--- title: "9 Good drinking Quotes by 7 authors" description: "Browse 9 Good drinking quotes by 7 authors. Discover the best Good drinking sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/838/gilbert-k-chesterton-223_alcohol_no-animal-ever-invented-anything-as-bad_721854.png" --- > [No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gilbert-k-chesterton/no-animal-ever-invented-anything-as-bad-as-drunkenness-or-so-good-as/) [Gilbert K. Chesterton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gilbert-k-chesterton/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/838/gilbert-k-chesterton-223_alcohol_no-animal-ever-invented-anything-as-bad_721854.png) > [There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-franklin/there-cannot-be-good-living-where-there-is-not-good-drinking/) [Benjamin Franklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-franklin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fe7/benjamin-franklin-65_be-good_there-cannot-be-good-living-where-there_357212.png) > [A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/a-woman-is-like-beer-they-look-good-they-smell-good-and-you-d-step/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d56/anonymous-1_beer_a-woman-is-like-beer-they-look-good-they_2219576.jpg) > [Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-franklin/wine-is-constant-proof-that-god-loves-us-and-likes-to-see-us-happy/) [Benjamin Franklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-franklin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e75/benjamin-franklin-65_alcohol_wine-is-constant-proof-that-god-loves-us_2073645.png) > [Drinking good wine with good food in good company is one of life's most civilized pleasures.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-broadbent/drinking-good-wine-with-good-food-in-good-company-is-one-of-life-s/) [Michael Broadbent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-broadbent/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/12d/michael-broadbent-50457_best-wine_drinking-good-wine-with-good-food-in-goo_2363206.jpg) > [There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/there-is-an-ancient-celtic-axiom-that-says-good-people-drink-good/) [Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a0f/hunter-s-thompson-278_ancient_there-is-an-ancient-celtic-axiom-that-sa_1132069.jpg) > [In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tina-fey/in-a-study-scientists-report-that-drinking-beer-can-be-good-for-the/) [Tina Fey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tina-fey/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/af7/tina-fey-484_be-good_in-a-study-scientists-report-that-drinki_1672727.jpg) > [He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-franklin/he-that-drinks-fast-pays-slow-beer-is-proof-that-god-loves-us-and/) [Benjamin Franklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-franklin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a5/benjamin-franklin-65_alcohol_he-that-drinks-fast-pays-slow-beer-is-pr_2962577.png) > [There's a late-night scene in every town, and everyone has something going on, ... I've heard good stories about (Syracuse); this is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-attell/there-s-a-late-night-scene-in-every-town-and-everyone-has-something/) [Dave Attell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-attell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ff/dave-attell-6101_checks_there-s-a-late-night-scene-in-every-town_852785.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/good-drinking/#itemlist", "name": "Good drinking Quotes", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gilbert K. 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