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title: "7 Guard Dog Quotes by 6 authors"
description: "Browse 7 Guard Dog quotes by 6 authors. Discover the best Guard Dog sayings and thoughts."
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> [Desmo is my guard dog, but he has a sweet side, too. Nothing entertains him (or me) more than when I blow…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/debi-mazar/desmo-is-my-guard-dog-but-he-has-a-sweet-side-too-nothing-entertains/)

[Debi Mazar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/debi-mazar/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e3/debi-mazar-7877_animal_desmo-is-my-guard-dog-but-he-has-a-sweet_159302.jpg)

> [You're so bitchy, if you had a guard dog your sign should say 'Beware Of Owner'.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/you-re-so-bitchy-if-you-had-a-guard-dog-your-sign-should-say-beware/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2f6/anonymous-1_bitchy_you-re-so-bitchy-if-you-had-a-guard-dog_632307.jpg)

> [“When the Nightingales turn out the light and the dark, dressed for the opera, begins its smothering, I summon my guard dog.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/when-the-nightingales-turn-out-the-light-and-the-dark-dressed-for-the/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e8b/anonymous-1_light_when-the-nightingales-turn-out-the-light_1381543.jpg)

> [“It was too creepy. Too dark. Now she was talking to herself. And that was getting old. She needed a dog. For…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jaime-jo-wright/it-was-too-creepy-too-dark-now-she-was-talking-to-herself-and-that/)

[Jaime Jo Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jaime-jo-wright/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c8d/jaime-jo-wright-21743_getting-old_it-was-too-creepy-too-dark-now-she-was-t_1972097.jpg)

> [“Good-bye, Cadan,' I said, backing out the door. 'If I hear anything new, I’ll come to you.' 'Be careful,' I warned. 'My…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/courtney-allison-moulton/good-bye-cadan-i-said-backing-out-the-door-if-i-hear-anything-new-i/)

[Courtney Allison Moulton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/courtney-allison-moulton/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/675/courtney-allison-moulton-4767_quote_good-bye-cadan-i-said-backing-out-the-do_2042838.jpg)

> [Yume is a no-nonsense dog. There are many people here, with camcorders running, lights shining and cameras clicking. She is being a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vladimir-putin/yume-is-a-no-nonsense-dog-there-are-many-people-here-with-camcorders/)

[Vladimir Putin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vladimir-putin/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4fd/vladimir-putin-261_animal_yume-is-a-no-nonsense-dog-there-are-many_2651294.jpg)

> [Hard to explain to a guard dog that you need it to protect you from yourself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dov-davidoff/hard-to-explain-to-a-guard-dog-that-you-need-it-to-protect-you-from/)

[Dov Davidoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dov-davidoff/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/393/dov-davidoff-1381_dog_hard-to-explain-to-a-guard-dog-that-you_3002598.jpg)

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