---
title: "9 Good morning Quotes By Ree Drummond"
description: "9 Good morning quotes by Ree Drummond. Plus more from Ree Drummond and more Good morning sayings from other authors."
image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/322/ree-drummond-818_good-morning_before-i-knew-it-marlboro-man-s-right-ar_2117696.jpg"
---

> [“Before I knew it, Marlboro Man’s right arm was wrapped around my waist while his other hand held the reins of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/before-i-knew-it-marlboro-man-s-right-arm-was-wrapped-around-my-waist/)

[Ree Drummond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ree-drummond/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/322/ree-drummond-818_good-morning_before-i-knew-it-marlboro-man-s-right-ar_2117696.jpg)

> [“Well, good morning!” he said, wrapping his arms around my waist. His lips settled on my neck. I was glad I’d spritzed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/well-good-morning-he-said-wrapping-his-arms-around-my-waist-his-lips/)

[Ree Drummond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ree-drummond/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bce/ree-drummond-818_good-morning_well-good-morning-he-said-wrapping-his-a_2294749.png)

> [“He was standing there, smiling. His impish grin jumped out and grabbed me, as it always did. “Well, good morning!” he said,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/he-was-standing-there-smiling-his-impish-grin-jumped-out-and-grabbed/)

[Ree Drummond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ree-drummond/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/55a/ree-drummond-818_black-hole_he-was-standing-there-smiling-his-impish_2191729.png)

> [“I was awakened at dawn to the sound of Marlboro Man knocking on the front door. A rancher through and through, he’d…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/i-was-awakened-at-dawn-to-the-sound-of-marlboro-man-knocking-on-the/)

[Ree Drummond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ree-drummond/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ac/ree-drummond-818_awakened_i-was-awakened-at-dawn-to-the-sound-of-m_1086441.png)

> [“Good morning, Mike,” I mumbled, making a beeline for the coffeepot. “Oooooh!” he teased again. “Someone is getting married tonight! Woooooooo…” “Yep,”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/good-morning-mike-i-mumbled-making-a-beeline-for-the-coffeepot-oooooh/)

[Ree Drummond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ree-drummond/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d52/ree-drummond-818_getting-married_good-morning-mike-i-mumbled-making-a-bee_1997557.jpg)

> [“He called the next morning at seven. I was sound asleep, still dreaming about the kiss that had rocked my existence the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/he-called-the-next-morning-at-seven-i-was-sound-asleep-still-dreaming/)

[Ree Drummond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ree-drummond/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a2/ree-drummond-818_closing-my-eyes_he-called-the-next-morning-at-seven-i-wa_635375.jpg)

> [“No matter what level of instruction Marlboro Man gave me, no matter how many pointers, a horse trot for me meant a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/no-matter-what-level-of-instruction-marlboro-man-gave-me-no-matter/)

[Ree Drummond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ree-drummond/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/41e/ree-drummond-818_good-morning_no-matter-what-level-of-instruction-marl_1554339.jpg)

> [“I brushed my teeth like a crazed lunatic as I examined myself in the mirror. Why couldn’t I look the women in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/i-brushed-my-teeth-like-a-crazed-lunatic-as-i-examined-myself-in-the/)

[Ree Drummond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ree-drummond/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e0/ree-drummond-818_black-hole_i-brushed-my-teeth-like-a-crazed-lunatic_2410171.jpg)

> [“I hadn’t noticed, through all my inner torture and turmoil, that Marlboro Man and the horses had been walking closer to me.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/i-hadn-t-noticed-through-all-my-inner-torture-and-turmoil-that/)

[Ree Drummond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ree-drummond/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/846/ree-drummond-818_dear-life_i-hadn-t-noticed-through-all-my-inner-to_577671.jpg)

## Other authors on Good morning

## More by Ree Drummond

> [“What else haven’t you told me?” I thought for a minute. “Actually, yes…there is,” I replied, pausing to consider my words carefully, “I eat…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/what-else-haven-t-you-told-me-i-thought-for-a-minute-actually-yes/)

[Ree Drummond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ree-drummond/)

> [Butter, cream, and bacon. That's such a great foundation right there.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/butter-cream-and-bacon-that-s-such-a-great-foundation-right-there/)

[Ree Drummond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ree-drummond/)

> [“More and more, I began helping around the homestead. I learned to operate my John Deere mower so I could keep the yard around…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/more-and-more-i-began-helping-around-the-homestead-i-learned-to/)

[Ree Drummond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ree-drummond/)

> [“I walked proudly out of the church, the new wife of Marlboro Man. When we exited the same doors through which my dad and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/i-walked-proudly-out-of-the-church-the-new-wife-of-marlboro-man-when/)

[Ree Drummond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ree-drummond/)

> [“When we arrived at the wedding at Marlboro Man’s grandparents’ house, I gasped. People were absolutely everywhere: scurrying and mingling and sipping champagne and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/when-we-arrived-at-the-wedding-at-marlboro-man-s-grandparents-house-i/)

[Ree Drummond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ree-drummond/)

> [“What is it?” I asked, pasting a magazine photo of a football--found in an old Seventeen magazine spread--on my beloved’s collage. “Well, a bunch…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/what-is-it-i-asked-pasting-a-magazine-photo-of-a-football-found-in-an/)

[Ree Drummond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ree-drummond/)

> [“When I arrived, I immediately saw the mother of an ex-boyfriend, the kind of ex-boyfriend that would make you want to look as good…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/when-i-arrived-i-immediately-saw-the-mother-of-an-ex-boyfriend-the/)

[Ree Drummond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ree-drummond/)

> [“At times the differences concerned me. Could I ever be with a man who’d never, in his entire life, eaten sushi? Could I, a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/at-times-the-differences-concerned-me-could-i-ever-be-with-a-man-who/)

[Ree Drummond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ree-drummond/)

> [“You did not do my homework assignment for me,” he said, grabbing the collage again and looking it over. “I had insomnia,” I said.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/you-did-not-do-my-homework-assignment-for-me-he-said-grabbing-the/)

[Ree Drummond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ree-drummond/)

> [“I couldn’t bear the thought of a ham sandwich. Imagining milk trickling down my esophagus almost sent me over the edge. Even the saltines…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/i-couldn-t-bear-the-thought-of-a-ham-sandwich-imagining-milk/)

[Ree Drummond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ree-drummond/)

> [“Marlboro Man picked me up the next evening, exactly one month before our wedding day. Our evening apart had made the heart grow fonder,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/marlboro-man-picked-me-up-the-next-evening-exactly-one-month-before/)

[Ree Drummond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ree-drummond/)

> [“I’ll send the nurse in here in a minute, okay?” Waste of time , I thought. “Okay, but…do you think there’s anything we can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/i-ll-send-the-nurse-in-here-in-a-minute-okay-waste-of-time-i-thought/)

[Ree Drummond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ree-drummond/)

> [“How come I wasn’t riding around in his middle seat? Was I supposed to initiate this? Was this expected of me? Because I probably…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/how-come-i-wasn-t-riding-around-in-his-middle-seat-was-i-supposed-to/)

[Ree Drummond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ree-drummond/)

> [“I’ll see you in the morning. Oh, and hey…if I don’t answer the door right away it probably means I’m doing some weight training…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/i-ll-see-you-in-the-morning-oh-and-hey-if-i-don-t-answer-the-door/)

[Ree Drummond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ree-drummond/)

> [“Minutes later, we were back at the sliding glass door that led inside the house--me, leaning against the glass, Marlboro Man anchoring me there…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/minutes-later-we-were-back-at-the-sliding-glass-door-that-led-inside/)

[Ree Drummond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ree-drummond/)

```json
{
    "@context": "https://schema.org",
    "@graph": [
        {
            "@type": "ItemList",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/good-morning/ree-drummond/#itemlist",
            "name": "9 Good morning Quotes By Ree Drummond",
            "numberOfItems": 9,
            "itemListElement": [
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 1,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“Before I knew it, Marlboro Man’s right arm was wrapped around my waist while his other hand held the reins of the two horses. In another instant, he pulled me toward him in a tight grip and leaned in for a sweet, tender kiss--a kiss he seemed to savor even after our lips parted. “Good morning,” he said sweetly, grinning that magical grin.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Ree Drummond"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/before-i-knew-it-marlboro-man-s-right-arm-was-wrapped-around-my-waist/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/322/ree-drummond-818_good-morning_before-i-knew-it-marlboro-man-s-right-ar_2117696.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/322/ree-drummond-818_good-morning_before-i-knew-it-marlboro-man-s-right-ar_2117696.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/322/ree-drummond-818_good-morning_before-i-knew-it-marlboro-man-s-right-ar_2117696.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Before I knew it, Marlboro Man’s right arm was wrapped around my waist while his other hand held the reins…” — Ree Drummond",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 2,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“Well, good morning!” he said, wrapping his arms around my waist. His lips settled on my neck. I was glad I’d spritzed myself with Giorgio. “Good morning,” I whispered back, a slight edge to my voice. Equal parts embarrassed at my puffy eyes and at the fact that I’d slept so late that day, I kept hugging him tightly, hoping against hope he’d never let go and never back up enough to get a good, long look at me. Maybe if we just stood there for fifty years or so, wrinkles would eventually shield my puffiness.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Ree Drummond"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/well-good-morning-he-said-wrapping-his-arms-around-my-waist-his-lips/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bce/ree-drummond-818_good-morning_well-good-morning-he-said-wrapping-his-a_2294749.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bce/ree-drummond-818_good-morning_well-good-morning-he-said-wrapping-his-a_2294749.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bce/ree-drummond-818_good-morning_well-good-morning-he-said-wrapping-his-a_2294749.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Well, good morning!” he said, wrapping his arms around my waist. His lips settled on my neck. I was glad I’d…” — Ree Drummond",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 3,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“He was standing there, smiling. His impish grin jumped out and grabbed me, as it always did. “Well, good morning!” he said, wrapping his arms around my waist. His lips settled on my neck. I was glad I’d spritzed myself with Giorgio. “Good morning,” I whispered back, a slight edge to my voice. Equal parts embarrassed at my puffy eyes and at the fact that I’d slept so late that day, I kept hugging him tightly, hoping against hope he’d never let go and never back up enough to get a good, long look at me. Maybe if we just stood there for fifty years or so, wrinkles would eventually shield my puffiness. “So,” Marlboro Man said. “What have you been doing all day?” I hesitated for a moment, then launched into a full-scale monologue. “Well, of course I had my usual twenty-mile run, then I went on a hike and then I read The Iliad . Twice. You don’t even want to know the rest. It’ll make you tired just hearing about it.” “Uh-huh,” he said, his blue-green eyes fixed on mine. I melted in his arms once again. It happened any time, every time, he held me. He kissed me, despite my gold FIGHT ON! T-shirt. My eyes were closed, and I was in a black hole, a vortex of romance, existing in something other than a human body. I floated on vapors.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Ree Drummond"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/he-was-standing-there-smiling-his-impish-grin-jumped-out-and-grabbed/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/55a/ree-drummond-818_black-hole_he-was-standing-there-smiling-his-impish_2191729.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/55a/ree-drummond-818_black-hole_he-was-standing-there-smiling-his-impish_2191729.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/55a/ree-drummond-818_black-hole_he-was-standing-there-smiling-his-impish_2191729.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“He was standing there, smiling. His impish grin jumped out and grabbed me, as it always did. “Well, good…” — Ree Drummond",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 4,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“I was awakened at dawn to the sound of Marlboro Man knocking on the front door. A rancher through and through, he’d made good on his promise to show up at six. I should have known. He’d probably gotten fewer than five hours of sleep. I stumbled down the stairs, trying in vain to steady myself so I’d look like I’d been awake for longer than seven seconds. When I opened the door he was there, in his Wranglers, looking impossibly appealing for someone so profoundly sleep-deprived. The sweetness of his gentle grin was matched only by his adorably puffy eyes, which made him look like a little boy despite the steel gray hair on his head. My stomach fluttered; I wondered if there’d ever be a time when it would stop. “Good morning,” he said, stepping inside the door and nuzzling his face into my neck. A thousand tiny feathers tickled my skin.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Ree Drummond"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/i-was-awakened-at-dawn-to-the-sound-of-marlboro-man-knocking-on-the/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ac/ree-drummond-818_awakened_i-was-awakened-at-dawn-to-the-sound-of-m_1086441.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ac/ree-drummond-818_awakened_i-was-awakened-at-dawn-to-the-sound-of-m_1086441.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ac/ree-drummond-818_awakened_i-was-awakened-at-dawn-to-the-sound-of-m_1086441.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“I was awakened at dawn to the sound of Marlboro Man knocking on the front door. A rancher through and…” — Ree Drummond",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 5,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“Good morning, Mike,” I mumbled, making a beeline for the coffeepot. “Oooooh!” he teased again. “Someone is getting married tonight! Woooooooo…” “Yep,” I said, taking that first glorious sip of java. “Hard to believe, isn’t it?” Mike put his hand over his mouth and snickered. Then he asked, “So…are you guys gonna do some…some kissin’ ?” “I certainly hope so,” I said. This only served to make Mike laugh harder. “Ooooooh!” he squealed. “Are you gonna have a baby ?” Oh, Lord. I took another hit of Gevalia and answered, “Not today.” Mike cracked up again. He was clearly on a roll. “What’s so funny this morning, Mike?” I asked. “Your s-s-s-stomach is gonna get so fat,” he answered. Mike was quickly approaching manic stage--the result of a large, busy weekend and his routine being disrupted. Soon the inevitable crash would come. I just hoped I was on the plane to Australia when it happened. It wasn’t going to be pretty. “Oh, whatever , Mike,” I answered, feigning indignation.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Ree Drummond"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/good-morning-mike-i-mumbled-making-a-beeline-for-the-coffeepot-oooooh/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d52/ree-drummond-818_getting-married_good-morning-mike-i-mumbled-making-a-bee_1997557.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d52/ree-drummond-818_getting-married_good-morning-mike-i-mumbled-making-a-bee_1997557.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d52/ree-drummond-818_getting-married_good-morning-mike-i-mumbled-making-a-bee_1997557.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Good morning, Mike,” I mumbled, making a beeline for the coffeepot. “Oooooh!” he teased again. “Someone is…” — Ree Drummond",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 6,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“He called the next morning at seven. I was sound asleep, still dreaming about the kiss that had rocked my existence the night before. Marlboro Man, on the other hand, had been up since five and, he would explain, had waited two hours before calling me, since he reckoned I probably wasn’t the get-up-early type. And I wasn’t. I’d never seen any practical reason for any normal person to get out of bed before 8:00 A.M., and besides that, the kiss had been pretty darn earth shattering. I needed to sleep that thing off. “Good morning,” he said. I gasped. That voice. There it was again. “Oh, hi!” I replied, shooting out of bed and trying to act like I’d been up for hours doing step aerobics and trimming my mom’s azalea bushes. And hiking. “You asleep?” he asked. “Nope, nope, not at all!” I replied. “Not one bit.” My voice was thick and scratchy. “You were asleep, weren’t you?” I guess he knew a late sleeper than he heard one. “No, I wasn’t--I get up really early,” I said. “I’m a real morning person.” I concealed a deep, total-body yawn. “That’s strange--your voice sounds like you were still asleep,” Marlboro Man persisted. He wasn’t letting me off the hook. “Oh…well…it’s just that I haven’t talked to anyone yet today, plus I’ve kind of been fighting a little sinus trouble,” I said. That was attractive. “But I’ve been up for quite a while.” “Yeah? What have you been doing?” he asked. He was enjoying this. “Oh, you know. Stuff.” Stuff. Good one, Ree. “Really? Like, what kind of stuff?” he asked. I heard him chuckle softly, the same way he’d chuckled when he’d caught me the night before. That chuckle could quiet stormy waters. Bring about world peace. “Oh, just stuff. Early morning stuff. Stuff I do when I get up really early in the morning…” I tried again to sound convincing. “Well,” he said, “I don’t want to keep you from your ‘early morning stuff.’ I just wanted to tell you…I wanted to tell you I had a really good time last night.” “You did?” I replied, picking sleepy sand from the corner of my right eye. “I did,” he said. I smiled, closing my eyes. What was happening to me? This cowboy--this sexy cowboy who’d suddenly galloped into my life, who’d instantly plunged me into some kind of vintage romance novel--had called me within hours of kissing me on my doorstep, just to tell me he’d had a good time. “Me, too,” was all I could say. Boy, was I on a roll. You know, stuff, and Me, too , all in the same conversation. This guy was sure to be floored by my eloquence. I was so smitten, I couldn’t even formulate coherent words. I was in trouble.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Ree Drummond"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/he-called-the-next-morning-at-seven-i-was-sound-asleep-still-dreaming/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a2/ree-drummond-818_closing-my-eyes_he-called-the-next-morning-at-seven-i-wa_635375.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a2/ree-drummond-818_closing-my-eyes_he-called-the-next-morning-at-seven-i-wa_635375.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a2/ree-drummond-818_closing-my-eyes_he-called-the-next-morning-at-seven-i-wa_635375.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“He called the next morning at seven. I was sound asleep, still dreaming about the kiss that had rocked my…” — Ree Drummond",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 7,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“No matter what level of instruction Marlboro Man gave me, no matter how many pointers, a horse trot for me meant a repeated and violet Slap! Slap! Slap! on the seat of my saddle. My feet were fine--they’d stay securely in the stirrups. But I just couldn’t figure out how to use the muscles in my legs correctly, and I hadn’t yet learned how to post. It was so unpleasant, the whole riding-a-horse business: my bottom would slap, my torso would stiffen, and I’d be sore for days--not to mention that I looked like a complete freak while riding--kind of like a tree trunk with red, stringy hair. Short of taking the rectal temperatures of cows, I’d never felt more out of place doing anything in my life. All of this rushed to the surface when I saw Marlboro Man walking toward me with two of his horses, one of which was clearly meant for me. Where’s my Jeep? I thought. Where’s my torch? I don’t want a horse. My bottom can’t take it. Where’s my Jeep? I’d never wanted to drive a Jeep so much. “Hey,” I said, walking toward him and smiling, trying to appear not only calm but also totally unconcerned about the reality that faced me. “Uh…I thought we were going burning.” I clearly sounded out the g. It was a loud, clanging cymbal. “Oh, we are,” he said, smiling. “But we’ve got to get to some areas the Jeep can’t reach.” My stomach lurched. For more than a couple of seconds, I actually considered feigning illness so I wouldn’t have to go. What can I say? I wondered. That I feel like I’m going to throw up? Or should I just clutch my stomach, groan, then run behind the barn and make dramatic retching sounds? That could be highly effective. Marlboro Man will feel sorry for me and say, “It’s okay…you just go on up to my house and rest. I’ll be back later.” But I don’t think I can go through with it; vomiting is so embarrassing! And besides, if Marlboro Man thinks I vomited, I might not get a kiss today… “Oh, okay,” I said, smiling again and trying to prevent my face from betraying the utter dread that plagued me. I hadn’t noticed, through all my inner torture and turmoil, that Marlboro Man and the horses had been walking closer to me. Before I knew it, Marlboro Man’s right arm was wrapped around my waist while his other hand held the reins of the two horses. In another instant, he pulled me toward him in a tight grip and leaned in for a sweet, tender kiss--a kiss he seemed to savor even after our lips parted. “Good morning,” he said sweetly, grinning that magical grin. My knees went weak. I wasn’t sure if it was the kiss itself…or the dread of riding.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Ree Drummond"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/no-matter-what-level-of-instruction-marlboro-man-gave-me-no-matter/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/41e/ree-drummond-818_good-morning_no-matter-what-level-of-instruction-marl_1554339.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/41e/ree-drummond-818_good-morning_no-matter-what-level-of-instruction-marl_1554339.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/41e/ree-drummond-818_good-morning_no-matter-what-level-of-instruction-marl_1554339.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“No matter what level of instruction Marlboro Man gave me, no matter how many pointers, a horse trot for me…” — Ree Drummond",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 8,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“I brushed my teeth like a crazed lunatic as I examined myself in the mirror. Why couldn’t I look the women in commercials who wake up in a bed with ironed sheets and a dewy complexion with their hair perfectly tousled? I wasn’t fit for human eyes, let alone the piercing eyes of the sexy, magnetic Marlboro Man, who by now was walking up the stairs to my bedroom. I could hear the clomping of his boots. The boots were in my bedroom by now, and so was the gravelly voice attached to them. “Hey,” I heard him say. I patted an ice-cold washcloth on my face and said ten Hail Marys, incredulous that I would yet again find myself trapped in the prison of a bathroom with Marlboro Man, my cowboy love, on the other side of the door. What in the world was he doing there? Didn’t he have some cows to wrangle? Some fence to fix? It was broad daylight; didn’t he have a ranch to run? I needed to speak to him about his work ethic. “Oh, hello,” I responded through the door, ransacking the hamper in my bathroom for something, anything better than the sacrilege that adorned my body. Didn’t I have any respect for myself? I heard Marlboro Man laugh quietly. “What’re you doing in there?” I found my favorite pair of faded, soft jeans. “Hiding,” I replied, stepping into them and buttoning the waist. “Well, c’mere,” he said softly. My jeans were damp from sitting in the hamper next to a wet washcloth for two days, and the best top I could find was a cardinal and gold FIGHT ON! T-shirt from my ‘SC days. It wasn’t dingy, and it didn’t smell. That was the best I could do at the time. Oh, how far I’d fallen from the black heels and glitz of Los Angeles. Accepting defeat, I shrugged and swung open the door. He was standing there, smiling. His impish grin jumped out and grabbed me, as it always did. “Well, good morning!” he said, wrapping his arms around my waist. His lips settled on my neck. I was glad I’d spritzed myself with Giorgio. “Good morning,” I whispered back, a slight edge to my voice. Equal parts embarrassed at my puffy eyes and at the fact that I’d slept so late that day, I kept hugging him tightly, hoping against hope he’d never let go and never back up enough to get a good, long look at me. Maybe if we just stood there for fifty years or so, wrinkles would eventually shield my puffiness. “So,” Marlboro Man said. “What have you been doing all day?” I hesitated for a moment, then launched into a full-scale monologue. “Well, of course I had my usual twenty-mile run, then I went on a hike and then I read The Iliad . Twice. You don’t even want to know the rest. It’ll make you tired just hearing about it.” “Uh-huh,” he said, his blue-green eyes fixed on mine. I melted in his arms once again. It happened any time, every time, he held me. He kissed me, despite my gold FIGHT ON! T-shirt. My eyes were closed, and I was in a black hole, a vortex of romance, existing in something other than a human body. I floated on vapors. Marlboro Man whispered in my ear, “So…,” and his grip around my waist tightened. And then, in an instant, I plunged back to earth, back to my bedroom, and landed with a loud thud on the floor. “R-R-R-R-Ree?” A thundering voice entered the room. It was my brother Mike. And he was barreling toward Marlboro Man and me, his arms outstretched. “ Hey! ” Mike yelled. “W-w-w-what are you guys doin’?” And before either of us knew it, Mike’s arms were around us both, holding us in a great big bear hug. “Well, hi, Mike,” Marlboro Man said, clearly trying to reconcile the fact that my adult brother had his arms around him. It wasn’t awkward for me; it was just annoying. Mike had interrupted our moment. He was always doing that.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Ree Drummond"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/i-brushed-my-teeth-like-a-crazed-lunatic-as-i-examined-myself-in-the/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e0/ree-drummond-818_black-hole_i-brushed-my-teeth-like-a-crazed-lunatic_2410171.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e0/ree-drummond-818_black-hole_i-brushed-my-teeth-like-a-crazed-lunatic_2410171.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e0/ree-drummond-818_black-hole_i-brushed-my-teeth-like-a-crazed-lunatic_2410171.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“I brushed my teeth like a crazed lunatic as I examined myself in the mirror. Why couldn’t I look the women…” — Ree Drummond",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 9,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“I hadn’t noticed, through all my inner torture and turmoil, that Marlboro Man and the horses had been walking closer to me. Before I knew it, Marlboro Man’s right arm was wrapped around my waist while his other hand held the reins of the two horses. In another instant, he pulled me toward him in a tight grip and leaned in for a sweet, tender kiss--a kiss he seemed to savor even after our lips parted. “Good morning,” he said sweetly, grinning that magical grin. My knees went weak. I wasn’t sure if it was the kiss itself…or the dread of riding. We mounted our horses and began walking slowly up the hillside. When we reached the top, Marlboro Man pointed across a vast prairie. “See that thicket of trees over there?” he said. “That’s where we’re headed.” Almost immediately, he gave his horse a kick and began to trot across the flat plain. With no prompting from me at all, my horse followed suit. I braced myself, becoming stiff and rigid and resigning myself to looking like a freak in front of my love and also to at least a week of being too sore to move. I held on to the saddle, the reins, and my life as my horse took off in the same direction as Marlboro Man’s. Not two minutes into our ride, my horse slightly faltered after stepping in a shallow hole. Having no experience with this kind of thing, I reacted, shrieking loudly and pulling wildly on my reins, simultaneously stiffening my body further. The combination didn’t suit my horse, who decided, understandably, that he pretty much didn’t want me on his back anymore. He began to buck, and my life flashed before my eyes--for the first time, I was deathly afraid of horses. I held on for dear life as the huge creature underneath me bounced and reared, but my body caught air, and I knew it was only a matter of time before I’d go flying. In the distance, I heard Marlboro Man’s voice. “Pull up on the reins! Pull up! Pull up!” My body acted immediately--it was used to responding instantly to that voice, after all--and I pulled up tightly on the horse’s reins. This forced its head to an upright position, which made bucking virtually impossible for the horse. Problem was, I pulled up too tightly and quickly, and the horse reared up. I leaned forward and hugged the saddle, praying I wouldn’t fall off backward and sustain a massive head injury. I liked my head. I wasn’t ready to say good-bye to it. By the time the horse’s front legs hit the ground, my left leg was dangling out of its stirrup, even as all my dignity was dangling by a thread. Using my balletic agility, I quickly hopped off the horse, tripping and stumbling away the second my feet hit the ground. Instinctively, I began hurriedly walking away--from the horse, from the ranch, from the burning. I didn’t know where I was going--back to L.A., I figured, or maybe I’d go through with Chicago after all. I didn’t care; I just knew I had to keep walking. In the meantime, Marlboro Man had arrived at the scene and quickly calmed my horse, who by now was eating a leisurely morning snack of dead winter grass that had yet to be burned. The nag. “You okay?” Marlboro Man called out. I didn’t answer. I just kept on walking, determined to get the hell out of Dodge. It took him about five seconds to catch up with me; I wasn’t a very fast walker. “Hey,” he said, grabbing me around the waist and whipping me around so I was facing him. “Aww, it’s okay. It happens.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Ree Drummond"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/i-hadn-t-noticed-through-all-my-inner-torture-and-turmoil-that/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/846/ree-drummond-818_dear-life_i-hadn-t-noticed-through-all-my-inner-to_577671.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/846/ree-drummond-818_dear-life_i-hadn-t-noticed-through-all-my-inner-to_577671.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/846/ree-drummond-818_dear-life_i-hadn-t-noticed-through-all-my-inner-to_577671.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“I hadn’t noticed, through all my inner torture and turmoil, that Marlboro Man and the horses had been…” — Ree Drummond",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                }
            ]
        },
        {
            "@type": "CollectionPage",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/good-morning/ree-drummond/#webpage",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/good-morning/ree-drummond/",
            "name": "Good morning Quotes by Ree Drummond",
            "isPartOf": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website"
            },
            "mainEntity": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/good-morning/ree-drummond/#itemlist"
            },
            "primaryImageOfPage": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/322/ree-drummond-818_good-morning_before-i-knew-it-marlboro-man-s-right-ar_2117696.jpg"
            },
            "description": "9 Good morning quotes by Ree Drummond. Plus more from Ree Drummond and more Good morning sayings from other authors.",
            "breadcrumb": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/good-morning/ree-drummond/#breadcrumb"
            }
        },
        {
            "@type": "BreadcrumbList",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/good-morning/ree-drummond/#breadcrumb",
            "itemListElement": [
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 1,
                    "name": "Home",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 2,
                    "name": "Quotes",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 3,
                    "name": "Topics",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/categories/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 4,
                    "name": "Good Morning",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/good-morning/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 5,
                    "name": "Ree Drummond",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/good-morning/ree-drummond/"
                }
            ]
        },
        {
            "@type": "WebSite",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website",
            "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/",
            "publisher": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
            }
        },
        {
            "@type": "Organization",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization",
            "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/",
            "logo": {
                "@type": "ImageObject",
                "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/themes/sq/assets/icons/icon-512.png",
                "width": 512,
                "height": 512
            }
        }
    ]
}
```
