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> [“What if?” Fick asked. “What if grasshoppers had machine guns? Birds would be fucked!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-stephen-fuchs/what-if-fick-asked-what-if-grasshoppers-had-machine-guns-birds-would/)

[Michael Stephen Fuchs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-stephen-fuchs/)

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## More by Michael Stephen Fuchs

> [“You’ve worked for the government too long to imagine they have the resources or competence to cover shit up. Never attribute to conspiracy that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-stephen-fuchs/you-ve-worked-for-the-government-too-long-to-imagine-they-have-the/)

[Michael Stephen Fuchs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-stephen-fuchs/)

> [“Boy? Who the fuck are you calling boy? I’ve got a bucketful of balls, a yard of dick, and enough hair on my ass…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-stephen-fuchs/boy-who-the-fuck-are-you-calling-boy-i-ve-got-a-bucketful-of-balls-a/)

[Michael Stephen Fuchs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-stephen-fuchs/)

> [“Tier-1 guys operated on a razor edge of painstakingly honed skills. And every one of those skills was perishable. Either they were operating, or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-stephen-fuchs/tier-1-guys-operated-on-a-razor-edge-of-painstakingly-honed-skills/)

[Michael Stephen Fuchs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-stephen-fuchs/)

> [“Hey! I’m still fuckin’ this monkey. She’s just here to take pictures.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-stephen-fuchs/hey-i-m-still-fuckin-this-monkey-she-s-just-here-to-take-pictures/)

[Michael Stephen Fuchs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-stephen-fuchs/)

> [“What if?” Fick asked. “What if grasshoppers had machine guns? Birds would be fucked!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-stephen-fuchs/what-if-fick-asked-what-if-grasshoppers-had-machine-guns-birds-would/)

[Michael Stephen Fuchs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-stephen-fuchs/)

> [“Nobody rides for free, motherfuckers!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-stephen-fuchs/nobody-rides-for-free-motherfuckers/)

[Michael Stephen Fuchs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-stephen-fuchs/)

> [“Okay, not a terrible point,” Noise said. “But it’s also a great example – the point that makes my point. We don’t get to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-stephen-fuchs/okay-not-a-terrible-point-noise-said-but-it-s-also-a-great-example/)

[Michael Stephen Fuchs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-stephen-fuchs/)

> [“While you are alive, conquer death, and you shall have no regrets in the end.’ Sri Guru Granth Sahib Ji.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-stephen-fuchs/while-you-are-alive-conquer-death-and-you-shall-have-no-regrets-in/)

[Michael Stephen Fuchs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-stephen-fuchs/)

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