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title: "52 God Invented Quotes by 44 authors"
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> [God invented mankind because he loved silly stories.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralph-steadman/god-invented-mankind-because-he-loved-silly-stories/)

[Ralph Steadman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralph-steadman/)

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> [God invented concubinage, Satan marriage.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/francis-picabia/god-invented-concubinage-satan-marriage/)

[Francis Picabia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/francis-picabia/)

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> [Everything that wasn't invented by God is invented by an engineer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/prince-philip/everything-that-wasn-t-invented-by-god-is-invented-by-an-engineer/)

[Prince Philip](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/prince-philip/)

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> [God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ed-mcmahon/god-invented-whiskey-to-keep-the-irish-from-ruling-the-world/)

[Ed McMahon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ed-mcmahon/)

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> [If there were no God, he would have to be invented.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fyodor-dostoevsky/if-there-were-no-god-he-would-have-to-be-invented/)

[Fyodor Dostoevsky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fyodor-dostoevsky/)

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> [Man is a greater miracle than any god he ever invented.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rod-steiger/man-is-a-greater-miracle-than-any-god-he-ever-invented/)

[Rod Steiger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rod-steiger/)

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> [Don't be more serious than God. God invented dog farts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-kreeft/don-t-be-more-serious-than-god-god-invented-dog-farts/)

[Peter Kreeft](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-kreeft/)

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> [God invented space so that not everything had to happen in Princeton.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/god-invented-space-so-that-not-everything-had-to-happen-in-princeton/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [God was invented to explain mystery. God is always invented to explain those things that you do not understand.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-p-feynman/god-was-invented-to-explain-mystery-god-is-always-invented-to-explain/)

[Richard P. Feynman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-p-feynman/)

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> [A fundie claimed "God invented science". All of science is tentative and approximate, also sometimes mistaken. Is that the best God can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-kendall/a-fundie-claimed-god-invented-science-all-of-science-is-tentative-and/)

[Graham Kendall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-kendall/)

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> [Well, sure, but I don't bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/well-sure-but-i-don-t-bring-god-into-it-i-think-shower-massage-might/)

[Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/)

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> [“You know why God invented Golf?' Service asked the ME, who shrugged. 'To keep assholes off trout streams.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joseph-heywood/you-know-why-god-invented-golf-service-asked-the-me-who-shrugged-to/)

Joseph Heywood

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> [You know, sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/you-know-sometimes-a-man-just-can-t-satisfy-all-of-a-woman-s-desires/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [God invented mankind because he loved silly stories. Ralph Steadman I like being absurd.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/god-invented-mankind-because-he-loved-silly-stories-ralph-steadman-i/)

[Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/)

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> [No doubt about it, Lawrence Decker was the reason God had invented nakedness.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/suzanne-brockmann/no-doubt-about-it-lawrence-decker-was-the-reason-god-had-invented/)

[Suzanne Brockmann](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/suzanne-brockmann/)

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> [Vegetables are something God invented to let women get even with their children.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/vegetables-are-something-god-invented-to-let-women-get-even-with/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

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> [Don't be more serious than God. God invented dog farts. God designed your body's plumbing system. God designed an ostrich. If He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-kreeft/don-t-be-more-serious-than-god-god-invented-dog-farts-god-designed/)

[Peter Kreeft](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-kreeft/)

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> [“The concept of 'God' invented as a counter-concept of life... The concept of the 'beyond', the 'true world' invented in order to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nietzche/the-concept-of-god-invented-as-a-counter-concept-of-life-the-concept/)

[Nietzche](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nietzche/)

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> [“The idea of God was invented in the small hours of history by a scam who had genius; it somehow reeks too…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vladimir-nabokov/the-idea-of-god-was-invented-in-the-small-hours-of-history-by-a-scam/)

[Vladimir Nabokov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vladimir-nabokov/)

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> [God made us: invented us as a man invents an engine. A car is made to run on petrol, and it would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-s-lewis/god-made-us-invented-us-as-a-man-invents-an-engine-a-car-is-made-to/)

[C. S. Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-s-lewis/)

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> [Even if you believe a creator god invented the laws of physics, would you so insult him as to suggest that he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-dawkins/even-if-you-believe-a-creator-god-invented-the-laws-of-physics-would/)

[Richard Dawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-dawkins/)

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> [My ride is tinted, my knob getting slobbed up in it, she's hollerin god man you wouldve thought that god was in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-cole/my-ride-is-tinted-my-knob-getting-slobbed-up-in-it-she-s-hollerin-god/)

[J Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-cole/)

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> [“Aideen grinned. "That's why God invented push up bras." I gave her a get-real look. "God didn't create push up bras, man…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-a-casey/aideen-grinned-that-s-why-god-invented-push-up-bras-i-gave-her-a-get/)

[L.A. Casey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-a-casey/)

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> [“We worship entertainment as much as technology, and there's nothing less entertaining than grief. That's why God invented lorazepam, and selective serotonin…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-jokinen/we-worship-entertainment-as-much-as-technology-and-there-s-nothing/)

Tom Jokinen

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> [When you gather up all the balls of life that you try to juggle, it is a very difficult thing to try…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-simmons/when-you-gather-up-all-the-balls-of-life-that-you-try-to-juggle-it-is/)

[Richard Simmons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-simmons/)

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> [“If human beings had really tried to invent a god, we would never have invented the God of Christianity. He’s just too…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-hahn/if-human-beings-had-really-tried-to-invent-a-god-we-would-never-have/)

[Scott Hahn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-hahn/)

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> [“Man had created God in his own image, not the other way around. He had done it through sheer terror, and who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-herley/man-had-created-god-in-his-own-image-not-the-other-way-around-he-had/)

Richard Herley

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> [“Oh, I've nothing against God. Of course, God is only a hypothesis, but ... I admit that He is needed ... for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fyodor-dostoyevsky/oh-i-ve-nothing-against-god-of-course-god-is-only-a-hypothesis-but-i/)

[Fyodor Dostoyevsky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fyodor-dostoyevsky/)

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> [God made us: invented us as a man invents an engine. A car is made to run on petrol, and it would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/god-made-us-invented-us-as-a-man-invents-an-engine-a-car-is-made-to-2/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Well, here’s a scientific question: Has anybody ever seen hard evidence? What we get is theories from our earlier prophets. Now, people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/morgan-freeman/well-here-s-a-scientific-question-has-anybody-ever-seen-hard-evidence/)

[Morgan Freeman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/morgan-freeman/)

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> [“to admit we do not understand a phenomenon is not to admit the presence of the miraculous but merely, reasonably, to accept…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/salman-rushdie/to-admit-we-do-not-understand-a-phenomenon-is-not-to-admit-the/)

[Salman Rushdie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/salman-rushdie/)

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> [“You know, dear boy, there was an old sinner in the eighteenth century who declared that, if there were no God, he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fyodor-dostoyevsky/you-know-dear-boy-there-was-an-old-sinner-in-the-eighteenth-century/)

[Fyodor Dostoyevsky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fyodor-dostoyevsky/)

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> [And there is something profoundly humbling about knowing God. I’m not talking about the trinket God or the genie-in-a-lamp God. I mean…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donald-miller/and-there-is-something-profoundly-humbling-about-knowing-god-i-m-not/)

[Donald Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donald-miller/)

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> [When God invented man, he wanted him to look like me,](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-oldfield/when-god-invented-man-he-wanted-him-to-look-like-me/)

Brian Oldfield

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> [There ain't been no angels in heaven around since God invented girls.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elton-john/there-ain-t-been-no-angels-in-heaven-around-since-god-invented-girls/)

[Elton John](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elton-john/)

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> [It's a central premise of the Bible that God invented civil government.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-johnson/it-s-a-central-premise-of-the-bible-that-god-invented-civil-government/)

[Mike Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-johnson/)

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> [God invented man, and man invented the metric system.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/salvador-dali/god-invented-man-and-man-invented-the-metric-system/)

[Salvador Dali](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/salvador-dali/)

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> [“Boredom is why God invented books.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-schumacher/boredom-is-why-god-invented-books/)

[Julie Schumacher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-schumacher/)

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> [“evolution is just a fancy faceless god invented for people who don't believe in magic.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clayton-baker/evolution-is-just-a-fancy-faceless-god-invented-for-people-who-don-t/)

Clayton Baker

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> [About the nicest thing God ever invented was alcohol. He's proud of it, too. The Bible's full of kind remarks about booze.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/herman-wouk/about-the-nicest-thing-god-ever-invented-was-alcohol-he-s-proud-of-it/)

[Herman Wouk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/herman-wouk/)

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                        "text": "God made us: invented us as a man invents an engine. A car is made to run on petrol, and it would not run properly on anything else. Now God designed the human machine to run on Himself. He Himself is the fuel our spirits were designed to burn, or the food our spirits were designed to feed on. There is no other. That is why it is just no good asking God to make us happy in our own way without bothering about religion. God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there.",
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