--- title: "9 Going Pee Quotes by 9 authors" description: "Browse 9 Going Pee quotes by 9 authors. Discover the best Going Pee sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/af2/mak-786-30_buddy_hey-buddy-anyone-going-on-with-me-the-la_90363.jpg" --- > [Hey Buddy Anyone Going on with me, the later do not tell me that some of I'm does not share with someone,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mak-786/hey-buddy-anyone-going-on-with-me-the-later-do-not-tell-me-that-some/) [Mak\_786](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mak-786/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/af2/mak-786-30_buddy_hey-buddy-anyone-going-on-with-me-the-la_90363.jpg) > [I feel like I might start crying and that I'm going to cry pee.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/i-feel-like-i-might-start-crying-and-that-i-m-going-to-cry-pee/) [John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ce/john-green-12_cry_i-feel-like-i-might-start-crying-and-tha_105335.jpg) > [“his career had just taken a great leap forward, he was going to pee in his chief's toilet.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jos-saramago/his-career-had-just-taken-a-great-leap-forward-he-was-going-to-pee-in/) [José Saramago](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jos-saramago/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7a1/jos-saramago-208_chief_his-career-had-just-taken-a-great-leap-f_622921.png) > [When I have to pee. 5%-Going to pee. 95%-Telling people you have to pee.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/when-i-have-to-pee-5-going-to-pee-95-telling-people-you-have-to-pee/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4b3/anonymous-1_amazing_when-i-have-to-pee-5-going-to-pee-95-tel_1437599.jpg) > [“Well, how about this. You're going to have to pee some time. And when you do, I'll be there.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherry-d-ficklin/well-how-about-this-you-re-going-to-have-to-pee-some-time-and-when/) [Sherry D. Ficklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherry-d-ficklin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/79f/sherry-d-ficklin-25362_going_well-how-about-this-you-re-going-to-have_72536.jpg) > [“Out," I instructed as I began peeling my clothes from my body. "I am going to pee for twenty-seven minutes, and then…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robyn-peterman/out-i-instructed-as-i-began-peeling-my-clothes-from-my-body-i-am/) [Robyn Peterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robyn-peterman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d50/robyn-peterman-19164_shower_out-i-instructed-as-i-began-peeling-my-c_732469.jpg) > [“And just like that she was crying. I felt a little like That Guy who holds a baby at arm's length because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tessa-gratton/and-just-like-that-she-was-crying-i-felt-a-little-like-that-guy-who/) [Tessa Gratton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tessa-gratton/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/897/tessa-gratton-18858_quote_and-just-like-that-she-was-crying-i-felt_1383354.jpg) > [“Please tell me you have to pee." "What? No. No, I do not. Don't even ask." "Oh, come on. I'd do it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laini-taylor/please-tell-me-you-have-to-pee-what-no-no-i-do-not-don-t-even-ask-oh/) [Laini Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laini-taylor/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/044/laini-taylor-258_life_please-tell-me-you-have-to-pee-what-no-n_2671507.jpg) > [You're going to pee in someone's suitcase?" "Do you have any other ideas?" And suddenly Miracolina begins to snicker, then giggle, then…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neal-shusterman/you-re-going-to-pee-in-someone-s-suitcase-do-you-have-any-other-ideas/) [Neal Shusterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neal-shusterman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/285/neal-shusterman-412_bus_you-re-going-to-pee-in-someone-s-suitcas_1297049.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/going-pee/#itemlist", "name": "Going Pee Quotes", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Hey Buddy Anyone Going on with me, the later do not tell me that some of I'm does not share with someone, I'm going to pee", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Mak_786" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mak-786/hey-buddy-anyone-going-on-with-me-the-later-do-not-tell-me-that-some/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/af2/mak-786-30_buddy_hey-buddy-anyone-going-on-with-me-the-la_90363.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/af2/mak-786-30_buddy_hey-buddy-anyone-going-on-with-me-the-la_90363.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/af2/mak-786-30_buddy_hey-buddy-anyone-going-on-with-me-the-la_90363.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Hey Buddy Anyone Going on with me, the later do not tell me that some of I'm does not share with someone…” — Mak_786", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I feel like I might start crying and that I'm going to cry pee.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "John Green" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/i-feel-like-i-might-start-crying-and-that-i-m-going-to-cry-pee/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ce/john-green-12_cry_i-feel-like-i-might-start-crying-and-tha_105335.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ce/john-green-12_cry_i-feel-like-i-might-start-crying-and-tha_105335.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ce/john-green-12_cry_i-feel-like-i-might-start-crying-and-tha_105335.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I feel like I might start crying and that I'm going to cry pee.” — John Green", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“his career had just taken a great leap forward, he was going to pee in his chief's toilet.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "José Saramago" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jos-saramago/his-career-had-just-taken-a-great-leap-forward-he-was-going-to-pee-in/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7a1/jos-saramago-208_chief_his-career-had-just-taken-a-great-leap-f_622921.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7a1/jos-saramago-208_chief_his-career-had-just-taken-a-great-leap-f_622921.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7a1/jos-saramago-208_chief_his-career-had-just-taken-a-great-leap-f_622921.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“his career had just taken a great leap forward, he was going to pee in his chief's toilet.” — José Saramago", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "When I have to pee. 5%-Going to pee. 95%-Telling people you have to pee.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anonymous" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/when-i-have-to-pee-5-going-to-pee-95-telling-people-you-have-to-pee/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4b3/anonymous-1_amazing_when-i-have-to-pee-5-going-to-pee-95-tel_1437599.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4b3/anonymous-1_amazing_when-i-have-to-pee-5-going-to-pee-95-tel_1437599.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4b3/anonymous-1_amazing_when-i-have-to-pee-5-going-to-pee-95-tel_1437599.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“When I have to pee. 5%-Going to pee. 95%-Telling people you have to pee.” — Anonymous", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 5, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Well, how about this. 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