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title: "4 God British Quotes by 4 authors"
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> [I like a tranquil, even-keeled, self-controlled God. A God who doesn't fly off the handle at the least provocation. A God who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-galli/i-like-a-tranquil-even-keeled-self-controlled-god-a-god-who-doesn-t/)

[Mark Galli](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-galli/)

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> [“Oh , God, the British Have landed, Haven't they?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-clayton/oh-god-the-british-have-landed-haven-t-they/)

[Alice Clayton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-clayton/)

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> [“God is British to the bone, and every fellow here knows it. You can't exploit him to save yourself, you blaspheming cadaverous-prig;…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-sheldon/god-is-british-to-the-bone-and-every-fellow-here-knows-it-you-can-t/)

[Joss Sheldon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joss-sheldon/)

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> [The very idea of a Party of God, Hizbollah, puts the fear of God into British hearts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gavin-esler/the-very-idea-of-a-party-of-god-hizbollah-puts-the-fear-of-god-into/)

[Gavin Esler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gavin-esler/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b25/gavin-esler-4699_british_the-very-idea-of-a-party-of-god-hizbolla_2762895.png)

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