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title: "6 Got Stitches Quotes by 6 authors"
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> [“Paranoia seems more reasonable when you've got twelve stitches in your side.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kate-griffin/paranoia-seems-more-reasonable-when-you-ve-got-twelve-stitches-in/)

[Kate Griffin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kate-griffin/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f31/kate-griffin-13970_kate-griffin_paranoia-seems-more-reasonable-when-you_72595.jpg)

> [In 1985, I was the host of a talk show, 'Hot Properties on Lifetime.' Hulk Hogan was on the show. He put…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-belzer/in-1985-i-was-the-host-of-a-talk-show-hot-properties-on-lifetime-hulk/)

[Richard Belzer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-belzer/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b4b/richard-belzer-14272_hot_in-1985-i-was-the-host-of-a-talk-show-ho_453212.png)

> [I have a scar on my forehead. I was three years old, jumping on the bed with my brothers, and I fell…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-lynn-sigler-2/i-have-a-scar-on-my-forehead-i-was-three-years-old-jumping-on-the-bed/)

[Jamie-Lynn Sigler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-lynn-sigler-2/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4a3/jamie-lynn-sigler-2-30099_again_i-have-a-scar-on-my-forehead-i-was-three_890820.jpg)

> [“That darn bear! He's got me in stitches.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/agatha-bobblesbee/that-darn-bear-he-s-got-me-in-stitches/)

[Agatha Bobblesbee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/agatha-bobblesbee/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aa1/agatha-bobblesbee-101655_bears_that-darn-bear-he-s-got-me-in-stitches-1_1108133.jpg)

> [I've had my elbows operated on, both my knees are shot, I've got stitches everywhere.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-funk/i-ve-had-my-elbows-operated-on-both-my-knees-are-shot-i-ve-got/)

[Terry Funk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-funk/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a6d/terry-funk-10167_both_i-ve-had-my-elbows-operated-on-both-my-k_2635116.png)

> [Because I'm the only performer who comes out and says I've had plastic surgery, I've become the plastic surgery poster girl, which…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-rivers/because-i-m-the-only-performer-who-comes-out-and-says-i-ve-had/)

[Joan Rivers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-rivers/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/786/joan-rivers-669_botox_because-i-m-the-only-performer-who-comes_3120540.png)

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