--- title: "1 Goes Bar Quotes By Celeste Hartman" description: "1 Goes Bar quotes by Celeste Hartman. Plus more from Celeste Hartman and more Goes Bar sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b9d/celeste-hartman-9040_funny_a-man-goes-to-a-bar-and-sees-a-fat-girl_1570901.jpg" --- > [A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, Wow, nice legs! She is flattered and replies, You really think so? The man says, Oh definitely! Most…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/celeste-hartman/a-man-goes-to-a-bar-and-sees-a-fat-girl-dancing-on-a-table-he-walks/) [Celeste Hartman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/celeste-hartman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b9d/celeste-hartman-9040_funny_a-man-goes-to-a-bar-and-sees-a-fat-girl_1570901.jpg) ## More by Celeste Hartman > [Im sexy lolz not I am gonna keep thinking that though for confidence lolz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/celeste-hartman/im-sexy-lolz-not-i-am-gonna-keep-thinking-that-though-for-confidence/) [Celeste Hartman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/celeste-hartman/) > [That's where Humpty Dumpty went lolz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/celeste-hartman/that-s-where-humpty-dumpty-went-lolz/) [Celeste Hartman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/celeste-hartman/) > [;) touching so touching.. \_\_](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/celeste-hartman/touching-so-touching/) [Celeste Hartman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/celeste-hartman/) > [I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/celeste-hartman/i-never-actually-say-hi-to-my-friends-i-just-make-creepy-faces-at/) [Celeste Hartman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/celeste-hartman/) > [I clapped because its finished, not because I liked it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/celeste-hartman/i-clapped-because-its-finished-not-because-i-liked-it/) [Celeste Hartman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/celeste-hartman/) > [If you like someone, tell them. Or stalk them on every single social network and cry yourself to sleep every night. It's up to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/celeste-hartman/if-you-like-someone-tell-them-or-stalk-them-on-every-single-social/) [Celeste Hartman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/celeste-hartman/) > [HHAHAAHA he is a penguin!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/celeste-hartman/hhahaaha-he-is-a-penguin/) [Celeste Hartman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/celeste-hartman/) > [A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead on the floor. But she goes to work, and starts crying and her boss asks,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/celeste-hartman/a-blonde-comes-home-and-finds-her-mom-dead-on-the-floor-but-she-goes/) [Celeste Hartman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/celeste-hartman/) > [School is just an endless cycle of 'I need to make it through school this week' every week.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/celeste-hartman/school-is-just-an-endless-cycle-of-i-need-to-make-it-through-school/) [Celeste Hartman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/celeste-hartman/) > [AWW THEY KNOW ME…WAIT THATS CREEPY](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/celeste-hartman/aww-they-know-me-wait-thats-creepy/) [Celeste Hartman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/celeste-hartman/) > [LIFE GOES ONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/celeste-hartman/life-goes-onnnnnnnnn/) [Celeste Hartman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/celeste-hartman/) > [Rainbows make everything seem happy...don't they?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/celeste-hartman/rainbows-make-everything-seem-happy-don-t-they/) [Celeste Hartman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/celeste-hartman/) > [I like you, but if ZOMBIES are chasing us, I will trip you!!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/celeste-hartman/i-like-you-but-if-zombies-are-chasing-us-i-will-trip-you/) [Celeste Hartman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/celeste-hartman/) > [Ways to die: Steal my food](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/celeste-hartman/ways-to-die-steal-my-food/) [Celeste Hartman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/celeste-hartman/) > [OMFG LMAO HAHAHA SOO TRUE!XD](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/celeste-hartman/omfg-lmao-hahaha-soo-true-xd/) [Celeste Hartman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/celeste-hartman/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/goes-bar/celeste-hartman/#itemlist", "name": "1 Goes Bar Quotes By Celeste Hartman", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. 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