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> [“i swear to God, that was the question. Sometimes, I think there's someone up there just sitting around thinking of ways to make me look like a complete moron. Seriously, I bet there's an angel or more likely a demon…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-thomas-ford/i-swear-to-god-that-was-the-question-sometimes-i-think-there-s/)

[Michael Thomas Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-thomas-ford/)

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## More by Michael Thomas Ford

> [“Sometimes seeing the changes in one another had the opposite effect and actually comforted them. Seeing that they weren’t alone in growing older, they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-thomas-ford/sometimes-seeing-the-changes-in-one-another-had-the-opposite-effect/)

[Michael Thomas Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-thomas-ford/)

> [“When I was a kid, I used to watch that show, sitting on the couch in my pajamas and wishing more than anything that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-thomas-ford/when-i-was-a-kid-i-used-to-watch-that-show-sitting-on-the-couch-in-my/)

[Michael Thomas Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-thomas-ford/)

> [It's a really crappy feeling to realize that your entire outook on your life can be controlled by some little pill that looks like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-thomas-ford/it-s-a-really-crappy-feeling-to-realize-that-your-entire-outook-on/)

[Michael Thomas Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-thomas-ford/)

> [I knew people were talking, but I wasn't listening. I wasn't interested in anything anyone had to say.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-thomas-ford/i-knew-people-were-talking-but-i-wasn-t-listening-i-wasn-t-interested/)

[Michael Thomas Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-thomas-ford/)

> [Let me tell something, seeing your name and psychiatric ward on the same piece of paper isn't the best way to start your day.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-thomas-ford/let-me-tell-something-seeing-your-name-and-psychiatric-ward-on-the/)

[Michael Thomas Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-thomas-ford/)

> [Personally, I think they killed the bear because they were afraid of it. That s what people do, kill the things they re afraid…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-thomas-ford/personally-i-think-they-killed-the-bear-because-they-were-afraid-of/)

[Michael Thomas Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-thomas-ford/)

> [“you either are or aren't”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-thomas-ford/you-either-are-or-aren-t/)

[Michael Thomas Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-thomas-ford/)

> [“There’s not much point to being alive if you don’t do what you can to make life better for someone else, is there?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-thomas-ford/there-s-not-much-point-to-being-alive-if-you-don-t-do-what-you-can-to/)

[Michael Thomas Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-thomas-ford/)

> [“I love that word. Gaydar. So clever.” “I’m afraid mine is broken,” Burke said. “It never occurred to me that you were gay.” “It’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-thomas-ford/i-love-that-word-gaydar-so-clever-i-m-afraid-mine-is-broken-burke/)

[Michael Thomas Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-thomas-ford/)

> [“Just because your life isn't as awful as someone else's, that doesn't mean it doesn't suck. You can't compare how you feel to the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-thomas-ford/just-because-your-life-isn-t-as-awful-as-someone-else-s-that-doesn-t/)

[Michael Thomas Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-thomas-ford/)

> [“Nobody talks around here," she said. "We all pretend to, but we never really do." She pointed to the television. "We're like the people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-thomas-ford/nobody-talks-around-here-she-said-we-all-pretend-to-but-we-never/)

[Michael Thomas Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-thomas-ford/)

> [“Anyone can be crazy,” she answered. “That’s usually just because there’s something screwed up in your wiring, you know? But suicide is a whole…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-thomas-ford/anyone-can-be-crazy-she-answered-that-s-usually-just-because-there-s/)

[Michael Thomas Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-thomas-ford/)

> [When people hurt us, the best thing to do isn’t to ask why they did it but to remind ourselves that it wasn’t our…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-thomas-ford/when-people-hurt-us-the-best-thing-to-do-isn-t-to-ask-why-they-did-it/)

[Michael Thomas Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-thomas-ford/)

> [“He said that I have to remember that even though I've changed a lot in here, I'm going back to a world that hasn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-thomas-ford/he-said-that-i-have-to-remember-that-even-though-i-ve-changed-a-lot/)

[Michael Thomas Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-thomas-ford/)

> [“If I were a girl, I’d be sucking every cock I could get my mouth on,” Will said. “Fuck, I’d take on the whole…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-thomas-ford/if-i-were-a-girl-i-d-be-sucking-every-cock-i-could-get-my-mouth-on/)

[Michael Thomas Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-thomas-ford/)

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