--- title: "11 Good morning Quotes By Jarod Kintz" description: "11 Good morning quotes by Jarod Kintz. Plus more from Jarod Kintz and more Good morning sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c6/jarod-kintz-2_good-morning_my-name-is-don-as-in-sunrise-2422932_2422932.jpg" --- > [“My name is Don, as in sunrise.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/my-name-is-don-as-in-sunrise/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c6/jarod-kintz-2_good-morning_my-name-is-don-as-in-sunrise-2422932_2422932.jpg) > [The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-morning-always-has-a-way-of-creeping-up-on-me-and-peeking-in-my/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cbb/jarod-kintz-2_good-morning_the-morning-always-has-a-way-of-creeping_609855.jpg) > [“I love the sunrise, but not as much as I love you. Will you pass me my midnight-black blindfold?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-love-the-sunrise-but-not-as-much-as-i-love-you-will-you-pass-me-my/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ee3/jarod-kintz-2_good-morning_i-love-the-sunrise-but-not-as-much-as-i_2475365.jpg) > [“Going to bed at sunrise, I find a blindfold helps me sleep. Also, I like it when my kidnappers put pillows in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/going-to-bed-at-sunrise-i-find-a-blindfold-helps-me-sleep-also-i-like/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7a8/jarod-kintz-2_blindfold_going-to-bed-at-sunrise-i-find-a-blindfo_398780.jpg) > [“Male or female, if my name were either Don or Dawn, I’d be up at sunrise to celebrate the glory that is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/male-or-female-if-my-name-were-either-don-or-dawn-i-d-be-up-at/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/159/jarod-kintz-2_good-morning_male-or-female-if-my-name-were-either-do_2156302.jpg) > [“I need to call it a night. But only because I don’t know what else to call it. What’s in between evening…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-need-to-call-it-a-night-but-only-because-i-don-t-know-what-else-to/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/634/jarod-kintz-2_evening_i-need-to-call-it-a-night-but-only-becau_3169305.jpg) > [“I am the sunrise of sunsets, and I make love like noon at midnight.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-am-the-sunrise-of-sunsets-and-i-make-love-like-noon-at-midnight/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/526/jarod-kintz-2_good-morning_i-am-the-sunrise-of-sunsets-and-i-make-l_454671.jpg) > [“Before the blue of night meets the pink of sunrise, there is a transition of lavender. It's a gradient of color that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/before-the-blue-of-night-meets-the-pink-of-sunrise-there-is-a/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3d6/jarod-kintz-2_blue_before-the-blue-of-night-meets-the-pink_275842.jpg) > [“The cycle of parental disapproval begins at dawn. That’s why I have to get up five minutes before sunrise, so I can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-cycle-of-parental-disapproval-begins-at-dawn-that-s-why-i-have-to/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/425/jarod-kintz-2_good-morning_the-cycle-of-parental-disapproval-begins_1036170.jpg) > [“There’s nothing I like better than a beautiful sunset. Except maybe a gorgeous sunrise. And a naked woman painted pink and orange…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/there-s-nothing-i-like-better-than-a-beautiful-sunset-except-maybe-a/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f38/jarod-kintz-2_beautiful-sunset_there-s-nothing-i-like-better-than-a-bea_574937.jpg) > [“Mrs. Indianapolis was in town again. She looked like a can of Sprite in her green and yellow outfit. She always likes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/mrs-indianapolis-was-in-town-again-she-looked-like-a-can-of-sprite-in/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4a1/jarod-kintz-2_front-desk_mrs-indianapolis-was-in-town-again-she-l_2892985.jpg) ## Other authors on Good morning ## More by Jarod Kintz > [“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-notice-when-you-re-gone-or-do-i-how-can-i-observe-something-that/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I wouldn’t love you if you were the last Sodomite in Gomorrah.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-wouldn-t-love-you-if-you-were-the-last-sodomite-in-gomorrah/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-blanket-could-be-used-to-make-sweet-sweet-music-with-the-love-of/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-brick-could-be-used-to-slow-down-time-sort-of-like-a-camel-in-a/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/we-have-a-love-so-pure-that-it-makes-snow-seem-yellow-don-t-eat-it/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-hid-mrs-frozenwater-s-body-in-the-ice-cube-trays-in-my-freezer/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/two-similar-words-might-lead-to-two-similar-ideas-they-might-also/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/nothing-is-and-isn-t-nothing-is-and-isn-t-nothing-itself-is-and-at/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Embossed letters represent the topography of typography.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/embossed-letters-represent-the-topography-of-typography/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/there-s-only-one-piece-of-clothing-i-could-eat-fast-and-that-s-a-scarf/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/dora-j-arod-is-to-jarod-ora-as-yes-is-to-yes-yes-is-also-the-correct/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-best-part-about-being-kidnapped-is-being-blindfolded-and-getting/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Orafoura once told me that if I were a car, I’d be a Ferrari. One that was scratched smashed, rusted, and stolen.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/orafoura-once-told-me-that-if-i-were-a-car-i-d-be-a-ferrari-one-that/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“What makes a good leader? I ask myself this every day, and then as I begin to list off characteristics I realize I’m describing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/what-makes-a-good-leader-i-ask-myself-this-every-day-and-then-as-i/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I’d like to file a missing person’s report—on my clone. It’s nearly 2012. He should have been here by now.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-d-like-to-file-a-missing-person-s-report-on-my-clone-it-s-nearly/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/good-morning/jarod-kintz/#itemlist", "name": "11 Good morning Quotes By Jarod Kintz", "numberOfItems": 11, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“My name is Don, as in sunrise.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jarod Kintz" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/my-name-is-don-as-in-sunrise/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c6/jarod-kintz-2_good-morning_my-name-is-don-as-in-sunrise-2422932_2422932.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c6/jarod-kintz-2_good-morning_my-name-is-don-as-in-sunrise-2422932_2422932.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c6/jarod-kintz-2_good-morning_my-name-is-don-as-in-sunrise-2422932_2422932.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“My name is Don, as in sunrise.” — Jarod Kintz", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. 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How can I assist you, Mrs. Indianapolis?” “I’d like to inform you that the pool is emitting a certain odor.” “What sort of odor?” “Bleach.” “Ah, that’s what we like to call chlorine. It’s the latest craze in the sanitation of public pools. Between you and me, though, I think it’s just a fad.” “Don’t get sassy with me, young man. I know what chlorine is. I expect a clean pool when I go swimming. But what I don’t expect is enough bleach to get the grass stain out of a shirt the size of Kentucky.” “That’s not our policy, ma’am. We only use about as much chlorine as it would take to remove a coffee stain the size of Seattle from a light gray shirt the size of Washington.” “Jerry, I don’t usually give advice to underlings, but I’m feeling charitable tonight. So I’ll tell you that if you want to get ahead in life, you have to know when to talk and when not to talk. And for a guy like you, it’d be a good idea if you decided not to talk all the time. Or even better, not to talk at all.” “Some people say some people talk too much, and some people, the second some people, say the first some people talk to much and think too little. Who is first and who is second in this case? Well, the customer—that’s you, lady—always comes first.” “There you go again with the talking. I’d rather talk to a robot than to you.” “If you’d rather talk to a robot, why don’t you just find your husband? He’s got all the personality and charm of a circuit board. Forgive me, I didn’t mean that.” “I should hope not!” “What I meant to say was fried circuit board. It’d be quite absurd to equate your husband’s banter to a functioning circuit board.” “I’m going to have a talk to your manager about your poor guest service.” “Go ahead. Tell him that Jerry was rude and see what he says. 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