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title: "6 Google Alerts Quotes by 6 authors"
description: "Browse 6 Google Alerts quotes by 6 authors. Discover the best Google Alerts sayings and thoughts."
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> [My parents have Google Alerts on me. So they'll often times send me an e-mail and be like, 'Hey did you know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dane-dehaan/my-parents-have-google-alerts-on-me-so-they-ll-often-times-send-me-an/)

[Dane DeHaan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dane-dehaan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/641/dane-dehaan-17937_google_my-parents-have-google-alerts-on-me-so-t_143664.png)

> [I get Google alerts that automatically let me know when someone's calling me a nutjob.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-e-cupp/i-get-google-alerts-that-automatically-let-me-know-when-someone-s/)

[S.E. Cupp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-e-cupp/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6ac/s-e-cupp-5380_automatically_i-get-google-alerts-that-automatically-l_1499367.png)

> [The longer you're on a show like 'SNL,' the less frequent the Google alerts become.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vanessa-bayer/the-longer-you-re-on-a-show-like-snl-the-less-frequent-the-google/)

[Vanessa Bayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vanessa-bayer/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/392/vanessa-bayer-20524_become_the-longer-you-re-on-a-show-like-snl-the_1530058.jpg)

> [My dad and my brother have Google alerts out on me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassidy-freeman/my-dad-and-my-brother-have-google-alerts-out-on-me/)

[Cassidy Freeman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassidy-freeman/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e8b/cassidy-freeman-46802_brother_my-dad-and-my-brother-have-google-alerts_1640584.jpg)

> [I'm not big on looking up myself. I don't get Google alerts, and I don't look on blogs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/khloe-kardashian/i-m-not-big-on-looking-up-myself-i-don-t-get-google-alerts-and-i-don/)

[Khloe Kardashian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/khloe-kardashian/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e1d/khloe-kardashian-3790_bigs_i-m-not-big-on-looking-up-myself-i-don-t_2013726.jpg)

> [I turned off my Google alerts in 2009 as I learnt that following yourself on the Internet very quickly becomes unhealthy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marina-and-the-diamonds/i-turned-off-my-google-alerts-in-2009-as-i-learnt-that-following/)

[Marina and the Diamonds](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marina-and-the-diamonds/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/37c/marina-and-the-diamonds-7675_becomes_i-turned-off-my-google-alerts-in-2009-as_2879074.png)

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