--- title: "Best God Invented Quotes" description: "Browse 52 God Invented quotes by 44 authors. Discover the best God Invented sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0dd/p-z-pearce-267752_god-love_if-god-invented-marathons-to-keep-people_3085046.jpg" --- > [If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken Him completely by surprise.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-z-pearce/if-god-invented-marathons-to-keep-people-from-doing-anything-more/) [P Z Pearce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-z-pearce/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0dd/p-z-pearce-267752_god-love_if-god-invented-marathons-to-keep-people_3085046.jpg) > [Don't poets know it Better than others? God can't be always everywhere: and, so, Invented Mothers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edwin-arnold/don-t-poets-know-it-better-than-others-god-can-t-be-always-everywhere/) [Edwin Arnold](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edwin-arnold/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/21d/edwin-arnold-21102_good-happy-mothers-d_don-t-poets-know-it-better-than-others-g_2186088.jpg) > [“... If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/if-god-invented-anything-better-than-drunk-sex-with-a-hot-girl-he/) [Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5f0/tucker-max-2064_drunk_if-god-invented-anything-better-than-dru_2770926.png) > [“I want you to understand that God has never been nor will ever be invented. He is not a product of any…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donald-miller/i-want-you-to-understand-that-god-has-never-been-nor-will-ever-be/) [Donald Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donald-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e20/donald-miller-607_answering-prayer_i-want-you-to-understand-that-god-has-ne_2423439.png) > [You, me, & your papa are 3 of the tiny percentage of souls on this miserable earth who've figured out that playing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-james-duncan/you-me-your-papa-are-3-of-the-tiny-percentage-of-souls-on-this/) [David James Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-james-duncan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c4b/david-james-duncan-8032_balls_you-me-your-papa-are-3-of-the-tiny-perce_3216023.png) > [In our family, where we began with no money, we like to say that we have discovered that God invented money so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-brokaw/in-our-family-where-we-began-with-no-money-we-like-to-say-that-we/) [Tom Brokaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-brokaw/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/edd/tom-brokaw-2402_family_in-our-family-where-we-began-with-no-mon_1485265.png) > [“Please don't feel hurt, Satan, but my parents raised me to believe you didn't exist. My mom and dad said you and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/please-don-t-feel-hurt-satan-but-my-parents-raised-me-to-believe-you/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a2/chuck-palahniuk-37_mom-and-dad_please-don-t-feel-hurt-satan-but-my-pare_2841673.jpg) > [There is no god, there is no god, there is no god at all. He who invented god is a fool. He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/periyar-e-v-ramasamy/there-is-no-god-there-is-no-god-there-is-no-god-at-all-he-who/) [Periyar E. V. Ramasamy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/periyar-e-v-ramasamy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c2d/periyar-e-v-ramasamy-25060_barbarians_there-is-no-god-there-is-no-god-there-is_671770.jpg) > [That's all religion is -- some principle you believe in . . . man has accomplished far more miracles than the God…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rod-steiger/that-s-all-religion-is-some-principle-you-believe-in-man-has/) [Rod Steiger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rod-steiger/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fd9/rod-steiger-17430_accomplished_that-s-all-religion-is-some-principle-yo_849699.jpg) > [My ride is tinted, my knob getting slobbed up in it, she's hollerin god man you woulda thought that god was in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-cole/my-ride-is-tinted-my-knob-getting-slobbed-up-in-it-she-s-hollerin-god-2/) [J Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-cole/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e96/j-cole-754_nigga_my-ride-is-tinted-my-knob-getting-slobbe_2393082.png) > [“A fundie claimed “God invented science”. All of science is tentative and approximate, also sometimes mistaken. Is that the best God can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-kendall/a-fundie-claimed-god-invented-science-all-of-science-is-tentative-and-2/) [Graham Kendall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-kendall/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fd4/graham-kendall-41985_science_a-fundie-claimed-god-invented-science-al_2625043.jpg) > [God invented love, and it is therefore perfect, and dogs are better at celebrating this perfection than we are. When in doubt…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-bruce-cameron/god-invented-love-and-it-is-therefore-perfect-and-dogs-are-better-at/) [W. Bruce Cameron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-bruce-cameron/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a4a/w-bruce-cameron-4604_animal_god-invented-love-and-it-is-therefore-pe_2365399.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/god-invented/#itemlist", "name": "God Invented Quotes", "numberOfItems": 12, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken Him completely by surprise.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "P Z Pearce" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-z-pearce/if-god-invented-marathons-to-keep-people-from-doing-anything-more/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0dd/p-z-pearce-267752_god-love_if-god-invented-marathons-to-keep-people_3085046.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0dd/p-z-pearce-267752_god-love_if-god-invented-marathons-to-keep-people_3085046.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0dd/p-z-pearce-267752_god-love_if-god-invented-marathons-to-keep-people_3085046.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken Him…” — P Z Pearce", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Don't poets know it Better than others? 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