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title: "10 Grunts Quotes by 9 authors"
description: "Browse 10 Grunts quotes by 9 authors. Discover the best Grunts sayings and thoughts."
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> [“If only all our conflicts could be resolved with a few grunts and a smack in the ass.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-only-all-our-conflicts-could-be-resolved-with-a-few-grunts-and-a/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Cara communicates only through a series of grunts, inching her way, limb by limb, toward coffee.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/veronica-roth/cara-communicates-only-through-a-series-of-grunts-inching-her-way/)

[Veronica Roth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/veronica-roth/)

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> [I don't like to do what I call 'the grunters' - a character who sits at a table and grunts and young…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martin-landau/i-don-t-like-to-do-what-i-call-the-grunters-a-character-who-sits-at-a/)

[Martin Landau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martin-landau/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/693/martin-landau-3492_character_i-don-t-like-to-do-what-i-call-the-grunt_489324.jpg)

> [Grunts on the line, where the enemy wants them dead, still goof off - even knowing that by letting their guard down…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-hackworth/grunts-on-the-line-where-the-enemy-wants-them-dead-still-goof-off/)

[David Hackworth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-hackworth/)

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> [“You can’t turn a sunset into a string of grunts without losing something.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-watts/you-can-t-turn-a-sunset-into-a-string-of-grunts-without-losing/)

[Peter Watts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-watts/)

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> [That's what supporting the troops is really all about - making sure American grunts get the right stuff!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-hackworth/that-s-what-supporting-the-troops-is-really-all-about-making-sure/)

[David Hackworth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-hackworth/)

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> [Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries , and you will have a fine pig and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danish-proverb/give-to-a-pig-when-it-grunts-and-a-child-when-it-cries-and-you-will/)

[Danish Proverb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danish-proverb/)

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> [“I thought we stopped using grunts as guinea pigs decades ago. Even the Nazis didn't run medical experiments on their own troops…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-matsumoto/i-thought-we-stopped-using-grunts-as-guinea-pigs-decades-ago-even-the/)

[Gary Matsumoto](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-matsumoto/)

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> [You can get far in North America with laconic grunts. "Huh," "hun," and "hi!" in their various modulations, together with "sure," "guess…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ian-fleming/you-can-get-far-in-north-america-with-laconic-grunts-huh-hun-and-hi/)

[Ian Fleming](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ian-fleming/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f4f/ian-fleming-1862_america_you-can-get-far-in-north-america-with-la_358968.jpg)

> [Personally, I love the cookie monster grunts. I like how they alienate listeners. We sound the way we sound. We're individuals. We…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-pajo/personally-i-love-the-cookie-monster-grunts-i-like-how-they-alienate/)

[David Pajo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-pajo/)

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