--- title: "1 Going Fired Quotes By Jenn Bennett" description: "1 Going Fired quotes by Jenn Bennett. Plus more from Jenn Bennett and more Going Fired sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/363/jenn-bennett-11192_family_how-did-he-know-my-dad-helped-get-me-thi_1775898.jpg" --- > [“How did he know my dad helped get me this job? Did someone in the office tell him? I mean, it’s not like I’m some spoiled, incompetent rich kid with zero work experience and mega connections. My dad’s just aCPA!…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenn-bennett/how-did-he-know-my-dad-helped-get-me-this-job-did-someone-in-the/) [Jenn Bennett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenn-bennett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/363/jenn-bennett-11192_family_how-did-he-know-my-dad-helped-get-me-thi_1775898.jpg) ## More by Jenn Bennett > [“Sometimes I think I might die if I can't touch you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenn-bennett/sometimes-i-think-i-might-die-if-i-can-t-touch-you/) [Jenn Bennett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenn-bennett/) > [“His hand dove beneath my seat and surfaced with the sawed-off vintage Lupara. "I distinctly remember telling you not to bring that thing," I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenn-bennett/his-hand-dove-beneath-my-seat-and-surfaced-with-the-sawed-off-vintage/) [Jenn Bennett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenn-bennett/) > [“Next question.” He swipes the screen of his phone, but he’s not looking at it; he’s staring at me. Trying to intimidate me. Trying…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenn-bennett/next-question-he-swipes-the-screen-of-his-phone-but-he-s-not-looking/) [Jenn Bennett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenn-bennett/) > [“Someone stop them!” I yell. No one does. I think about Porter surrounded by people that horrible day on the beach years ago, when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenn-bennett/someone-stop-them-i-yell-no-one-does-i-think-about-porter-surrounded/) [Jenn Bennett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenn-bennett/) > [“For the love of rocks”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenn-bennett/for-the-love-of-rocks/) [Jenn Bennett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenn-bennett/) > [“So..."he whispered huskily in my ear, "we've discovered that you can arouse me." He demonstrated this fact by pressing harder against me, just in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenn-bennett/so-he-whispered-huskily-in-my-ear-we-ve-discovered-that-you-can/) [Jenn Bennett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenn-bennett/) > [“But there was only so much worrying you could do before you just had to accept what life throws at you and move on,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenn-bennett/but-there-was-only-so-much-worrying-you-could-do-before-you-just-had/) [Jenn Bennett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenn-bennett/) > [“Sometimes you have to endure painful things to realize that you're a whole lot stronger than you think.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenn-bennett/sometimes-you-have-to-endure-painful-things-to-realize-that-you-re-a/) [Jenn Bennett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenn-bennett/) > [“Turn left in two hundred feet ” the computerized voice said in a cheery voice. “There is no turn in two hundred feet you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenn-bennett/turn-left-in-two-hundred-feet-the-computerized-voice-said-in-a-cheery/) [Jenn Bennett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenn-bennett/) > [“I love you, damn it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenn-bennett/i-love-you-damn-it/) [Jenn Bennett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenn-bennett/) > [“If you don't pay attention to things, they wander off.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenn-bennett/if-you-don-t-pay-attention-to-things-they-wander-off/) [Jenn Bennett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenn-bennett/) > [“You see how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet.” —Alicia Silverstone, Clueless (1995) 8”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenn-bennett/you-see-how-picky-i-am-about-my-shoes-and-they-only-go-on-my-feet/) [Jenn Bennett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenn-bennett/) > [“My old therapist warned me that avoidance is a dysfunctional way to interact with people you care about, but now I’m starting to understand…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenn-bennett/my-old-therapist-warned-me-that-avoidance-is-a-dysfunctional-way-to/) [Jenn Bennett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenn-bennett/) > [“@mink: Guess what I got in the mail today? A brand-new copy of The Philadelphia Story. @alex: Nice! Love that movie. We should watch that together…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenn-bennett/mink-guess-what-i-got-in-the-mail-today-a-brand-new-copy-of-the/) [Jenn Bennett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenn-bennett/) > [“Oh! Do you have a pocketknife?" He narrowed his eyes at me. "Pocketknife?" "Don't men your age always have pocketknives?" I asked in a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenn-bennett/oh-do-you-have-a-pocketknife-he-narrowed-his-eyes-at-me-pocketknife/) [Jenn Bennett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenn-bennett/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/going-fired/jenn-bennett/#itemlist", "name": "1 Going Fired Quotes By Jenn Bennett", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“How did he know my dad helped get me this job? 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What if these people are fundamentalists? Are these kids homeschooled? Did I just ruin them for life? Jesus fu—I mean, fiddlesticks. Are they going to ask to speak to Mr. Cavadini? Am I going to be fired? On my first day? What is my dad going to say?”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jenn Bennett" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenn-bennett/how-did-he-know-my-dad-helped-get-me-this-job-did-someone-in-the/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/363/jenn-bennett-11192_family_how-did-he-know-my-dad-helped-get-me-thi_1775898.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/363/jenn-bennett-11192_family_how-did-he-know-my-dad-helped-get-me-thi_1775898.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/363/jenn-bennett-11192_family_how-did-he-know-my-dad-helped-get-me-thi_1775898.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“How did he know my dad helped get me this job? Did someone in the office tell him? 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