--- title: "11 Granny-weatherwax Quotes By Terry Pratchett" description: "11 Granny-weatherwax quotes by Terry Pratchett. Plus more from Terry Pratchett and more Granny-weatherwax sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dfb/terry-pratchett-19_discworld_the-smug-mask-of-virtue-triumphant-could_1804322.jpg" --- > [“The smug mask of virtue triumphant could be almost as horrible as the face of wickedness revealed.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/the-smug-mask-of-virtue-triumphant-could-be-almost-as-horrible-as-the/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dfb/terry-pratchett-19_discworld_the-smug-mask-of-virtue-triumphant-could_1804322.jpg) > [“She strode across the moors as if distance was a personal insult.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/she-strode-across-the-moors-as-if-distance-was-a-personal-insult/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/db5/terry-pratchett-19_determination_she-strode-across-the-moors-as-if-distan_2286472.jpg) > [“She'd never mastered the talent for apologizing, but she appreciated it in other people.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/she-d-never-mastered-the-talent-for-apologizing-but-she-appreciated/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cc1/terry-pratchett-19_apologies_she-d-never-mastered-the-talent-for-apol_523542.jpg) > [“If I'd had to buy you, you wouldn't be worth the price.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/if-i-d-had-to-buy-you-you-wouldn-t-be-worth-the-price/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/901/terry-pratchett-19_granny-weatherwax_if-i-d-had-to-buy-you-you-wouldn-t-be-wo_1962401.jpg) > [“Sin, young man, is when you treat people like things. Including yourself. That’s what sin is.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/sin-young-man-is-when-you-treat-people-like-things-including-yourself/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/893/terry-pratchett-19_granny-weatherwax_sin-young-man-is-when-you-treat-people-l_594551.jpg) > [“She knew a cutting, incisive, withering and above all a self-evident answer existed. It was just that, to her extreme annoyance, she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/she-knew-a-cutting-incisive-withering-and-above-all-a-self-evident/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c6/terry-pratchett-19_discworld_she-knew-a-cutting-incisive-withering-an_3154448.jpg) > [“Granny’s implicit belief that everything should get out of her way extended to other witches, very tall trees and, on occasion, mountains.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/granny-s-implicit-belief-that-everything-should-get-out-of-her-way/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cfe/terry-pratchett-19_faith_granny-s-implicit-belief-that-everything_2580795.jpg) > [“Mistress Weatherwax is the head witch, then, is she?’ 'Oh no!’ said Miss Level, looking shocked. 'Witches are all equal. We don’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/mistress-weatherwax-is-the-head-witch-then-is-she-oh-no-said-miss/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/583/terry-pratchett-19_granny-weatherwax_mistress-weatherwax-is-the-head-witch-th_2168700.jpg) > [“We look to… the edges,' said Mistress Weatherwax. 'There’s a lot of edges, more than people know. Between life and death, this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/we-look-to-the-edges-said-mistress-weatherwax-there-s-a-lot-of-edges/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a5c/terry-pratchett-19_death_we-look-to-the-edges-said-mistress-weath_3006070.jpg) > [“There was a wicked ole witch once called Black Aliss. She was an unholy terror. There's never been one worse or more…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/there-was-a-wicked-ole-witch-once-called-black-aliss-she-was-an/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/27f/terry-pratchett-19_granny-weatherwax_there-was-a-wicked-ole-witch-once-called_1978543.jpg) > [“Now that’s what I call magic—seein’ all that, dealin’ with all that, and still goin’ on. It’s sittin’ up all night with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/now-that-s-what-i-call-magic-seein-all-that-dealin-with-all-that-and/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ca6/terry-pratchett-19_angry-man_now-that-s-what-i-call-magic-seein-all-t_3050264.jpg) ## More by Terry Pratchett > [“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/this-one-s-mental-eccentric-what-s-the-difference-a-bag-of-cash/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/but-i-did-not-return-until-half-past-four-this-morning-and-i/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/the-universe-contains-any-amount-of-horrible-ways-to-be-woken-up-such/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/someone-broke-from-the-scrum-and-punching-and-kicking-staggered/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/it-s-an-interesting-fact-that-fewer-than-17-of-real-cats-end-their/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [You can't trust folk songs. They always sneak up on you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/you-can-t-trust-folk-songs-they-always-sneak-up-on-you/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/either-dragons-should-exist-completely-or-fail-to-exist-at-all-he/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/magrat-wondered-what-it-was-like-spending-your-whole-life-doing/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/a-hardback-s-harder-at-christmas-time-because-that-s-a-good-hardback/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/there-were-more-old-people-the-world-was-full-of-them-said-the-wizard/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/hobson-was-big-and-heavyset-but-not-exactly-fat-he-was-probably-what/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“There is a night that never comes to an end… The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/there-is-a-night-that-never-comes-to-an-end-the-clock-of-the-world/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“You'd like Freedom, Truth, and Justice, wouldn't you, Comrade Sergeant?' said Reg encouragingly. 'I'd like a hard-boiled egg,' said Vimes, shaking the match out.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/you-d-like-freedom-truth-and-justice-wouldn-t-you-comrade-sergeant/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“You are not apprehensive, are you? I can't detect no trace of fear none whatsoever Roomy cranium all possible videos of all possible outcomes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/you-are-not-apprehensive-are-you-i-can-t-detect-no-trace-of-fear-none/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [Imagination, not intelligence, made us human.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/imagination-not-intelligence-made-us-human/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/granny-weatherwax-2/terry-pratchett/#itemlist", "name": "11 Granny-weatherwax Quotes By Terry Pratchett", "numberOfItems": 11, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“The smug mask of virtue triumphant could be almost as horrible as the face of wickedness revealed.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", 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Between…” — Terry Pratchett", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 10, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“There was a wicked ole witch once called Black Aliss. She was an unholy terror. There's never been one worse or more powerful. Until now. Because I could spit in her eye and steal her teeth, see. Because she didn't know Right from Wrong, so she got all twisted up, and that was the end of her. \"The trouble is, you see, that if you do know Right from Wrong, you can't choose Wrong. You just can't do it and live. So.. if I was a bad witch I could make Mister Salzella's muscles turn against his bones and break them where he stood... if I was bad. I could do things inside his head, change the shape he thinks he is, and he'd be down on what had been his knees and begging to be turned into a frog... if I was bad. I could leave him with a mind like a scrambled egg, listening to colors and hearing smells...if I was bad. Oh yes.\" There was another sigh, deeper and more heartfelt. \"But I can't do none of that stuff. That wouldn't be Right.\" She gave a deprecating little chuckle. And if Nanny Ogg had been listening, she would have resolved as follows: that no maddened cackle from Black Aliss of infamous memory, no evil little giggle from some crazed Vampyre whose morals were worse than his spelling, no side-splitting guffaw from the most inventive torturer, was quite so unnerving as a happy little chuckle from a Granny Weatherwax about to do what's best.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Terry Pratchett" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/there-was-a-wicked-ole-witch-once-called-black-aliss-she-was-an/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/27f/terry-pratchett-19_granny-weatherwax_there-was-a-wicked-ole-witch-once-called_1978543.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/27f/terry-pratchett-19_granny-weatherwax_there-was-a-wicked-ole-witch-once-called_1978543.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/27f/terry-pratchett-19_granny-weatherwax_there-was-a-wicked-ole-witch-once-called_1978543.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“There was a wicked ole witch once called Black Aliss. She was an unholy terror. There's never been one worse…” — Terry Pratchett", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 11, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Now that’s what I call magic—seein’ all that, dealin’ with all that, and still goin’ on. It’s sittin’ up all night with some poor old man who’s leavin’ the world, taking away such pain as you can, comfortin’ their terror, seein’ ‘em safely on their way…and then cleanin’ ‘em up, layin’ ‘em out, making ‘em neat for the funeral, and helpin’ the weeping widow strip the bed and wash the sheets—which is, let me tell you, no errand for the fainthearted—and stayin’ up the next night to watch over the coffin before the funeral, and then going home and sitting down for five minutes before some shouting angry man comes bangin’ on your door ‘cuz his wife’s havin’ difficulty givin’ birth to their first child and the midwife’s at her wits’ end and then getting up and fetching your bag and going out again…We all do that, in our own way, and she does it better’n me, if I was to put my hand on my heart. That is the root and heart and soul and center of witchcraft, that is. The soul and center!”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Terry Pratchett" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/now-that-s-what-i-call-magic-seein-all-that-dealin-with-all-that-and/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ca6/terry-pratchett-19_angry-man_now-that-s-what-i-call-magic-seein-all-t_3050264.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ca6/terry-pratchett-19_angry-man_now-that-s-what-i-call-magic-seein-all-t_3050264.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ca6/terry-pratchett-19_angry-man_now-that-s-what-i-call-magic-seein-all-t_3050264.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Now that’s what I call magic—seein’ all that, dealin’ with all that, and still goin’ on. 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