--- title: "1 Growing Dad Quotes By Gary Gulman" description: "1 Growing Dad quotes by Gary Gulman. Plus more from Gary Gulman and more Growing Dad sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6a1/gary-gulman-14523_born_i-was-born-when-my-dad-was-50-it-s-weird_653766.jpg" --- > [I was born when my dad was 50... It's weird growing up with a dad that much older than you. We'd go to the movies, we're both getting discounts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-gulman/i-was-born-when-my-dad-was-50-it-s-weird-growing-up-with-a-dad-that/) [Gary Gulman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-gulman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6a1/gary-gulman-14523_born_i-was-born-when-my-dad-was-50-it-s-weird_653766.jpg) ## More by Gary Gulman > [Without my family, I'd be something.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-gulman/without-my-family-i-d-be-something/) [Gary Gulman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-gulman/) > [Just saw an orthodox Jewish kid do 3 pull-ups on the scaffolding. Shattering the previous record.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-gulman/just-saw-an-orthodox-jewish-kid-do-3-pull-ups-on-the-scaffolding/) [Gary Gulman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-gulman/) > [For the first few years I wrote jokes and performed them word for word and then wrote tags for them and did that word…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-gulman/for-the-first-few-years-i-wrote-jokes-and-performed-them-word-for/) [Gary Gulman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-gulman/) > [I really shine in front of prominently Jewish crowds. Normally I really beat myself up, but as far as Jewish audiences go, I'm at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-gulman/i-really-shine-in-front-of-prominently-jewish-crowds-normally-i/) [Gary Gulman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-gulman/) > [I think everything contributes to your creativity.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-gulman/i-think-everything-contributes-to-your-creativity/) [Gary Gulman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-gulman/) > [The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the quarter from behind the ear gag. He would never put the time in.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-gulman/the-greatest-trick-the-devil-ever-pulled-was-the-quarter-from-behind/) [Gary Gulman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-gulman/) > [Would it be ironic if we had to go back to Iraq to rid it of the Al Quaeda that wasn't there before we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-gulman/would-it-be-ironic-if-we-had-to-go-back-to-iraq-to-rid-it-of-the-al/) [Gary Gulman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-gulman/) > [What I need is an Urban Thesaurus. I know what money is what I need is 600 different ways to say it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-gulman/what-i-need-is-an-urban-thesaurus-i-know-what-money-is-what-i-need-is/) [Gary Gulman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-gulman/) > [I have 236 movies on my queue and I feel like I should always be watching movies. Like if I wake up in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-gulman/i-have-236-movies-on-my-queue-and-i-feel-like-i-should-always-be/) [Gary Gulman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-gulman/) > [I think the biggest challenge I have faced is that I have struggled most of my life with often crippling depression which has sometimes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-gulman/i-think-the-biggest-challenge-i-have-faced-is-that-i-have-struggled/) [Gary Gulman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-gulman/) > [I was born when my dad was 50... It's weird growing up with a dad that much older than you. We'd go to the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-gulman/i-was-born-when-my-dad-was-50-it-s-weird-growing-up-with-a-dad-that/) [Gary Gulman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-gulman/) > [When you're gay every party is a bad sweater party.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-gulman/when-you-re-gay-every-party-is-a-bad-sweater-party/) [Gary Gulman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-gulman/) > [Rich people are just like us though they now eat their meals off square shaped plates.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-gulman/rich-people-are-just-like-us-though-they-now-eat-their-meals-off/) [Gary Gulman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-gulman/) > [Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-gulman/every-cookie-is-a-sugar-cookie-a-cookie-without-sugar-is-a-cracker/) [Gary Gulman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-gulman/) > [If you try to pop the unpopped kernels in the microwave, you go back in time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-gulman/if-you-try-to-pop-the-unpopped-kernels-in-the-microwave-you-go-back/) [Gary Gulman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-gulman/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/growing-dad/gary-gulman/#itemlist", "name": "1 Growing Dad Quotes By Gary Gulman", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I was born when my dad was 50... It's weird growing up with a dad that much older than you. 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