--- title: "11 Girlfriend Asked Quotes by 10 authors" description: "Browse 11 Girlfriend Asked quotes by 10 authors. Discover the best Girlfriend Asked sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/284/jimmy-carr-6018_behinds_recently-my-girlfriend-asked-me-if-i-was_1985061.jpg" --- > [Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-carr/recently-my-girlfriend-asked-me-if-i-was-having-sex-behind-her-back/) [Jimmy Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-carr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/284/jimmy-carr-6018_behinds_recently-my-girlfriend-asked-me-if-i-was_1985061.jpg) > [My girlfriend asked me to make her feel special...so I gave her a helmet and crayons.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/my-girlfriend-asked-me-to-make-her-feel-special-so-i-gave-her-a/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ffd/anonymous-1_girlfriend_my-girlfriend-asked-me-to-make-her-feel_2965515.jpg) > [My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-jeselnik/my-girlfriend-asked-me-if-i-only-love-her-for-her-body-i-said-no-baby/) [Anthony Jeselnik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-jeselnik/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ac/anthony-jeselnik-1838_baby_my-girlfriend-asked-me-if-i-only-love-he_1974036.png) > [“You’ll be my girlfriend?” he asked. Butterflies were throwing a party in my stomach. “If that’s what you want.” “I want.” Remy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/veronica-blade/you-ll-be-my-girlfriend-he-asked-butterflies-were-throwing-a-party-in/) [Veronica Blade](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/veronica-blade/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/530/veronica-blade-27147_girlfriend_you-ll-be-my-girlfriend-he-asked-butterf_2981554.jpg) > [When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/when-i-woke-up-this-morning-my-girlfriend-asked-me-did-you-sleep-good/) [Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/69f/steven-wright-432_girlfriend_when-i-woke-up-this-morning-my-girlfrien_1722276.jpg) > [“Why can't I have a normal girlfriend?" he asked the air over his head. "I finally meet someone I like and she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lili-st-crow/why-can-t-i-have-a-normal-girlfriend-he-asked-the-air-over-his-head-i/) [Lili St. Crow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lili-st-crow/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3c2/lili-st-crow-3152_crazy_why-can-t-i-have-a-normal-girlfriend-he_355659.jpg) > [“I had a Chinese girlfriend once who asked me how much she meant to me. I knew very little Chinese, so I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-had-a-chinese-girlfriend-once-who-asked-me-how-much-she-meant-to-me/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/67b/jarod-kintz-2_chicken-lo_i-had-a-chinese-girlfriend-once-who-aske_163107.jpg) > [“Is she your first girlfriend?” I asked, my tone gentle. “I told you, she’s not really my girlfriend,” he said, ducking the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barry-eisler/is-she-your-first-girlfriend-i-asked-my-tone-gentle-i-told-you-she-s/) [Barry Eisler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barry-eisler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2bc/barry-eisler-1009_asked_is-she-your-first-girlfriend-i-asked-my_1090261.jpg) > [“And what about us?” Lee asked. “What?” I said, startled by the drastic topic change. “What do you think about us? I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tabi-slick/and-what-about-us-lee-asked-what-i-said-startled-by-the-drastic-topic/) [Tabi Slick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tabi-slick/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e5/tabi-slick-73594_change_and-what-about-us-lee-asked-what-i-said_1596631.jpg) > [“So, how is it that you don’t have a girlfriend?” I asked boldly. Joel shrugged. “Have you ever had a girlfriend?” There…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shawn-kirsten-maravel/so-how-is-it-that-you-don-t-have-a-girlfriend-i-asked-boldly-joel/) [Shawn Kirsten Maravel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shawn-kirsten-maravel/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/89d/shawn-kirsten-maravel-15224_love_so-how-is-it-that-you-don-t-have-a-girlf_521925.jpg) > [“He was blushing. Christ, the kid was so transparent. “Harry, are you going to tell me you’ve got a girlfriend?” I asked.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barry-eisler/he-was-blushing-christ-the-kid-was-so-transparent-harry-are-you-going/) [Barry Eisler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barry-eisler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/928/barry-eisler-1009_blushing_he-was-blushing-christ-the-kid-was-so-tr_2578274.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/girlfriend-asked/#itemlist", "name": "Girlfriend Asked Quotes", "numberOfItems": 11, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, \"Yes, who did you think it was?\"", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jimmy Carr" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-carr/recently-my-girlfriend-asked-me-if-i-was-having-sex-behind-her-back/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/284/jimmy-carr-6018_behinds_recently-my-girlfriend-asked-me-if-i-was_1985061.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/284/jimmy-carr-6018_behinds_recently-my-girlfriend-asked-me-if-i-was_1985061.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/284/jimmy-carr-6018_behinds_recently-my-girlfriend-asked-me-if-i-was_1985061.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, \"Yes, who did you think…” — Jimmy Carr", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "My girlfriend asked me to make her feel special...so I gave her a helmet and crayons.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anonymous" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/my-girlfriend-asked-me-to-make-her-feel-special-so-i-gave-her-a/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ffd/anonymous-1_girlfriend_my-girlfriend-asked-me-to-make-her-feel_2965515.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ffd/anonymous-1_girlfriend_my-girlfriend-asked-me-to-make-her-feel_2965515.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ffd/anonymous-1_girlfriend_my-girlfriend-asked-me-to-make-her-feel_2965515.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“My girlfriend asked me to make her feel special...so I gave her a helmet and crayons.” — Anonymous", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. 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I mean,” he continued, “I know we haven’t known each other that long, but I like you.” “Me too,” I murmured. “Will you be my girlfriend?\" He asked. Was this really happening? He was officially asking me out? 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