--- title: "35 Googled Quotes by 30 authors" description: "Browse 35 Googled quotes by 30 authors. Discover the best Googled sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/97c/lil-wayne-62_internet_i-don-t-think-i-ve-ever-googled-myself-3_3203038.jpg" --- > [I don't think I've ever googled myself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lil-wayne/i-don-t-think-i-ve-ever-googled-myself/) [Lil Wayne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lil-wayne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/97c/lil-wayne-62_internet_i-don-t-think-i-ve-ever-googled-myself-3_3203038.jpg) > [“I googled it, Sir ~ Brie”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-phoenix/i-googled-it-sir-brie/) [Red Phoenix](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/red-phoenix/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e35/red-phoenix-19393_brie_i-googled-it-sir-brie-844669_844669.jpg) > [“I googled it, Sir.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-phoenix/i-googled-it-sir/) [Red Phoenix](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/red-phoenix/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/abf/red-phoenix-19393_erotica-romance_i-googled-it-sir-3035389_3035389.jpg) > [“I wondered and I prayed and I Googled.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-lynn-barnes/i-wondered-and-i-prayed-and-i-googled/) [Jennifer Lynn Barnes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-lynn-barnes/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c5d/jennifer-lynn-barnes-2448_google_i-wondered-and-i-prayed-and-i-googled-19_192616.jpg) > [Just because you've Googled something doesn't mean you've learned.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-krieger/just-because-you-ve-googled-something-doesn-t-mean-you-ve-learned/) [Mike Krieger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-krieger/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/74a/mike-krieger-18464_because_just-because-you-ve-googled-something-do_984453.jpg) > [“Everything found what I googled except Love and Peace”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chathura-sandeepa/everything-found-what-i-googled-except-love-and-peace/) [Chathura Sandeepa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chathura-sandeepa/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6c1/chathura-sandeepa-56006_internet_everything-found-what-i-googled-except-l_2269714.jpg) > [So I decided to look into presidential candidate Rick Santorum so I googled](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sir-eddy-cook/so-i-decided-to-look-into-presidential-candidate-rick-santorum-so-i/) [Sir Eddy Cook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sir-eddy-cook/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b5d/sir-eddy-cook-278536_humor_so-i-decided-to-look-into-presidential-c_1586940.jpg) > [Well, I have never, ever Googled myself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/well-i-have-never-ever-googled-myself/) [Tom Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-robbins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/571/tom-robbins-169_ever_well-i-have-never-ever-googled-myself-26_2687299.jpg) > [“Then she did what any girl would do: she Googled him.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-park/then-she-did-what-any-girl-would-do-she-googled-him/) [Jessica Park](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-park/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a7f/jessica-park-1882_girl_then-she-did-what-any-girl-would-do-she_327909.jpg) > [“I Googled it all.” Dortmunder had heard of this; some other nosey parker way to mind everybody else’s business.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donald-e-westlake/i-googled-it-all-dortmunder-had-heard-of-this-some-other-nosey-parker/) [Donald E. Westlake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donald-e-westlake/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c7e/donald-e-westlake-4285_business_i-googled-it-all-dortmunder-had-heard-of_2102360.jpg) > [I have not Googled myself. I have not looked at myself on Amazon. It could drive you wild.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kate-dicamillo/i-have-not-googled-myself-i-have-not-looked-at-myself-on-amazon-it/) [Kate DiCamillo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kate-dicamillo/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/915/kate-dicamillo-599_amazon_i-have-not-googled-myself-i-have-not-loo_3145340.png) > [Never Googled myself. I use a computer for market quotes and news, but I've never Googled myself. But I have visited their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-boone-pickens/never-googled-myself-i-use-a-computer-for-market-quotes-and-news-but/) [T. Boone Pickens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-boone-pickens/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/128/t-boone-pickens-9502_computer_never-googled-myself-i-use-a-computer-fo_683949.png) > [I have Googled myself, yeah, I think everybody has. I try not to make a habit of it - in fact I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aidan-gillen/i-have-googled-myself-yeah-i-think-everybody-has-i-try-not-to-make-a/) [Aidan Gillen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aidan-gillen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c7f/aidan-gillen-19353_everybody_i-have-googled-myself-yeah-i-think-every_1923846.png) > [I have never ever Googled myself; in fact I think the Christian right prohibits such things.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/i-have-never-ever-googled-myself-in-fact-i-think-the-christian-right/) [Tom Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-robbins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f56/tom-robbins-169_christian_i-have-never-ever-googled-myself-in-fact_539309.jpg) > [I'd like to get to a state where people think that if you've Googled something, you've researched it, and otherwise haven't, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sergey-brin/i-d-like-to-get-to-a-state-where-people-think-that-if-you-ve-googled/) [Sergey Brin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sergey-brin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3e3/sergey-brin-12771_havens_i-d-like-to-get-to-a-state-where-people_334136.jpg) > [One time I had too many Heinekens and I googled myself and realized that that was a very, very bad combination.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ginnifer-goodwin/one-time-i-had-too-many-heinekens-and-i-googled-myself-and-realized-2/) [Ginnifer Goodwin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ginnifer-goodwin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/141/ginnifer-goodwin-8206_combination_one-time-i-had-too-many-heinekens-and-i_1085947.jpg) > [“He’s a scientist. He’s never cried. He flips through Googled image searches of burn victims while he touches himself.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christy-leigh-stewart/he-s-a-scientist-he-s-never-cried-he-flips-through-googled-image/) [Christy Leigh Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christy-leigh-stewart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/41a/christy-leigh-stewart-15968_science_he-s-a-scientist-he-s-never-cried-he-fli_2331017.jpg) > [I did Google him, you know." "Oh, so you GOOGLED him Oh, well, that changes everything then, doesn't it? What could I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alyson-noel/i-did-google-him-you-know-oh-so-you-googled-him-oh-well-that-changes/) [Alyson Noel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alyson-noel/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1d8/alyson-noel-1434_google_i-did-google-him-you-know-oh-so-you-goog_3174699.png) > [“Once I knew what I was doing I was there and with it; I had the total knowing. I Googled God and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/initially-no/once-i-knew-what-i-was-doing-i-was-there-and-with-it-i-had-the-total/) [Initially NO](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/initially-no/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b41/initially-no-32333_cult_once-i-knew-what-i-was-doing-i-was-there_37781.jpg) > [“Sweetheart, Oz is a nickname. Haven’t you googled me yet?” Amused blue eyes roll. “I’m sure you google yourself enough for the both…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-ney/sweetheart-oz-is-a-nickname-haven-t-you-googled-me-yet-amused-blue/) [Sara Ney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-ney/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2fe/sara-ney-25314_quote_sweetheart-oz-is-a-nickname-haven-t-you_2075837.jpg) > [“If I hadn’t known better, I would have guessed you’d done that before.” “I googled it,” Cole said. “What?” Cole chuckled. “While…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-kennedy/if-i-hadn-t-known-better-i-would-have-guessed-you-d-done-that-before/) [Sloane Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-kennedy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d28/sloane-kennedy-554_parenting_if-i-hadn-t-known-better-i-would-have-gu_1063916.jpg) > [“There's all kinds of stuff on the internet. You could've Googled it." he stated. still moving his hand closer. I could feel…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-clayton/there-s-all-kinds-of-stuff-on-the-internet-you-could-ve-googled-it-he/) [Alice Clayton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-clayton/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/591/alice-clayton-2074_internet_there-s-all-kinds-of-stuff-on-the-intern_1235556.jpg) > [“OK, I confess. I Googled him once. Maybe twice. Oh, all right, so I've lost count over the years. But so what?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alexandra-potter/ok-i-confess-i-googled-him-once-maybe-twice-oh-all-right-so-i-ve-lost/) [Alexandra Potter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alexandra-potter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/285/alexandra-potter-9904_humor_ok-i-confess-i-googled-him-once-maybe-tw_3026321.png) > [I have Googled so many things related to possible diseases, and it's always ridiculous. Like, 'My toe is hurting. Do I have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christine-and-the-queens/i-have-googled-so-many-things-related-to-possible-diseases-and-it-s/) [Christine and the Queens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christine-and-the-queens/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/880/christine-and-the-queens-6013_always_i-have-googled-so-many-things-related-to_1983422.jpg) > [Technologically, I live in the 17th century; I don't have a computer, I don't have any of that stuff. I don't look…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/iris-apfel/technologically-i-live-in-the-17th-century-i-don-t-have-a-computer-i/) [Iris Apfel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/iris-apfel/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/399/iris-apfel-2319_computers_technologically-i-live-in-the-17th-centu_755016.png) > [What's the worst, is when people clearly haven't researched you. One time an interviewer asked me if I do a lot of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-benanti/what-s-the-worst-is-when-people-clearly-haven-t-researched-you-one/) [Laura Benanti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laura-benanti/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d7f/laura-benanti-7592_asks_what-s-the-worst-is-when-people-clearly_644905.jpg) > [I don't think I've ever googled myself. But I do read some things... I mean, if I know that I was with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lil-wayne/i-don-t-think-i-ve-ever-googled-myself-but-i-do-read-some-things-i/) [Lil Wayne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lil-wayne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f32/lil-wayne-62_figures_i-don-t-think-i-ve-ever-googled-myself-b_3122771.jpg) > [My parents have Google Alerts on me. So they'll often times send me an e-mail and be like, 'Hey did you know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dane-dehaan/my-parents-have-google-alerts-on-me-so-they-ll-often-times-send-me-an/) [Dane DeHaan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dane-dehaan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/641/dane-dehaan-17937_google_my-parents-have-google-alerts-on-me-so-t_143664.png) > [One time I had too many Heinekens and I googled myself and realized that that was a very, very bad combination. One…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ginnifer-goodwin/one-time-i-had-too-many-heinekens-and-i-googled-myself-and-realized/) [Ginnifer Goodwin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ginnifer-goodwin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e71/ginnifer-goodwin-8206_google_one-time-i-had-too-many-heinekens-and-i_1051111.jpg) > [“We shook hands, just as we had the first day we'd met, which seemed absurd, given everything that had gone down between…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cary-attwell/we-shook-hands-just-as-we-had-the-first-day-we-d-met-which-seemed/) [Cary Attwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cary-attwell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c3c/cary-attwell-40860_humor_we-shook-hands-just-as-we-had-the-first_2203518.jpg) > [“Google searches, however, reveal that there was one line that did trigger the type of response then-president Obama might have wanted. He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-stephens-davidowitz/google-searches-however-reveal-that-there-was-one-line-that-did/) [Seth Stephens-Davidowitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-stephens-davidowitz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cbd/seth-stephens-davidowitz-10761_first-time_google-searches-however-reveal-that-ther_2193696.jpg) > [One night I'd had some beers, and then I Googled myself and spent the night in tears.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ginnifer-goodwin/one-night-i-d-had-some-beers-and-then-i-googled-myself-and-spent-the/) [Ginnifer Goodwin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ginnifer-goodwin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f11/ginnifer-goodwin-8206_beer_one-night-i-d-had-some-beers-and-then-i_525692.jpg) > [“Did you know you can't sit down for weeks if you get ass implants? Trust me, I googled that shit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claire-contreras/did-you-know-you-can-t-sit-down-for-weeks-if-you-get-ass-implants/) [Claire Contreras](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claire-contreras/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/79a/claire-contreras-17360_implants_did-you-know-you-can-t-sit-down-for-week_795388.jpg) > [Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/artie-lange/have-you-ever-googled-yourself-i-did-most-depressing-thing-ever/) [Artie Lange](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/artie-lange/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ef/artie-lange-7262_depressing_have-you-ever-googled-yourself-i-did-mos_987027.jpg) > [“Did they make Adam's apple porn? Was that a thing? Would I be scarred for life if I Googled it? And if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/molly-harper/did-they-make-adam-s-apple-porn-was-that-a-thing-would-i-be-scarred/) [Molly Harper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/molly-harper/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a97/molly-harper-2053_life_did-they-make-adam-s-apple-porn-was-that_1498138.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/googled/#itemlist", "name": "Googled Quotes", "numberOfItems": 35, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I don't think I've ever googled myself.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Lil Wayne" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lil-wayne/i-don-t-think-i-ve-ever-googled-myself/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/97c/lil-wayne-62_internet_i-don-t-think-i-ve-ever-googled-myself-3_3203038.jpg", "contentUrl": 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