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title: "3 God Hair Quotes by 3 authors"
description: "Browse 3 God Hair quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best God Hair sayings and thoughts."
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> [“George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and Christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-harris/george-bush-says-he-speaks-to-god-every-day-and-christians-love-him/)

[Sam Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-harris/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3aa/sam-harris-457_absurd_george-bush-says-he-speaks-to-god-every_177731.jpg)

> [I was six when I saw that everything was God, and my hair stood up, and all, Teddy said. It was on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-was-six-when-i-saw-that-everything-was-god-and-my-hair-stood-up-and/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/689/anonymous-1_children_i-was-six-when-i-saw-that-everything-was_574269.jpg)

> [I made a braid because Chinese old people, they say that the God will take you by the hair to join you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/agnes-varda/i-made-a-braid-because-chinese-old-people-they-say-that-the-god-will/)

[Agnes Varda](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/agnes-varda/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/40c/agnes-varda-3815_braids_i-made-a-braid-because-chinese-old-peopl_740748.jpg)

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