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title: "3 Grahame Coats Quotes by 1 author"
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> [“You’re going to pay the bill,” said Grahame. “Then I’ll escort you and the young lady out to the car. And we’ll…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-gaiman/you-re-going-to-pay-the-bill-said-grahame-then-i-ll-escort-you-and/)

[Neil Gaiman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-gaiman/)

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> [There was something about being in the vicinity of Grahame Coats that always made Fat Charlie (a) speak in cliches and (b)…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-gaiman/there-was-something-about-being-in-the-vicinity-of-grahame-coats-that/)

[Neil Gaiman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-gaiman/)

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> [“Grahame Coats did not go for walks; he had people to do that for him.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-gaiman/grahame-coats-did-not-go-for-walks-he-had-people-to-do-that-for-him/)

[Neil Gaiman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-gaiman/)

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