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title: "2 Goes Bar Quotes by 2 authors"
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> [Usually, the best thing is when the band goes to the bar and gets the corner table, we sit there like kings, and then they bring people to us. It's just rock 'n' roll. It's stupid, really.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-summers/usually-the-best-thing-is-when-the-band-goes-to-the-bar-and-gets-the/)

[Andy Summers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-summers/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/057/andy-summers-12789_band_usually-the-best-thing-is-when-the-band_317835.jpg)

> [A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, Wow, nice legs! She is flattered and replies, You really think so? The man says, Oh definitely! Most…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/celeste-hartman/a-man-goes-to-a-bar-and-sees-a-fat-girl-dancing-on-a-table-he-walks/)

[Celeste Hartman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/celeste-hartman/)

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