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> [It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-comeau/it-doesn-t-matter-if-the-glass-is-half-full-or-half-empty-i-am-gonna/)

[Joey Comeau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-comeau/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b06/joey-comeau-10694_crazy_it-doesn-t-matter-if-the-glass-is-half-f_1751721.png)

> [Art isn't just paint and music, art is breaking glass and the sounds we make without realizing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-comeau/art-isn-t-just-paint-and-music-art-is-breaking-glass-and-the-sounds/)

[Joey Comeau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-comeau/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/81b/joey-comeau-10694_art_art-isn-t-just-paint-and-music-art-is-br_2035947.png)

## More by Joey Comeau

> [“There's something not quite Christian about it," Tony said. He sat back in his chair and looked up to where his Bible sat on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-comeau/there-s-something-not-quite-christian-about-it-tony-said-he-sat-back/)

[Joey Comeau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-comeau/)

> [“Our love is a forest fire and we are the little things that live in the trees.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-comeau/our-love-is-a-forest-fire-and-we-are-the-little-things-that-live-in/)

[Joey Comeau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-comeau/)

> [Depression is like slashing at ghosts. Of course it's tempting to finally cut something real.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-comeau/depression-is-like-slashing-at-ghosts-of-course-it-s-tempting-to/)

[Joey Comeau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-comeau/)

> [“I'm not really like a cop at all. I haven't got any actual authority. If someone does show up to do anything bad, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-comeau/i-m-not-really-like-a-cop-at-all-i-haven-t-got-any-actual-authority/)

[Joey Comeau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-comeau/)

> [“We'll wake up every day and we'll tell ourselves, "Live for today, you retarded little shit. The end is near.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-comeau/we-ll-wake-up-every-day-and-we-ll-tell-ourselves-live-for-today-you/)

[Joey Comeau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-comeau/)

> [“She wears glasses that are not too small. I wish I was a girl like that. I wear contact lenses because glasses make me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-comeau/she-wears-glasses-that-are-not-too-small-i-wish-i-was-a-girl-like/)

[Joey Comeau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-comeau/)

> [Death is not the end. Death is an ocean on all sides of our lives. Deep and dark and cold, and anything but empty.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-comeau/death-is-not-the-end-death-is-an-ocean-on-all-sides-of-our-lives-deep/)

[Joey Comeau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-comeau/)

> [If we couldn't carry our dead inside us, we would be empty.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-comeau/if-we-couldn-t-carry-our-dead-inside-us-we-would-be-empty/)

[Joey Comeau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-comeau/)

> [Dear Nintendo, We need a new Mario game, where you rescue the princess in the first ten minutes, and for the rest of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-comeau/dear-nintendo-we-need-a-new-mario-game-where-you-rescue-the-princess/)

[Joey Comeau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-comeau/)

> [I have a form of ESP that allows me to consistently pick losing lottery numbers, and generally make poor life choices.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-comeau/i-have-a-form-of-esp-that-allows-me-to-consistently-pick-losing/)

[Joey Comeau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-comeau/)

> [Satellite images, maps and blueprints of the whole world, of every city. We could look it up and know what's there in someone else's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-comeau/satellite-images-maps-and-blueprints-of-the-whole-world-of-every-city/)

[Joey Comeau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-comeau/)

> [“There is no subtle way to mention you miss the curve of someone’s ass. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-comeau/there-is-no-subtle-way-to-mention-you-miss-the-curve-of-someone-s-ass/)

[Joey Comeau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-comeau/)

> [Be the trouble you want to see in the world.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-comeau/be-the-trouble-you-want-to-see-in-the-world/)

[Joey Comeau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-comeau/)

> [“I break into heterosexual houses so I can masturbate in their heterosexual kitchens”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-comeau/i-break-into-heterosexual-houses-so-i-can-masturbate-in-their/)

[Joey Comeau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-comeau/)

> [“I get scared thinking about the yawning void of space and the maddening smallness of our solar system in it, and the smallness of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-comeau/i-get-scared-thinking-about-the-yawning-void-of-space-and-the/)

[Joey Comeau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-comeau/)

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