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> [“I fucked your daughter. Go ahead and fix my goddamned house.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erika-swyler/i-fucked-your-daughter-go-ahead-and-fix-my-goddamned-house/)

[Erika Swyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erika-swyler/)

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## More by Erika Swyler

> [“The book is open, spine cracked, abused in a way no one with respect for paper should ever do.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erika-swyler/the-book-is-open-spine-cracked-abused-in-a-way-no-one-with-respect/)

[Erika Swyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erika-swyler/)

> [“If it's possible to have a reading hangover, I have one.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erika-swyler/if-it-s-possible-to-have-a-reading-hangover-i-have-one/)

[Erika Swyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erika-swyler/)

> [“If it's possible to grind coffee sadly, this is what she's doing.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erika-swyler/if-it-s-possible-to-grind-coffee-sadly-this-is-what-she-s-doing/)

[Erika Swyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erika-swyler/)

> [“The dirty secret about history is how much of it is conjecture.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erika-swyler/the-dirty-secret-about-history-is-how-much-of-it-is-conjecture/)

[Erika Swyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erika-swyler/)

> [“To think of the time I spend procuring books... How fitting: a book procured me. Utterly fantastic...”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erika-swyler/to-think-of-the-time-i-spend-procuring-books-how-fitting-a-book/)

[Erika Swyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erika-swyler/)

> [“The roof is rotting. This is something I should have known to fix years ago, should have known needed maintaining, but no one told…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erika-swyler/the-roof-is-rotting-this-is-something-i-should-have-known-to-fix/)

[Erika Swyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erika-swyler/)

> [“The trouble with Evangeline started long before Amos saw her in a lightening field. The trouble was that she’d been born.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erika-swyler/the-trouble-with-evangeline-started-long-before-amos-saw-her-in-a/)

[Erika Swyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erika-swyler/)

> [“I fucked your daughter. Go ahead and fix my goddamned house.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erika-swyler/i-fucked-your-daughter-go-ahead-and-fix-my-goddamned-house/)

[Erika Swyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erika-swyler/)

> [“S- Some info on your names. What's with the paywall in this stuff? Should I be concerned you're looking into dead women? P.S. My…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erika-swyler/s-some-info-on-your-names-what-s-with-the-paywall-in-this-stuff/)

[Erika Swyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erika-swyler/)

> [“She knows that her name will find its way into his speculations. So will his. Because there are things you do for people you've…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erika-swyler/she-knows-that-her-name-will-find-its-way-into-his-speculations-so/)

[Erika Swyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erika-swyler/)

> [“I turn on the computer to do a cursory search for Ryzhkova. The name pings back thousands of results. Shit. Of course it would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erika-swyler/i-turn-on-the-computer-to-do-a-cursory-search-for-ryzhkova-the-name/)

[Erika Swyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erika-swyler/)

> [“He did not know what it meant to lie or that soon he would lie to the very woman teaching him the art of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erika-swyler/he-did-not-know-what-it-meant-to-lie-or-that-soon-he-would-lie-to-the/)

[Erika Swyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erika-swyler/)

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