--- title: "3 Grandma Quotes By Brandon Mull" description: "3 Grandma quotes by Brandon Mull. Plus more from Brandon Mull and more Grandma sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/83c/brandon-mull-1617_age_oh-kendra-before-i-forget-gavin-asked-me_143062.jpg" --- > [Oh, Kendra, before I forget, Gavin asked me to give you this letter." He held out a gray, speckled envelope. "Happy birthday…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brandon-mull/oh-kendra-before-i-forget-gavin-asked-me-to-give-you-this-letter-he/) [Brandon Mull](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brandon-mull/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/83c/brandon-mull-1617_age_oh-kendra-before-i-forget-gavin-asked-me_143062.jpg) > [I'll not have my grandson subjected to the humiliation of his reading becoming public. We have to cope with this disgrace discreetly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brandon-mull/i-ll-not-have-my-grandson-subjected-to-the-humiliation-of-his-reading/) [Brandon Mull](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brandon-mull/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d6b/brandon-mull-1617_becoming_i-ll-not-have-my-grandson-subjected-to-t_1005157.png) > [It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brandon-mull/it-was-an-emergency-seth-blurted-read-my-lips-emergency-reading-not/) [Brandon Mull](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brandon-mull/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c63/brandon-mull-1617_appetite_it-was-an-emergency-seth-blurted-read-my_2520403.png) ## Other authors on Grandma ## More by Brandon Mull > [“Seth wished he had kept the zombie hand.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brandon-mull/seth-wished-he-had-kept-the-zombie-hand/) [Brandon Mull](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brandon-mull/) > [FABLEHAVEN: None who enter will leave unchanged. Trespassers will be turned to stone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brandon-mull/fablehaven-none-who-enter-will-leave-unchanged-trespassers-will-be/) [Brandon Mull](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brandon-mull/) > [Choices determine character.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brandon-mull/choices-determine-character/) [Brandon Mull](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brandon-mull/) > [In their youth, mortals behave more like nymphs. Adulthood seems impossibly distant, let alone the enfeeblement of old age. But ponderously, inevitably, it overtakes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brandon-mull/in-their-youth-mortals-behave-more-like-nymphs-adulthood-seems/) [Brandon Mull](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brandon-mull/) > [I don't know how you're standing here. Yet you haven't broken. Not where it matters. Having come this far, I'm not sure you can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brandon-mull/i-don-t-know-how-you-re-standing-here-yet-you-haven-t-broken-not/) [Brandon Mull](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brandon-mull/) > [“Their premise is that chaos and bloodshed are preferable to just regulations. We disagree.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brandon-mull/their-premise-is-that-chaos-and-bloodshed-are-preferable-to-just/) [Brandon Mull](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brandon-mull/) > [Agreements. Specifically, a treaty ratified by all the orders of whimsical like forms who dwell here that affords a measure of security for mortal…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brandon-mull/agreements-specifically-a-treaty-ratified-by-all-the-orders-of/) [Brandon Mull](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brandon-mull/) > [“In his first communication, which arrived via homing canister, Hank told me that if we acquired the Translocator, he had a way to smuggle…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brandon-mull/in-his-first-communication-which-arrived-via-homing-canister-hank/) [Brandon Mull](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brandon-mull/) > [“Don’t eat more than you want,” Grandma said. Kendra realized she had been toying with her pancakes, procrastinating the next bite. “I’m kind of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brandon-mull/don-t-eat-more-than-you-want-grandma-said-kendra-realized-she-had/) [Brandon Mull](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brandon-mull/) > [Can't you home school me?" Nate pleaded. "You would never do any work." (Nate's mom) "Sounds perfect!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brandon-mull/can-t-you-home-school-me-nate-pleaded-you-would-never-do-any-work/) [Brandon Mull](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brandon-mull/) > [Oh, Kendra, before I forget, Gavin asked me to give you this letter." He held out a gray, speckled envelope. "Happy birthday to you!"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brandon-mull/oh-kendra-before-i-forget-gavin-asked-me-to-give-you-this-letter-he/) [Brandon Mull](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brandon-mull/) > [“Rotten apples stay spoiled, Nedwin said. Copernum and his allies will hang themselves with future crimes.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brandon-mull/rotten-apples-stay-spoiled-nedwin-said-copernum-and-his-allies-will/) [Brandon Mull](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brandon-mull/) > [Imagination can take you Places…READ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brandon-mull/imagination-can-take-you-places-read/) [Brandon Mull](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brandon-mull/) > [You look tired," Rachel told Jason. "I wish I could jog and sleep at the same time." "Can't you?" Ferrin asked, joining them at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brandon-mull/you-look-tired-rachel-told-jason-i-wish-i-could-jog-and-sleep-at-the/) [Brandon Mull](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brandon-mull/) > [The pendulum swings between Light and Darkness](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brandon-mull/the-pendulum-swings-between-light-and-darkness/) [Brandon Mull](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brandon-mull/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/grandma/brandon-mull/#itemlist", "name": "3 Grandma Quotes By Brandon Mull", "numberOfItems": 3, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Oh, Kendra, before I forget, Gavin asked me to give you this letter.\" He held out a gray, speckled envelope. \"Happy birthday to you!\" Seth exclaimed, his voice full of implications. 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