--- title: "2 Grandma Quotes By Rachel Van Dyken" description: "2 Grandma quotes by Rachel Van Dyken. Plus more from Rachel Van Dyken and more Grandma sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1dd/rachel-van-dyken-1239_respect_oh-i-just-love-the-tube-and-the-facebook_1118538.jpg" --- > [“Oh, I just love the Tube! And the Facebook! And the Tweets!” “Why do you keep putting the in front of those?” “Out of respect.” Grandma’s eyebrow rose all the way to her hairline. “You never address the president as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-van-dyken/oh-i-just-love-the-tube-and-the-facebook-and-the-tweets-why-do-you/) [Rachel Van Dyken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-van-dyken/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1dd/rachel-van-dyken-1239_respect_oh-i-just-love-the-tube-and-the-facebook_1118538.jpg) > [“Ma’am, what does Justin Timberlake have to do with anything?” “Justin Timberlake is the answer to everything,” Grandma said solemnly. “How do you figure?” After a long pause she answered, “Because he brought sexy back.” “I’m sorry I didn’t take…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-van-dyken/ma-am-what-does-justin-timberlake-have-to-do-with-anything-justin/) [Rachel Van Dyken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-van-dyken/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b3/rachel-van-dyken-1239_quote_ma-am-what-does-justin-timberlake-have-t_1247809.jpg) ## Other authors on Grandma ## More by Rachel Van Dyken > [“You think I don’t notice,” I said, smirking. “But I see what you and your Kindle do at night.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-van-dyken/you-think-i-don-t-notice-i-said-smirking-but-i-see-what-you-and-your/) [Rachel Van Dyken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-van-dyken/) > [“Watching someone you love go through difficult times is like being trapped in your own body but paralyzed. You want to yell at them,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-van-dyken/watching-someone-you-love-go-through-difficult-times-is-like-being/) [Rachel Van Dyken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-van-dyken/) > [“love ice cream, I love pancakes, I love the color blue — bullshit. Because when I said love — I meant I bled for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-van-dyken/love-ice-cream-i-love-pancakes-i-love-the-color-blue-bullshit-because/) [Rachel Van Dyken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-van-dyken/) > [“Maybe it's not in the perfection of life that things make sense, but in the chaos.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-van-dyken/maybe-it-s-not-in-the-perfection-of-life-that-things-make-sense-but/) [Rachel Van Dyken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-van-dyken/) > [“Wherever I am, whatever I'm doing, alive or dead, young or old, my heart will always be with yours. Every beat you feel against…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-van-dyken/wherever-i-am-whatever-i-m-doing-alive-or-dead-young-or-old-my-heart/) [Rachel Van Dyken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-van-dyken/) > [“Moments with a girl like that? I knew they were one in a million and I was on a mission to capture them all.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-van-dyken/moments-with-a-girl-like-that-i-knew-they-were-one-in-a-million-and-i/) [Rachel Van Dyken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-van-dyken/) > [“Just don’t give him your everything — not until you know the return will be the same.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-van-dyken/just-don-t-give-him-your-everything-not-until-you-know-the-return/) [Rachel Van Dyken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-van-dyken/) > [“Sometimes I wonder if we ever truly let anyone completely in. The desire for another human being to know you, all of you, all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-van-dyken/sometimes-i-wonder-if-we-ever-truly-let-anyone-completely-in-the/) [Rachel Van Dyken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-van-dyken/) > [“The man has a mouth on him, let me tell you. His kiss could get a girl pregnant.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-van-dyken/the-man-has-a-mouth-on-him-let-me-tell-you-his-kiss-could-get-a-girl/) [Rachel Van Dyken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-van-dyken/) > [“The danger is never in loving someone — but losing your identity in the process.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-van-dyken/the-danger-is-never-in-loving-someone-but-losing-your-identity-in-the/) [Rachel Van Dyken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-van-dyken/) > [“We don’t know what’s going to happen, but I can make a promise to you right now. Your hand’s going to be in mine…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-van-dyken/we-don-t-know-what-s-going-to-happen-but-i-can-make-a-promise-to-you/) [Rachel Van Dyken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-van-dyken/) > [“It’s important to keep your options open. It’s important to live and not get so hung up on the past. The past is called…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-van-dyken/it-s-important-to-keep-your-options-open-it-s-important-to-live-and/) [Rachel Van Dyken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-van-dyken/) > [“After all, what girl wants to fall in love with a boy who doesn’t come to her rescue when she needs it most?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-van-dyken/after-all-what-girl-wants-to-fall-in-love-with-a-boy-who-doesn-t-come/) [Rachel Van Dyken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-van-dyken/) > [“Sometimes,when life gets hard, and people make you angry or even when you're scared, the best response is laughter.Laugh in the face of fear,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-van-dyken/sometimes-when-life-gets-hard-and-people-make-you-angry-or-even-when/) [Rachel Van Dyken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-van-dyken/) > [“Evil never died down. It simply went into hibernation.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-van-dyken/evil-never-died-down-it-simply-went-into-hibernation/) [Rachel Van Dyken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-van-dyken/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/grandma/rachel-van-dyken/#itemlist", "name": "2 Grandma Quotes By Rachel Van Dyken", "numberOfItems": 2, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Oh, I just love the Tube! And the Facebook! 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