--- title: "15 Good thing Quotes By Jarod Kintz" description: "15 Good thing quotes by Jarod Kintz. Plus more from Jarod Kintz and more Good thing sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a03/jarod-kintz-2_bad-thing_in-jacksonville-there-are-more-childrenl_2956544.jpg" --- > [“In Jacksonville, there are more childrenless children than fatherless children. Barely. But that’s one bad thing that’s actually a good thing.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/in-jacksonville-there-are-more-childrenless-children-than-fatherless/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a03/jarod-kintz-2_bad-thing_in-jacksonville-there-are-more-childrenl_2956544.jpg) > [“A blanket really makes the bed. Good thing too, because I never make the bed. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-blanket-really-makes-the-bed-good-thing-too-because-i-never-make/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b98/jarod-kintz-2_blanket_a-blanket-really-makes-the-bed-good-thin_2912384.jpg) > [“Good things come to those who ate. I’m going to wait to eat. I just got done swallowing my pride, and I’ll…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/good-things-come-to-those-who-ate-i-m-going-to-wait-to-eat-i-just-got/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/09f/jarod-kintz-2_good-thing_good-things-come-to-those-who-ate-i-m-go_1760122.jpg) > [“Charity can be a good thing. But the only cause I’ll support is because. Don’t ask me why.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/charity-can-be-a-good-thing-but-the-only-cause-i-ll-support-is/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e0d/jarod-kintz-2_generosity_charity-can-be-a-good-thing-but-the-only_1004538.jpg) > [“Good things come to those who ate. And I’m stuffed. Like a teddy bear. That might be why I’m the World Cuddling…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/good-things-come-to-those-who-ate-and-i-m-stuffed-like-a-teddy-bear/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b5b/jarod-kintz-2_good-thing_good-things-come-to-those-who-ate-and-i_2605963.jpg) > [“Generally, competition is a good thing. But not when it’s between two nipples, specifically mine, over which one can suck the most.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/generally-competition-is-a-good-thing-but-not-when-it-s-between-two/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/574/jarod-kintz-2_football_generally-competition-is-a-good-thing-bu_2621271.jpg) > [Never let go of a good thing without a fight. Especially if that good thing is a pair of boxing gloves.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/never-let-go-of-a-good-thing-without-a-fight-especially-if-that-good/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/56c/jarod-kintz-2_boxing_never-let-go-of-a-good-thing-without-a-f_3086348.jpg) > [“My life has been going downhill ever since I stopped pedaling on my bicycle. But I suppose that’s a good thing.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/my-life-has-been-going-downhill-ever-since-i-stopped-pedaling-on-my/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ee6/jarod-kintz-2_downhill_my-life-has-been-going-downhill-ever-sin_120111.jpg) > [“Love is a good thing. Not starving to death is also a good thing. Being in love with a man named Mr.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/love-is-a-good-thing-not-starving-to-death-is-also-a-good-thing-being/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6c9/jarod-kintz-2_death_love-is-a-good-thing-not-starving-to-dea_564837.jpg) > [“A blanket could be used to stop a train. Another good thing to use would be brakes. I’ll sell you a set…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-blanket-could-be-used-to-stop-a-train-another-good-thing-to-use/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/69f/jarod-kintz-2_fitness_a-blanket-could-be-used-to-stop-a-train_874447.jpg) > [“Good thing my mother-in-law isn’t pizza shaped, because then I’d have to cut her up into eight slices and serve her to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/good-thing-my-mother-in-law-isn-t-pizza-shaped-because-then-i-d-have/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b14/jarod-kintz-2_family_good-thing-my-mother-in-law-isn-t-pizza_10869.jpg) > [“When someone looks at something they don’t understand and they say, “That could be a good thing, or that could be a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/when-someone-looks-at-something-they-don-t-understand-and-they-say/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/49f/jarod-kintz-2_bad-thing_when-someone-looks-at-something-they-don_2715736.jpg) > [“I don’t know why she broke up with me. I was always there when she needed me. Well, aside for about 3/4ths…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-don-t-know-why-she-broke-up-with-me-i-was-always-there-when-she/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6c3/jarod-kintz-2_good-thing_i-don-t-know-why-she-broke-up-with-me-i_1183806.jpg) > [“-Good thing you don’t own a mirror, Mr. Mirrorless, or you’d see how ugly you are. -What makes you think I don’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/good-thing-you-don-t-own-a-mirror-mr-mirrorless-or-you-d-see-how-ugly/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bb4/jarod-kintz-2_good-thing_good-thing-you-don-t-own-a-mirror-mr-mir_3164219.jpg) > [“Night—it’s the only thing that will cover up one of my black moods. Good thing my depression isn’t an every day kind…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/night-it-s-the-only-thing-that-will-cover-up-one-of-my-black-moods/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f17/jarod-kintz-2_depression_night-it-s-the-only-thing-that-will-cove_2023153.jpg) ## Other authors on Good thing ## More by Jarod Kintz > [“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-notice-when-you-re-gone-or-do-i-how-can-i-observe-something-that/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I wouldn’t love you if you were the last Sodomite in Gomorrah.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-wouldn-t-love-you-if-you-were-the-last-sodomite-in-gomorrah/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-blanket-could-be-used-to-make-sweet-sweet-music-with-the-love-of/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-brick-could-be-used-to-slow-down-time-sort-of-like-a-camel-in-a/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/we-have-a-love-so-pure-that-it-makes-snow-seem-yellow-don-t-eat-it/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-hid-mrs-frozenwater-s-body-in-the-ice-cube-trays-in-my-freezer/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/two-similar-words-might-lead-to-two-similar-ideas-they-might-also/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/nothing-is-and-isn-t-nothing-is-and-isn-t-nothing-itself-is-and-at/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Embossed letters represent the topography of typography.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/embossed-letters-represent-the-topography-of-typography/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/there-s-only-one-piece-of-clothing-i-could-eat-fast-and-that-s-a-scarf/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/dora-j-arod-is-to-jarod-ora-as-yes-is-to-yes-yes-is-also-the-correct/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-best-part-about-being-kidnapped-is-being-blindfolded-and-getting/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Orafoura once told me that if I were a car, I’d be a Ferrari. One that was scratched smashed, rusted, and stolen.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/orafoura-once-told-me-that-if-i-were-a-car-i-d-be-a-ferrari-one-that/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“What makes a good leader? I ask myself this every day, and then as I begin to list off characteristics I realize I’m describing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/what-makes-a-good-leader-i-ask-myself-this-every-day-and-then-as-i/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I’d like to file a missing person’s report—on my clone. It’s nearly 2012. He should have been here by now.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-d-like-to-file-a-missing-person-s-report-on-my-clone-it-s-nearly/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/good-thing/jarod-kintz/#itemlist", "name": "15 Good thing Quotes By Jarod Kintz", "numberOfItems": 15, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“In Jacksonville, there are more childrenless children than fatherless children. Barely. 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