--- title: "3 Grandma Quotes By P.C. Cast" description: "3 Grandma quotes by P.C. Cast. Plus more from P.C. Cast and more Grandma sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3f7/p-c-cast-3629_dark-eyes_that-man-is-such-a-damn-turd-monkey-gran_64939.png" --- > [“That man is such a damn turd monkey." "Grandma!" I said. "Oh, Zoeybird, did I just call your mother's husband a damn…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/that-man-is-such-a-damn-turd-monkey-grandma-i-said-oh-zoeybird-did-i/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3f7/p-c-cast-3629_dark-eyes_that-man-is-such-a-damn-turd-monkey-gran_64939.png) > [“Oh, Zoeybird, did I call your mother's husband a damn turd monkey outloud?' 'Yes, Grandma, you did.' She looked at me, her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/oh-zoeybird-did-i-call-your-mother-s-husband-a-damn-turd-monkey/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/070/p-c-cast-3629_chosen_oh-zoeybird-did-i-call-your-mother-s-hus_357945.png) > [“and drew her strength directly from our magickal Oklahoma earth. “U-we-tsi-a-ge-ya, it seems I need help at the lavender booth. I simply…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/and-drew-her-strength-directly-from-our-magickal-oklahoma-earth-u-we/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6c8/p-c-cast-3629_grandma_and-drew-her-strength-directly-from-our_3057203.jpg) ## Other authors on Grandma ## More by P.C. Cast > [“zoey: Holy crap, Aphrodite! Could you not sneak up and scare me? Aphrodite: No one was sneaking and holy crap is that a curse?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/zoey-holy-crap-aphrodite-could-you-not-sneak-up-and-scare-me/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“I always thought you had you a bad case of head-up-your-ass-itis. -Kramisha”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/i-always-thought-you-had-you-a-bad-case-of-head-up-your-ass-itis/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“That man is such a damn turd monkey." "Grandma!" I said. "Oh, Zoeybird, did I just call your mother's husband a damn turd monkey…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/that-man-is-such-a-damn-turd-monkey-grandma-i-said-oh-zoeybird-did-i/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“The ability to accessorize is what elevates us from lower-life forms," I said in my lecture voice, choosing a pair of diamond-studded drops for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/the-ability-to-accessorize-is-what-elevates-us-from-lower-life-forms/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“You asked what you’d done to displease me and I told you: you’re breathing. And in much too close a proximity to me. That…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/you-asked-what-you-d-done-to-displease-me-and-i-told-you-you-re/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“She turned her face to me. 'Can you tell I've been crying?' "For the gazillionth time, no. You look fine.' Shit. I knew it.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/she-turned-her-face-to-me-can-you-tell-i-ve-been-crying-for-the/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“ Soul mates do always find each other, Artemis thought.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/soul-mates-do-always-find-each-other-artemis-thought/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“Adam's gaze quickly shifted from the full tattoo on my face, to the V-neck of my T-shirt and the glimpse of tattooing across my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/adam-s-gaze-quickly-shifted-from-the-full-tattoo-on-my-face-to-the-v/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“So, even in the midst of craziness and exhaustion and a life-changing chaos,I was filled with peace and the sweet knowledge that I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/so-even-in-the-midst-of-craziness-and-exhaustion-and-a-life-changing/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“Been dead, done that got a fricken t-shirt”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/been-dead-done-that-got-a-fricken-t-shirt/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“I demand to know who did this to my man's face.-Aphrodite Lafonte”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/i-demand-to-know-who-did-this-to-my-man-s-face-aphrodite-lafonte/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“Clearly, the Goddess has a sense of humor.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/clearly-the-goddess-has-a-sense-of-humor/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“Never say no to sex”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/never-say-no-to-sex/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“Oh, Zoeybird, did I call your mother's husband a damn turd monkey outloud?' 'Yes, Grandma, you did.' She looked at me, her dark eyes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/oh-zoeybird-did-i-call-your-mother-s-husband-a-damn-turd-monkey/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“it's hard to march purposefully, or in any other way, when your thighs are screaming like Richard Simmons in a candy store- good God,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/it-s-hard-to-march-purposefully-or-in-any-other-way-when-your-thighs/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/grandma/p-c-cast/#itemlist", "name": "3 Grandma Quotes By P.C. 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Looks like I’m going to sell out completely,” Grandma said happily. “Sure thing.” Shaylin caught the keys Grandma tossed to her and hurried toward the main exit of the school grounds which led to the parking lot, as well as the tree-lined road that joined Utica Street. “And I’ll call my momma. She said just let her know if we get too busy over here. She and the PTA moms will be back here in a sec,” said Stevie Rae. “Grandma, do you mind if I give Street Cats a hand? I’ve been dying to check out their new litter of kittens.” “Go on, u-we-tsi-a-ge-ya. I think Sister Mary Angela has been missing your company.” “Thanks, Grandma.” I smiled at her. Then I turned to Stevie Rae. “Okay, if your mom’s group is coming back, I’m gonna go help the nuns.” “Yeah, no problem.” Stevie Rae, shielding her eyes and peering through the crowd, added, “I see her now, and she’s got Mrs. Rowland and Mrs. Wilson with her.” “Don’t worry. We can handle this,” Shaunee said. “’Kay,” I said, grinning at both of them. “I’ll be back as soon as I can.” I left the cookie booth and noticed Aphrodite, clutching her big purple Queenies cup, was right on my heels. “I thought you didn’t want a lecture from the nuns.” “Better than a lecture from PTA moms.” She shuddered. “Plus, I like cats more than people.” I shrugged. “Okay, whatever.” We’d only gotten partway to the Street Cats tent when Aphrodite slowed way down. “Seriously. Effing. Pathetic.” She was muttering around her straw, narrowing her eyes, and glaring. I followed her gaze and joined her frown. “Yeah, no matter how many times I see them together, I still don’t get it.” Aphrodite and I had stopped to watch Shaunee’s ex-Twin BFF, Erin, hang all over Dallas. “I really thought she was better than that.” “Apparently not,” Aphrodite said. “Eeew,” I said, looking away from their way too public display of locked lips. “I’m telling you, there’s not enough booze in Tulsa to make watching those two suck face okay.” She made a gagging sound, which changed to a snort and a laugh. “Check out the wimple, twelve o’clock.” Sure enough, there was a nun I vaguely recognized as Sister Emily (one of the more uptight of the nuns) descending on the too-busy-with-their-tongues-to-notice couple. “She looks serious,” I said. “You know, a nun may very well be the direct opposite of an aphrodisiac. This should be entertaining. Let’s watch.” “Zoey! 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