--- title: "1 God Abraham Quotes By Steve Ebling" description: "1 God Abraham quotes by Steve Ebling. Plus more from Steve Ebling and more God Abraham sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/479/steve-ebling-54750_quote_but-god-was-rolling-no-sarah-will-give-y_503719.jpg" --- > [“But God was rolling. "No, Sarah will give you a boy named Isaac and I will be his god and both he and Ishmael will father great nations and all you guys have to do is skin your dicks!" Well,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-ebling/but-god-was-rolling-no-sarah-will-give-you-a-boy-named-isaac-and-i/) [Steve Ebling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-ebling/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/479/steve-ebling-54750_quote_but-god-was-rolling-no-sarah-will-give-y_503719.jpg) ## More by Steve Ebling > [“But God was rolling. "No, Sarah will give you a boy named Isaac and I will be his god and both he and Ishmael…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-ebling/but-god-was-rolling-no-sarah-will-give-you-a-boy-named-isaac-and-i/) [Steve Ebling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-ebling/) > [“Noah–our first confirmed alcoholic Noah became a farmer and he was the first guy to grow grapes and make wine that he apparently liked…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-ebling/noah-our-first-confirmed-alcoholic-noah-became-a-farmer-and-he-was/) [Steve Ebling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-ebling/) > [“They're one people, with one language and they can do goddamn anything! Nothing is impossible for these bastards! (11:6)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-ebling/they-re-one-people-with-one-language-and-they-can-do-goddamn-anything/) [Steve Ebling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-ebling/) > [“Did God really say you can't eat from any tree in the garden?" "Oh, no! We can eat from any tree but the Tree…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-ebling/did-god-really-say-you-can-t-eat-from-any-tree-in-the-garden-oh-no-we/) [Steve Ebling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-ebling/) > [“Noah our first confirmed alcoholic Noah became a farmer and he was the first guy to grow grapes and make wine that he apparently…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-ebling/noah-our-first-confirmed-alcoholic-noah-became-a-farmer-and-he-was-2/) [Steve Ebling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-ebling/) > [“We'll go down and confuse the bastards until they can't understand each other. (11:7-8)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-ebling/we-ll-go-down-and-confuse-the-bastards-until-they-can-t-understand/) [Steve Ebling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-ebling/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/god-abraham/steve-ebling/#itemlist", "name": "1 God Abraham Quotes By Steve Ebling", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“But God was rolling. \"No, Sarah will give you a boy named Isaac and I will be his god and both he and Ishmael will father great nations and all you guys have to do is skin your dicks!\" Well, alright... At age 99, Abraham skinned his dick, then Ishmael's, and then he skinned the dick's of all his men, including his slaves, and I know what you're thinking: Abraham, the patriarch of the Judeo/Christian/Muslim world, had slaves? Yup! 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