--- title: "1 Gives Finger Quotes By Bobby Heenan" description: "1 Gives Finger quotes by Bobby Heenan. Plus more from Bobby Heenan and more Gives Finger sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aea/bobby-heenan-10794_anymore_everyone-should-have-cancer-one-time-the_1833555.jpg" --- > [Everyone should have cancer one time - then you'd know that other things aren't important. The guy that gives you the finger at the stoplight don't mean nothing anymore. You come home and something's cold, or you didn't get something…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-heenan/everyone-should-have-cancer-one-time-then-you-d-know-that-other/) [Bobby Heenan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-heenan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aea/bobby-heenan-10794_anymore_everyone-should-have-cancer-one-time-the_1833555.jpg) ## More by Bobby Heenan > [He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-heenan/he-s-the-only-man-i-know-of-who-can-hide-his-own-easter-eggs/) [Bobby Heenan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-heenan/) > [Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-heenan/dusty-rhodes-and-sapphire-they-re-a-lovely-twosome-or-threesome-or/) [Bobby Heenan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-heenan/) > [Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-heenan/remember-folks-fish-are-like-relatives-after-two-days-they-stink/) [Bobby Heenan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-heenan/) > [I insulted people. I had to - they deserved it. They didn't have any talent. They stunk. They were horrible! But it made it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-heenan/i-insulted-people-i-had-to-they-deserved-it-they-didn-t-have-any/) [Bobby Heenan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-heenan/) > [You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-heenan/you-win-some-and-you-lose-some-unless-you-re-virgil-then-you-lose/) [Bobby Heenan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-heenan/) > [If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-heenan/if-you-re-poor-and-you-do-something-stupid-you-re-nuts-if-you-re-rich/) [Bobby Heenan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-heenan/) > [What happened there? My monitor went out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-heenan/what-happened-there-my-monitor-went-out/) [Bobby Heenan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-heenan/) > [A friend in need is a pest.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-heenan/a-friend-in-need-is-a-pest/) [Bobby Heenan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-heenan/) > [Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-heenan/oh-i-knew-he-was-gonna-do-that-i-just-knew-he-was-gonna-do-that-he/) [Bobby Heenan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-heenan/) > [You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-heenan/you-re-83-really-you-don-t-look-it-i-would-ve-guessed-81-or-82/) [Bobby Heenan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-heenan/) > [When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-heenan/when-s-the-last-time-you-went-into-a-barber-shop-and-saw-everyone/) [Bobby Heenan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-heenan/) > [You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-heenan/you-don-t-have-to-yell-at-me-schiavone-i-m-not-blind/) [Bobby Heenan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-heenan/) > [This guy makes coffee nervous.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-heenan/this-guy-makes-coffee-nervous/) [Bobby Heenan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-heenan/) > [You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-heenan/you-know-they-say-money-can-t-buy-happiness-give-me-50-bucks-and/) [Bobby Heenan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-heenan/) > [I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-heenan/i-asked-stu-hart-earlier-i-said-stu-you-gotta-be-proud-of-your-boys/) [Bobby Heenan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-heenan/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/gives-finger/bobby-heenan/#itemlist", "name": "1 Gives Finger Quotes By Bobby Heenan", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Everyone should have cancer one time - then you'd know that other things aren't important. The guy that gives you the finger at the stoplight don't mean nothing anymore. 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