--- title: "1 God Likes Quotes By Nancy Boutilier" description: "1 God Likes quotes by Nancy Boutilier. Plus more from Nancy Boutilier and more God Likes sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/528/nancy-boutilier-33410_children_what-if-god-is-a-creep-what-if-god-is-a_1714288.jpg" --- > [“What If God Is a Creep? What if God is a creep who wishes He was taller who didn't get the girl who picks on people not His own size? What if God laughed when Jesus had second thoughts? What…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-boutilier/what-if-god-is-a-creep-what-if-god-is-a-creep-who-wishes-he-was/) [Nancy Boutilier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-boutilier/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/528/nancy-boutilier-33410_children_what-if-god-is-a-creep-what-if-god-is-a_1714288.jpg) ## More by Nancy Boutilier > [“Dressed to Live Today is my newest garment. Let me put it on with ceremony. Let me step into the day as if to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-boutilier/dressed-to-live-today-is-my-newest-garment-let-me-put-it-on-with/) [Nancy Boutilier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-boutilier/) > [“Sapphic Chords On what marble stones would you scratch your love today? Spray it on brick walls, rap it in pool halls, hang it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-boutilier/sapphic-chords-on-what-marble-stones-would-you-scratch-your-love/) [Nancy Boutilier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-boutilier/) > [“What If God Is a Creep? What if God is a creep who wishes He was taller who didn't get the girl who picks…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-boutilier/what-if-god-is-a-creep-what-if-god-is-a-creep-who-wishes-he-was/) [Nancy Boutilier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-boutilier/) > [“Entertaining Possibilities "Why sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast." - The Queen of Hearts, Alice in Wonderland riding bareback…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-boutilier/entertaining-possibilities-why-sometimes-i-ve-believed-as-many-as-six/) [Nancy Boutilier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-boutilier/) > [“St. Francis knew the bear to be born formless licked into shape by its mother. So too were pagans licked into shape by religion.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-boutilier/st-francis-knew-the-bear-to-be-born-formless-licked-into-shape-by-its/) [Nancy Boutilier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-boutilier/) > [“On the Eighth Day Adam Slept Alone It must have been the eighth day. A day the scribes and Pharisees conveniently left out. 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A God capable of biological brilliance and genetic genius is no more likely to care about justice and kindness than His creations are. Why assume that God likes women any more than men do? Why imagine He wouldn't hurt His children? God's morality might be just as steeped in struggle as accented by abuse as spiced with exploitation and as baked with brutality as our own common recipes. Drink up. One taste and you are in Heaven. 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