--- title: "12 Golf Don Quotes by 12 authors" description: "Browse 12 Golf Don quotes by 12 authors. Discover the best Golf Don sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eaf/george-archer-50033_funny-golf_one-thing-about-golf-is-you-don-t-know-w_2339100.jpg" --- > [One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-archer/one-thing-about-golf-is-you-don-t-know-why-you-play-bad-and-why-you/) [George Archer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-archer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eaf/george-archer-50033_funny-golf_one-thing-about-golf-is-you-don-t-know-w_2339100.jpg) > [I mean, it's just not that fun to play golf when you don't know where the ball is going.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/viktor-hovland/i-mean-it-s-just-not-that-fun-to-play-golf-when-you-don-t-know-where/) [Viktor Hovland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/viktor-hovland/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4f0/viktor-hovland-6530_ball_i-mean-it-s-just-not-that-fun-to-play-go_2377398.jpg) > [I don't play golf. I don't know anything about golf.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harry-enfield/i-don-t-play-golf-i-don-t-know-anything-about-golf/) [Harry Enfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harry-enfield/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/239/harry-enfield-4941_about_i-don-t-play-golf-i-don-t-know-anything_1637491.png) > [Having a son makes everything so much more easy. You don't worry about golf as much. You don't worry about anything as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dustin-johnson/having-a-son-makes-everything-so-much-more-easy-you-don-t-worry-about/) [Dustin Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dustin-johnson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4eb/dustin-johnson-21127_easy_having-a-son-makes-everything-so-much-mo_1724587.jpg) > [I can't do a lot of things, like golf. I don't like golf. I mean, I really don't, because I tend to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meryl-streep/i-can-t-do-a-lot-of-things-like-golf-i-don-t-like-golf-i-mean-i/) [Meryl Streep](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meryl-streep/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0c2/meryl-streep-1078_golf_i-can-t-do-a-lot-of-things-like-golf-i-d_300709.jpg) > [There would be nothing to get me to run for president. I don't even understand how anyone would want that job at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/there-would-be-nothing-to-get-me-to-run-for-president-i-don-t-even/) [Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3a2/ellen-degeneres-604_able_there-would-be-nothing-to-get-me-to-run_181572.jpg) > [I don't play golf and I don't collect stamps. I don't ride horses. I don't go mountain hiking, I don't go star…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/haim-saban/i-don-t-play-golf-and-i-don-t-collect-stamps-i-don-t-ride-horses-i/) [Haim Saban](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/haim-saban/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/080/haim-saban-5614_go_i-don-t-play-golf-and-i-don-t-collect-st_2649977.jpg) > [I don't follow golf! I don't keep up with golf or know who is coming or going. I am just here to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/boo-weekley/i-don-t-follow-golf-i-don-t-keep-up-with-golf-or-know-who-is-coming/) [Boo Weekley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/boo-weekley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3cb/boo-weekley-21856_am_i-don-t-follow-golf-i-don-t-keep-up-with_752598.jpg) > [There's a bunch of different ways to play the game of golf. You don't need to play it one way. It doesn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bryson-dechambeau/there-s-a-bunch-of-different-ways-to-play-the-game-of-golf-you-don-t/) [Bryson DeChambeau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bryson-dechambeau/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bd3/bryson-dechambeau-5899_different-ways_there-s-a-bunch-of-different-ways-to-pla_2134161.jpg) > [For one thing, I like to walk when I play golf. Now I don't walk the whole way, but I try not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darrell-royal/for-one-thing-i-like-to-walk-when-i-play-golf-now-i-don-t-walk-the/) [Darrell Royal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darrell-royal/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ee6/darrell-royal-9744_carts_for-one-thing-i-like-to-walk-when-i-play_1991969.png) > [If it wasn't for golf, I don't know what I'd be doing. If my IQ had been two points lower, I'd have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lee-trevino/if-it-wasn-t-for-golf-i-don-t-know-what-i-d-be-doing-if-my-iq-had/) [Lee Trevino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lee-trevino/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/012/lee-trevino-3680_golf_if-it-wasn-t-for-golf-i-don-t-know-what_526184.png) > [I could go away five or six weeks in a row and never touch a club. I would just look at them…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fred-couples/i-could-go-away-five-or-six-weeks-in-a-row-and-never-touch-a-club-i/) [Fred Couples](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fred-couples/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/753/fred-couples-22770_answers_i-could-go-away-five-or-six-weeks-in-a-r_2936777.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/golf-don/#itemlist", "name": "Golf Don Quotes", "numberOfItems": 12, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "George Archer" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-archer/one-thing-about-golf-is-you-don-t-know-why-you-play-bad-and-why-you/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eaf/george-archer-50033_funny-golf_one-thing-about-golf-is-you-don-t-know-w_2339100.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eaf/george-archer-50033_funny-golf_one-thing-about-golf-is-you-don-t-know-w_2339100.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eaf/george-archer-50033_funny-golf_one-thing-about-golf-is-you-don-t-know-w_2339100.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good.” — George Archer", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I mean, it's just not that fun to play golf when you don't know where the ball is going.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Viktor Hovland" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/viktor-hovland/i-mean-it-s-just-not-that-fun-to-play-golf-when-you-don-t-know-where/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4f0/viktor-hovland-6530_ball_i-mean-it-s-just-not-that-fun-to-play-go_2377398.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4f0/viktor-hovland-6530_ball_i-mean-it-s-just-not-that-fun-to-play-go_2377398.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4f0/viktor-hovland-6530_ball_i-mean-it-s-just-not-that-fun-to-play-go_2377398.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I mean, it's just not that fun to play golf when you don't know where the ball is going.” — Viktor Hovland", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I don't play golf. 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