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title: "6 Glasses Quotes By Woody Allen"
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> [The French make two mistakes about me. They think I'm an intellectual because I wear these glasses and they think I'm an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/the-french-make-two-mistakes-about-me-they-think-i-m-an-intellectual/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

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> [ \[...\] I've come to the conclusion that the artist can not justify life or come up with a cogent reason as to… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-ve-come-to-the-conclusion-that-the-artist-can-not-justify-life-or/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

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> [Pale, nervous girls with black-rimmed glasses and blunt-cut hair lolled around on sofas, riffling Penguin Classics provocatively… But it wasn’t just intellectual…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/pale-nervous-girls-with-black-rimmed-glasses-and-blunt-cut-hair/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

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> [Man was made in God's image. Do you really think God has red hair and glasses?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/man-was-made-in-god-s-image-do-you-really-think-god-has-red-hair-and/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

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> [As a boy, I was ashamed to wear glasses. I memorized the eye chart, and then on the test they asked essay…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/as-a-boy-i-was-ashamed-to-wear-glasses-i-memorized-the-eye-chart-and/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

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> [I see the glass half full...but of poison.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-see-the-glass-half-full-but-of-poison/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

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## Other authors on Glasses

## More by Woody Allen

> [“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/true-science-has-conquered-many-diseases-broken-the-genetic-code-and/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

> [Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/bisexuality-immediately-doubles-your-chances-for-a-date-on-saturday/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

> [In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate it, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/in-every-generation-there-are-a-few-people-who-are-authentically/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

> [I think Frank Capra was a much craftier filmmaker, a wonderful filmmaker. He had enormous technique, and he knew how to manipulate the public…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-think-frank-capra-was-a-much-craftier-filmmaker-a-wonderful/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

> [The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/the-food-here-is-terrible-and-the-portions-are-too-small/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

> [Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/gauguin-flew-into-a-frenzy-he-held-my-head-under-the-x-ray-machine/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

> [What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/what-has-gotten-into-you-lately-save-a-little-craziness-for-menopause/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

> [I enjoy the making of the film and it's something for me to do. If nobody ever comes to my films, if people don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-enjoy-the-making-of-the-film-and-it-s-something-for-me-to-do-if/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

> [Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/why-does-man-kill-he-kills-for-food-and-not-only-food-frequently/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

> [A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/a-stockbroker-is-someone-who-invests-other-people-s-money-until-it-is/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

> [Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/man-cannot-live-by-bread-alone-every-once-in-awhile-he-needs-a-salad/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

> [All literature is a footnote to Faust. I have no idea what I mean by that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/all-literature-is-a-footnote-to-faust-i-have-no-idea-what-i-mean-by/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

> [There are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/there-are-two-important-things-in-the-world-the-first-is-sex-the/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

> [You can't ride two horses with one behind.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/you-can-t-ride-two-horses-with-one-behind/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

> [Is old age really so terrible? Not if you've brushed your teeth faithfully.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/is-old-age-really-so-terrible-not-if-you-ve-brushed-your-teeth/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

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