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title: "1 Great Kick Quotes By Joey Bishop"
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> [ The kick \[of comedy\] is to think quickly. It's a great kick. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-bishop/the-kick-of-comedy-is-to-think-quickly-it-s-a-great-kick/)

[Joey Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-bishop/)

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## More by Joey Bishop

> [There are many things that I find attractive about a woman. Foremost to me, of course, would be a sense of humor-but that doesn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-bishop/there-are-many-things-that-i-find-attractive-about-a-woman-foremost/)

[Joey Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-bishop/)

> [ The kick \[of comedy\] is to think quickly. It's a great kick. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-bishop/the-kick-of-comedy-is-to-think-quickly-it-s-a-great-kick/)

[Joey Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-bishop/)

> [One time we were having dinner and some guy came by and took a potato off of Frank Sinatra's plate. And Frank said, “Hey…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-bishop/one-time-we-were-having-dinner-and-some-guy-came-by-and-took-a-potato/)

[Joey Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-bishop/)

> [A salesman called on my wife the other day and tried to sell her a freezer. You'll save a fortune on your food bills,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-bishop/a-salesman-called-on-my-wife-the-other-day-and-tried-to-sell-her-a/)

[Joey Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-bishop/)

> [The president of a TV network generously agreed to take his company's aptitude test, a test required of all the personnel. He did badly.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-bishop/the-president-of-a-tv-network-generously-agreed-to-take-his-company-s/)

[Joey Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-bishop/)

> [You know how Van Nuys got its name? Well, one day my little old Jewish mother was visiting me, and I took her to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-bishop/you-know-how-van-nuys-got-its-name-well-one-day-my-little-old-jewish/)

[Joey Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-bishop/)

> [You can cut your hair how you want, but I think you should get to where you wear it normal for the future.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-bishop/you-can-cut-your-hair-how-you-want-but-i-think-you-should-get-to/)

[Joey Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-bishop/)

> [The other day I started to take a course in psycho-ceramics. What is psycho-ceramics? It's the study of crackpots.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-bishop/the-other-day-i-started-to-take-a-course-in-psycho-ceramics-what-is/)

[Joey Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-bishop/)

> [Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-bishop/today-you-can-go-to-a-gas-station-and-find-the-cash-register-open-and/)

[Joey Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-bishop/)

> [I don't consider success doing a show for 30 years; I'm sorry. To me, you're successful when you graduate from something. I did a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-bishop/i-don-t-consider-success-doing-a-show-for-30-years-i-m-sorry-to-me/)

[Joey Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-bishop/)

> [My doctor is wonderful. Once, in 1955, when I couldn't afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-bishop/my-doctor-is-wonderful-once-in-1955-when-i-couldn-t-afford-an/)

[Joey Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-bishop/)

> [A woman driver went through a red light. The cop stopped her and said, Lady, didn't you see that red light? The woman said,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-bishop/a-woman-driver-went-through-a-red-light-the-cop-stopped-her-and-said/)

[Joey Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-bishop/)

> [I love Chicago. I got on a bus and asked the driver, Do you go to the Loop? He said, No, I go beep-beep!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-bishop/i-love-chicago-i-got-on-a-bus-and-asked-the-driver-do-you-go-to-the/)

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