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title: "2 Grandkids Quotes By George Lopez"
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> [ \[There's\] a joke that I've done forever: 'Nowadays they say that the largest majority of people will be Latino and you'll tell scary stories to your grandkids: "A long time ago when I was growing up, there used to be… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-lopez/there-s-a-joke-that-i-ve-done-forever-nowadays-they-say-that-the/)

[George Lopez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-lopez/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f96/george-lopez-3932_cutting_there-s-a-joke-that-i-ve-done-forever-no_1664664.jpg)

> [Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-lopez/sarah-palin-is-latina-pay-leen-she-has-an-infant-and-a-grandkid-the/)

[George Lopez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-lopez/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/076/george-lopez-3932_age_sarah-palin-is-latina-pay-leen-she-has-a_2288916.jpg)

## Other authors on Grandkids

- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b010/author-gene-perret-37263.jpg) Gene Perret 9 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/grandkids/gene-perret/)

## More by George Lopez

> [I think it's easier for African American and white comics to be praised than it is Latinos because they think our culture or our…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-lopez/i-think-it-s-easier-for-african-american-and-white-comics-to-be/)

[George Lopez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-lopez/)

> [I've spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-lopez/i-ve-spent-days-in-cinemas-answering-questions-from-the-audience-in/)

[George Lopez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-lopez/)

> [Everything will be seen on your computer or BlackBerry or whatever devices we will be seeing in the future. Comedians will put their content…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-lopez/everything-will-be-seen-on-your-computer-or-blackberry-or-whatever/)

[George Lopez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-lopez/)

> [I can never do nothing in this house!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-lopez/i-can-never-do-nothing-in-this-house/)

[George Lopez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-lopez/)

> [It helps me focus on our Lord and helps me get through the day.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-lopez/it-helps-me-focus-on-our-lord-and-helps-me-get-through-the-day/)

[George Lopez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-lopez/)

> [They were putting together a book for her birthday of all her friends, and they asked me to fill out a blank piece of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-lopez/they-were-putting-together-a-book-for-her-birthday-of-all-her-friends/)

[George Lopez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-lopez/)

> [The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-lopez/the-jewelry-stores-say-tell-your-wife-you-love-her-with-a-diamond/)

[George Lopez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-lopez/)

> [By the time I was 11, I wanted to be a comedian. So all those years later, I've managed to achieve my dream as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-lopez/by-the-time-i-was-11-i-wanted-to-be-a-comedian-so-all-those-years/)

[George Lopez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-lopez/)

> [You know, you walk through this hotel, you're not going to see all white people; you're not going to see all black people; you're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-lopez/you-know-you-walk-through-this-hotel-you-re-not-going-to-see-all/)

[George Lopez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-lopez/)

> [No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-lopez/no-angie-it-s-instant-like-when-someone-trips-in-the-cafeteria-and/)

[George Lopez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-lopez/)

> [I don't know if the art of stand-up will survive. Stand-up seems dated. Now you can do a mini-movie or a short with a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-lopez/i-don-t-know-if-the-art-of-stand-up-will-survive-stand-up-seems-dated/)

[George Lopez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-lopez/)

> [Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-lopez/angie-i-ve-seen-my-mom-wrestle-two-cops-to-the-ground-with-a-taser/)

[George Lopez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-lopez/)

> [Once again I refer to you as the nalgas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-lopez/once-again-i-refer-to-you-as-the-nalgas/)

[George Lopez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-lopez/)

> [I grew up with nothing and nobody ever told me I could do anything. I never knew my father, and my mother wasnt the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-lopez/i-grew-up-with-nothing-and-nobody-ever-told-me-i-could-do-anything-i/)

[George Lopez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-lopez/)

> [I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-lopez/i-ve-gotten-in-trouble-with-every-race-you-can-imagine/)

[George Lopez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-lopez/)

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