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title: "6 Going Funerals Quotes by 6 authors"
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> [I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You're next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hemantsmarty/i-hate-weddings-old-people-would-poke-me-saying-you-re-next-they/)

[Hemantsmarty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hemantsmarty/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ae/hemantsmarty-1839_funerals_i-hate-weddings-old-people-would-poke-me_265357.jpg)

> [I do think the Welsh have a special enthusiasm for death. My father's always going to funerals of people he doesn't know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ruth-jones/i-do-think-the-welsh-have-a-special-enthusiasm-for-death-my-father-s/)

[Ruth Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ruth-jones/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1cd/ruth-jones-5620_death_i-do-think-the-welsh-have-a-special-enth_394435.png)

> [“Getting older means going to more funerals than weddings. He fears the loss of his own vigor.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-k-lamb/getting-older-means-going-to-more-funerals-than-weddings-he-fears-the/)

[T.K. Lamb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-k-lamb/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/797/t-k-lamb-92517_getting-older_getting-older-means-going-to-more-funera_622895.jpg)

> [“In New Orleans I have noticed that people are happiest when they are going to funerals, making money, taking care of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/walker-percy/in-new-orleans-i-have-noticed-that-people-are-happiest-when-they-are/)

[Walker Percy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/walker-percy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/add/walker-percy-1958_happiness_in-new-orleans-i-have-noticed-that-peopl_858926.png)

> [I hate weddings.old people will start poking me and saying you are next.they stopped when I started going to funerals and start…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-money/i-hate-weddings-old-people-will-start-poking-me-and-saying-you-are/)

[B Money](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-money/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9bd/b-money-221791_life_i-hate-weddings-old-people-will-start-po_1201704.jpg)

> [I grew up going to funerals and visiting people in nursing homes. I'm not as afraid of dealing with the dying as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-hedges/i-grew-up-going-to-funerals-and-visiting-people-in-nursing-homes-i-m/)

[Peter Hedges](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-hedges/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c88/peter-hedges-5212_afraid_i-grew-up-going-to-funerals-and-visiting_1675030.jpg)

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