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> [I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-h-boren/i-got-the-bill-for-my-surgery-now-i-know-what-those-doctors-were/)

[James H. Boren](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-h-boren/)

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## More by James H. Boren

> [A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-h-boren/a-dress-that-zips-up-the-back-will-bring-a-husband-and-wife-together/)

[James H. Boren](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-h-boren/)

> [Most educators would continue to lecture on navigation while the ship is going down.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-h-boren/most-educators-would-continue-to-lecture-on-navigation-while-the-ship/)

[James H. Boren](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-h-boren/)

> [It is hard to look up to a leader who keeps his ear to the ground.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-h-boren/it-is-hard-to-look-up-to-a-leader-who-keeps-his-ear-to-the-ground/)

[James H. Boren](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-h-boren/)

> [I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-h-boren/i-got-the-bill-for-my-surgery-now-i-know-what-those-doctors-were/)

[James H. Boren](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-h-boren/)

> [When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder..](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-h-boren/when-in-doubt-mumble-when-in-trouble-delegate-when-in-charge-ponder/)

[James H. Boren](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-h-boren/)

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