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/noah-must-have-taken-into-the-ark-two-taxes-one-male-and-one-female/)

[Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/)

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> [If we could establish a deep abiding relationship with nature, we would never kill an animal for our appetite; we would never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jiddu-krishnamurti/if-we-could-establish-a-deep-abiding-relationship-with-nature-we/)

[Jiddu Krishnamurti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jiddu-krishnamurti/)

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> [I coped OK with eating guinea pig, while staying at the stunning Mashpi Lodge, up in the cloud forest of Ecuador -…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/monica-galetti/i-coped-ok-with-eating-guinea-pig-while-staying-at-the-stunning/)

[Monica Galetti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/monica-galetti/)

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> [“I tell you to think black thoughts and you come up with that?!" the lieutenant had screamed. "Is a guinea pig bad?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-beddor/i-tell-you-to-think-black-thoughts-and-you-come-up-with-that-the/)

[Frank Beddor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-beddor/)

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> [“I just asked the Psychic Lettuce what my future holds, and it said, 'You will live alone with sixty guinea pigs. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rebecca-sparrow/i-just-asked-the-psychic-lettuce-what-my-future-holds-and-it-said-you/)

[Rebecca Sparrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rebecca-sparrow/)

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> [“When a desperate, hungry spirit appears and makes the guinea pigs squeal it is because he knows where to put the live…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-miller/when-a-desperate-hungry-spirit-appears-and-makes-the-guinea-pigs/)

[Henry Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-miller/)

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> [“You're going to the ball?" "Aren't you? I was led to believe we had no choice in the matter." Vol cracks a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nenia-campbell/you-re-going-to-the-ball-aren-t-you-i-was-led-to-believe-we-had-no/)

[Nenia Campbell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nenia-campbell/)

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> [Magnus, you were trying to flirt with your own plate." "I'm a very open-minded sort of fellow!" "Ragnor is not," Catarina said.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/magnus-you-were-trying-to-flirt-with-your-own-plate-i-m-a-very-open-2/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

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> [“...Neal doodling a sleepy gerbil on Georgie's arm . . . Georgie could never remember the difference between a gerbil, a hamster,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rainbow-rowell/neal-doodling-a-sleepy-gerbil-on-georgie-s-arm-georgie-could-never/)

[Rainbow Rowell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rainbow-rowell/)

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> [“There is no egg in egg plant, neither apple nor pine in pineapple. A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-notbohm/there-is-no-egg-in-egg-plant-neither-apple-nor-pine-in-pineapple-a/)

[Ellen Notbohm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-notbohm/)

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> [“The coldest most rational scientific madness is also the most intolerable. But when a man has acquired a certain ability to subsist,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-ferdinand-celine/the-coldest-most-rational-scientific-madness-is-also-the-most/)

[Louis-Ferdinand Céline](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-ferdinand-celine/)

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> [“His wife, Genevieve, had her bare feet up on the sofa, exhausted by the responsibility of coordinating the domestic crisis of Christmas…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-joyce/his-wife-genevieve-had-her-bare-feet-up-on-the-sofa-exhausted-by-the/)

[Graham Joyce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-joyce/)

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> [Visualize yourself confronted with the task of killing, one after the other, a cabbage, a fly, a fish, a lizard, a guinea…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/konrad-lorenz/visualize-yourself-confronted-with-the-task-of-killing-one-after-the/)

[Konrad Lorenz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/konrad-lorenz/)

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> [When I was a boy, I had a baseball team of my own. We played on a vacant lot between Ninetieth and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jacob-ruppert/when-i-was-a-boy-i-had-a-baseball-team-of-my-own-we-played-on-a/)

[Jacob Ruppert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jacob-ruppert/)

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> [“Isn't God the one who urges us to "Make a joyful noise unto the Lord"? Why do we always think that means…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-r-swindoll/isn-t-god-the-one-who-urges-us-to-make-a-joyful-noise-unto-the-lord/)

[Charles R. Swindoll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-r-swindoll/)

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> [“It may be a cat, a bird, a ferret, or a guinea pig, but the chances are high that when someone close…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-trout/it-may-be-a-cat-a-bird-a-ferret-or-a-guinea-pig-but-the-chances-are/)

[Nick Trout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-trout/)

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> [“Of course the Curies died. They identified ionizing radiation while bathing in it. There were risks involved in being your own guinea…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-barry/of-course-the-curies-died-they-identified-ionizing-radiation-while/)

[Max Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-barry/)

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> [Even as a child I was fascinated by death, not in a spiritual sense, but in an aesthetic one. A hamster or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-sedaris/even-as-a-child-i-was-fascinated-by-death-not-in-a-spiritual-sense/)

[David Sedaris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-sedaris/)

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> [“Archer shifted on the bed so that he could look at my face. “I’ll go with you,” he said. I raised both…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/archer-shifted-on-the-bed-so-that-he-could-look-at-my-face-i-ll-go/)

[Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/)

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> [“Where am I?" Magnus croaked. "Nazca." "Oh, so we went on a little trip." "You broke into a man's house," Catarina said.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/where-am-i-magnus-croaked-nazca-oh-so-we-went-on-a-little-trip-you/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

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> [“He had a charm about him sometimes, a warmth that was irresistible, like sunshine. He planted Saffy triumphantly on the pavement, opened…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hilary-mckay/he-had-a-charm-about-him-sometimes-a-warmth-that-was-irresistible/)

[Hilary McKay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hilary-mckay/)

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> [“On 20 November, front-line troops got 500 grams of bread per day, factory workers received 250, and everyone else 125 (that is,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-roberts/on-20-november-front-line-troops-got-500-grams-of-bread-per-day/)

[Andrew Roberts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-roberts/)

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> [“Things improved when we got down to the specifics. Step one: Basic Flirtation. Lucy said you had to look the desired person…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joseph-o-connor/things-improved-when-we-got-down-to-the-specifics-step-one-basic/)

[Joseph O'Connor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-o-connor/)

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                        "text": "“You're going to the ball?\" \"Aren't you? I was led to believe we had no choice in the matter.\" Vol cracks a wry smile. \"Ah. You've met Kira, then.\" \"If that self-congratulatory guinea pig in my doorway this morning was Kira, then yes. We're acquainted.”",
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                        "text": "Magnus, you were trying to flirt with your own plate.\" \"I'm a very open-minded sort of fellow!\" \"Ragnor is not,\" Catarina said. \"When he found out that you were feeding us guinea pigs, he hit you over the head with your plate. It broke.\" \"So ended our love,\" Magnus said. \"Ah, well. It would have never worked between me and the plate anyway.",
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                        "text": "“...Neal doodling a sleepy gerbil on Georgie's arm . . . Georgie could never remember the difference between a gerbil, a hamster, and a guinea pig-so Neal had taken to drawing them on her when he was bored. \"Cheat sheet,\" he'd say, writing /I am a guinea pig/ in a word balloon on her elbow.”",
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                        "text": "“There is no egg in egg plant, neither apple nor pine in pineapple. A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose, two geese. So one moose, two meese? If teachers taught, why haven’t preachers praught? We have noses that run and feet that smell. How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?”",
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                        "text": "“The coldest most rational scientific madness is also the most intolerable. But when a man has acquired a certain ability to subsist, even rather scantily, in a certain niche with the help of a few grimaces, he must either keep at it or resign himself to dying the death of a guinea pig. Habits are acquired more quickly than courage, especially the habit of filling one's stomach.”",
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                        "text": "“His wife, Genevieve, had her bare feet up on the sofa, exhausted by the responsibility of coordinating the domestic crisis of Christmas in a house with a dreamy husband, four kids, two dogs, a mare in the paddock, a rabbit, and a guinea pig, plus sundry invading mice and rats that kept finding inventive routes into their kitchen. In many ways it was a house weathering a permanent state of siege.”",
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                        "text": "Visualize yourself confronted with the task of killing, one after the other, a cabbage, a fly, a fish, a lizard, a guinea pig, a cat, a dog, a monkey and a baby chimpanzee. In the unlikely case that you should experience no greater inhibitions in killing the chimpanzee than in destroying the cabbage or the fly, my advice to you is to commit suicide at your earliest possible convenience, because you are a weird monstrosity and a public danger.",
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                        "text": "When I was a boy, I had a baseball team of my own. We played on a vacant lot between Ninetieth and Ninety-second streets. I had a little menagerie of my own, some pigeons, guinea pigs, and so on. On Saturday mornings, I had to take my music lesson. Then the members of my team used to come see my menagerie.",
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                        "text": "“Isn't God the one who urges us to \"Make a joyful noise unto the Lord\"? Why do we always think that means singing? Seems to me the most obvious joyful sound on earth is laughter... I've seen folks quote verses like \"Rejoice in the Lord always\" while their faces look like they just buried a rich uncle who willed everything to his pregnant guinea pig. Something is missing.”",
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                        "text": "“It may be a cat, a bird, a ferret, or a guinea pig, but the chances are high that when someone close to you dies, a pet will be there to pick up the slack. Pets devour the loneliness. They give us purpose, responsibility, a reason for getting up in the morning, and a reason to look to the future. They ground us, help us escape the grief, make us laugh, and take full advantage of our weakness by exploiting our furniture, our beds, and our refrigerator. We wouldn't have it any other way. Pets are our seat belts on the emotional roller coaster of life--they can be trusted, they keep us safe, and they sure do smooth out the ride.”",
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                        "text": "“Archer shifted on the bed so that he could look at my face. “I’ll go with you,” he said. I raised both eyebrows at him. “Cross, you’re the Casnoffs’ personal torture guinea pig. It’s a miracle they’re letting you stay in your room and not, like chaining you in a dungeon. If they catch you wandering around in the cellar-“ “If the Casnoffs were going to lock me up, they would’ve done it already.” “Why haven’t they?” Jenna wondered out loud, and Archer shrugged. “Maybe it’s because they know I can’t escape? Or maybe having to look at the dude they’ve been flaying alive every day is punishment for the other students. Either way, I’ll take it.” Archer turned back to me, and that familiar grin flashed over his face. “Come on, Mercer. Me, you, the cellar. What could go wrong?”",
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                        "text": "“Where am I?\" Magnus croaked. \"Nazca.\" \"Oh, so we went on a little trip.\" \"You broke into a man's house,\" Catarina said. \"You stole a carpet and enchanted it to fly. Then you sped off into the night air. We pursued you on foot.\" \"Ah,\" said Magnus. \"You were shouting some things.\" \"What things?\" \"I prefer not to repeat them,\" Catarina said. \"I also prefer not to remember the time we spent in the desert. It is a mammoth desert, Magnus. Ordinary deserts are quite large. Mammoth deserts are so called because they are larger than ordinary deserts.\" \"Thank you for that interesting and enlightening information,\" Magnus croaked. \"You told us to leave you in the desert, because you planned to start a new life as a cactus,\" Catarina said, her voice flat. \"Then you conjured up tiny needles and threw them at us. With pinpoint accuracy.\" \"Well,\" he said with dignity. \"Considering my highly intoxicated state, you must have been impressed with my aim.\" \"'Impressed' is not the word to use to describe how I felt last night, Magnus.\" \"I thank you for stopping me there,\" Magnus said. \"It was for the best. You are a true friend. No harm done. Let's say no more about it. Could you possibly fetch me - \" \"Oh, we couldn't stop you,\" Catarina interrupted. \"We tried, but you giggled, leaped onto the carpet, and flew away again. You kept saying that you wanted to go to Moquegua.\" \"What did I do in Moquegua?\" \"You never got there,\" Catarina said. \"But you were flying about and yelling and trying to, ahem, write messages for us with your carpet in the sky.\" \"We then stopped for a meal,\" Catarina said. \"You were most insistent that we try a local specialty that you called cuy. We actually had a very pleasant meal, even though you were still very drunk.\" \"I'm sure I must have been sobering up at that point,\" Magnus argued. \"Magnus, you were trying to flirt with your own plate.\" \"I'm a very open-minded sort of fellow!\" \"Ragnor is not,\" Catarina said. \"When he found out that you were feeding us guinea pigs, he hit you over the head with your plate. It broke.\" \"So ended our love,\" Magnus said. \"Ah, well. It would never have worked between me and the plate anyway. I'm sure the food did me good, Catarina, and you were very good to feed me and put me to bed - \" Catarina shook her head.\"You fell down on the floor. Honestly, we thought it best to leave you sleeping on the ground. We thought you would remain there for some time, but we took our eyes off you for one minute, and then you scuttled off. Ragnor claims he saw you making for the carpet, crawling like a huge demented crab.”",
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                        "text": "“He had a charm about him sometimes, a warmth that was irresistible, like sunshine. He planted Saffy triumphantly on the pavement, opened the taxi door, slung in his bag, gave a huge film-star wave, called, \"All right, Peter? Good weekend?\" to the taxi driver, who knew him well and considered him a lovely man, and was free. \"Back to the hard life,\" he said to Peter, and stretched out his legs. Back to the real life, he meant. The real world where there were no children lurking under tables, no wives wiping their noses on the ironing, no guinea pigs on the lawn, nor hamsters in the bedrooms, and no paper bags full of leaking tomato sandwiches.”",
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                        "text": "“Things improved when we got down to the specifics. Step one: Basic Flirtation. Lucy said you had to look the desired person in the eye. You had to smile and use the person's name. You had to pay compliments and, if at all humanly possible, touch the person. Not run your mitts all over them, of course, just \"lightly brush\" against them, preferably while \"sharing a joke.\" A joke came thundering in my mind. What's the difference between a raw egg and a good ride? You can beat a raw egg. Perhaps that was not the kind of joke you would share with a total stranger. Above all, Lucy said, you had to ask questions. So far so good, I felt. I like asking people questions anyway; it was a very good thing to stop people asking questions about you. Next stage was Getting That Date. Lucy said she would give us her secret weapon. The hormonal activity in the room seemed suddenly to surge. She leaned forward. \"Little pauses,\" Lucy whispered. Basically, the gist was that we were not supposed to go blundering in, grinning \"howarya petal? Fancy a tequila sunrise or what?\" We were supposed to \"insert a little pause.\" Lucy showed us what she meant. I was selected as guinea pig. She came over, sat down and gazed into my face, touching my wrist with just the right degree of pressure. My God, if there was one thing this woman understood, it was gravitational pull. She smiled. She moved her hair gently out of her sparkling eyes. She was so close now that I could smell her musky perfume. The class inhaled, 'en masse'. I felt my palms moisten. \"Listen Joe,\" she beamed, \"Do yo, uh, want to have a drink with me sometime?”",
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