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title: "6 Golf Bad Quotes by 6 authors"
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> [I've seen the bottom and I know the difference between good golf and bad golf.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-duval/i-ve-seen-the-bottom-and-i-know-the-difference-between-good-golf-and/)

[David Duval](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-duval/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/005/david-duval-18852_bad_i-ve-seen-the-bottom-and-i-know-the-diff_26690.png)

> [I keep my stats every single time I play, but I cannot do social golf. I am so bad at social golf.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nelly-korda/i-keep-my-stats-every-single-time-i-play-but-i-cannot-do-social-golf/)

[Nelly Korda](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nelly-korda/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8f0/nelly-korda-6499_bad_i-keep-my-stats-every-single-time-i-play_620604.jpg)

> [US President Gerald Ford's golf was so bad we thought he was a 'Hitman for the PGA!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hope/us-president-gerald-ford-s-golf-was-so-bad-we-thought-he-was-a-hitman/)

[Bob Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hope/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/19e/bob-hope-1406_gerald-ford_us-president-gerald-ford-s-golf-was-so-b_679276.jpg)

> [That's one of the things you get when you're playing golf. You get bad backs, bad necks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-watson/that-s-one-of-the-things-you-get-when-you-re-playing-golf-you-get-bad/)

[Tom Watson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-watson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e57/tom-watson-12148_backs_that-s-one-of-the-things-you-get-when-yo_2310225.png)

> [I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/i-tried-real-hard-to-play-golf-and-i-was-so-bad-at-it-they-would-have/)

[Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7a2/jeff-foxworthy-939_golf_i-tried-real-hard-to-play-golf-and-i-was_2421161.jpg)

> [What I like about golf is there are no bad calls.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ivan-lendl/what-i-like-about-golf-is-there-are-no-bad-calls/)

[Ivan Lendl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ivan-lendl/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/962/ivan-lendl-14679_calls_what-i-like-about-golf-is-there-are-no-b_2771761.png)

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