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> [“Imagine waking up in the morning and going to the kitchen and to make yourself some breakfast. You take some soybean grits, mix them with some tainted cattle meat, throw in a few beaks and feathers, smother your concoction with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martin-goldstein/imagine-waking-up-in-the-morning-and-going-to-the-kitchen-and-to-make/)

Martin Goldstein

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## Other authors on Grits

## More by Martin Goldstein

> [“Imagine waking up in the morning and going to the kitchen and to make yourself some breakfast. You take some soybean grits, mix them…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martin-goldstein/imagine-waking-up-in-the-morning-and-going-to-the-kitchen-and-to-make/)

Martin Goldstein

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