--- title: "1 Going Fancy Quotes By Nick Spalding" description: "1 Going Fancy quotes by Nick Spalding. Plus more from Nick Spalding and more Going Fancy sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/357/nick-spalding-32386_fashion_the-festivities-have-a-fancy-dress-theme_1073786.jpg" --- > [“The festivities have a fancy dress theme... inevitable. Here's what i consider to be an undisputed fact: nobody actually likes going to fancy dress parties. If the government declared tomorrow that fancy dress parties were banned, nobody would mind. Why?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-spalding/the-festivities-have-a-fancy-dress-theme-inevitable-here-s-what-i/) [Nick Spalding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-spalding/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/357/nick-spalding-32386_fashion_the-festivities-have-a-fancy-dress-theme_1073786.jpg) ## More by Nick Spalding > [“I have no idea why this is. I’m sure somebody with a beard and too much time on their hands would say it has…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-spalding/i-have-no-idea-why-this-is-i-m-sure-somebody-with-a-beard-and-too/) [Nick Spalding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-spalding/) > [“No relationship is ever perfect, but when you truly love each other ... it doesn't have to be.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-spalding/no-relationship-is-ever-perfect-but-when-you-truly-love-each-other-it/) [Nick Spalding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-spalding/) > [“The second she touched it, the blue screen of death appeared, along with that dissonant gank noise Windows makes when it decides the stress…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-spalding/the-second-she-touched-it-the-blue-screen-of-death-appeared-along/) [Nick Spalding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-spalding/) > [“By the time I feel tired enough to go up to bed, I could easily have told you how long you need to cook…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-spalding/by-the-time-i-feel-tired-enough-to-go-up-to-bed-i-could-easily-have/) [Nick Spalding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-spalding/) > [“You might discuss important philosophical topics, such as the nature of existence- or what a bunch of lying toe rags politicians are.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-spalding/you-might-discuss-important-philosophical-topics-such-as-the-nature/) [Nick Spalding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-spalding/) > [“The festivities have a fancy dress theme... inevitable. Here's what i consider to be an undisputed fact: nobody actually likes going to fancy dress…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-spalding/the-festivities-have-a-fancy-dress-theme-inevitable-here-s-what-i/) [Nick Spalding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-spalding/) > [“All the good things I have done to this point, I owe to you. All the bad things, I owe to the consumption of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-spalding/all-the-good-things-i-have-done-to-this-point-i-owe-to-you-all-the/) [Nick Spalding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-spalding/) > [“Aaaaarrrgghhh! I have become everything i despise. Some people say love is like a drug and i'm beginning to believe them. 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