--- title: "1 Good Samaritan Quotes By Drew Magary" description: "1 Good Samaritan quotes by Drew Magary. Plus more from Drew Magary and more Good Samaritan sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/26e/drew-magary-11859_fire_it-was-night-and-even-if-any-good-samari_570908.jpg" --- > [“It was night, and even if any good Samaritan saw the smoke, it wasn't like they would come running. This was America. No one was lost in America. If they saw the smoke, they would say, "Looks like someone's having…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drew-magary/it-was-night-and-even-if-any-good-samaritan-saw-the-smoke-it-wasn-t/) [Drew Magary](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drew-magary/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/26e/drew-magary-11859_fire_it-was-night-and-even-if-any-good-samari_570908.jpg) ## More by Drew Magary > [“You probably don't remember that, do you? Depression has a way of vaporizing big parts of your memory. Important parts.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drew-magary/you-probably-don-t-remember-that-do-you-depression-has-a-way-of/) [Drew Magary](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drew-magary/) > [“My run up the avenue was complicated by the fact that everyone was staring at their damn phones and tablets, and not at the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drew-magary/my-run-up-the-avenue-was-complicated-by-the-fact-that-everyone-was/) [Drew Magary](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drew-magary/) > [“She crossed her legs and kicked out her feet, clad in thick wool socks and boots big enough to house a little old lady.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drew-magary/she-crossed-her-legs-and-kicked-out-her-feet-clad-in-thick-wool-socks/) [Drew Magary](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drew-magary/) > [When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid, one that stands…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drew-magary/when-a-teacher-is-paying-extra-attention-to-your-child-you-believe/) [Drew Magary](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drew-magary/) > [With toilet books, people don't review them that much. They don't really pay much attention to them. It's just like, "Oh, okay. I'll put…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drew-magary/with-toilet-books-people-don-t-review-them-that-much-they-don-t/) [Drew Magary](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drew-magary/) > [“Every book was a door; every page a new place to hide.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drew-magary/every-book-was-a-door-every-page-a-new-place-to-hide/) [Drew Magary](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drew-magary/) > [“Okay," I confessed. "You got me. I don't want to die. I'm terrified of death. I fear there's nothing beyond it and that this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drew-magary/okay-i-confessed-you-got-me-i-don-t-want-to-die-i-m-terrified-of/) [Drew Magary](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drew-magary/) > [I took time in the day to write as much of the book as I possibly could. I didn't write too much at night,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drew-magary/i-took-time-in-the-day-to-write-as-much-of-the-book-as-i-possibly/) [Drew Magary](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drew-magary/) > [“It was night, and even if any good Samaritan saw the smoke, it wasn't like they would come running. This was America. No one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drew-magary/it-was-night-and-even-if-any-good-samaritan-saw-the-smoke-it-wasn-t/) [Drew Magary](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drew-magary/) > [“I once met a traveler who told me he would live to see the end of time. He laid out all his vitamins before…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drew-magary/i-once-met-a-traveler-who-told-me-he-would-live-to-see-the-end-of/) [Drew Magary](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drew-magary/) > [Once ESPN leaves you, and you don't have a foothold anywhere else, you're done. It's very hard to do anything else, because in some…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drew-magary/once-espn-leaves-you-and-you-don-t-have-a-foothold-anywhere-else-you/) [Drew Magary](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drew-magary/) > [I occasionally get glimpses, but I have to reprioritize, because that's how it naturally progresses - things like family, responsibilities, and your job all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drew-magary/i-occasionally-get-glimpses-but-i-have-to-reprioritize-because-that-s/) [Drew Magary](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drew-magary/) > [You'll paint some nursery and the kid will want to sleep in a drawer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drew-magary/you-ll-paint-some-nursery-and-the-kid-will-want-to-sleep-in-a-drawer/) [Drew Magary](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drew-magary/) > [“Jokes about butts WORKED.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drew-magary/jokes-about-butts-worked/) [Drew Magary](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drew-magary/) > [“Once they've borne children, mothers can construct virtually any costume using scissors, felt, Elmer's glue, and a leftover pen spring. They're like the Special…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drew-magary/once-they-ve-borne-children-mothers-can-construct-virtually-any/) [Drew Magary](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drew-magary/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/good-samaritan/drew-magary/#itemlist", "name": "1 Good Samaritan Quotes By Drew Magary", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“It was night, and even if any good Samaritan saw the smoke, it wasn't like they would come running. This was America. No one was lost in America. 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