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title: "2 Got Presents Quotes by 2 authors"
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> [“I got presents as a kid. That stopped in my teens. The small family gifts were gone. Replaced by dark humor – "I got you the same thing as last year. But purple.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/damon-thomas/i-got-presents-as-a-kid-that-stopped-in-my-teens-the-small-family/)

[Damon Thomas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/damon-thomas/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ef/damon-thomas-29668_dark-humor_i-got-presents-as-a-kid-that-stopped-in_604977.jpg)

> [Oh, when I was a kid, I was poor. Christmas, I got no presents. Well, there was one Christmas, on our front lawn - Prancer and Dancer - they dropped off a little something.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/oh-when-i-was-a-kid-i-was-poor-christmas-i-got-no-presents-well-there/)

[Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/187/rodney-dangerfield-755_christmas_oh-when-i-was-a-kid-i-was-poor-christmas_1810691.jpg)

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