--- title: "8 Girl Period Quotes by 8 authors" description: "Browse 8 Girl Period quotes by 8 authors. Discover the best Girl Period sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/718/pauly-d-4262_big-deal_i-couldn-t-have-sex-with-my-girl-she-had_605087.png" --- > [I couldn't have sex with my girl, she had her period. I go to take her pants off - she wouldn't let…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/i-couldn-t-have-sex-with-my-girl-she-had-her-period-i-go-to-take-her/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/718/pauly-d-4262_big-deal_i-couldn-t-have-sex-with-my-girl-she-had_605087.png) > [Girl r u on your period because you are ovary acting.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/camila-caguicla/girl-r-u-on-your-period-because-you-are-ovary-acting/) [Camila Caguicla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/camila-caguicla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6ae/camila-caguicla-85752_funny_girl-r-u-on-your-period-because-you-are_695723.jpg) > [The girl of the period sets up to be natural, and is only rude; mistakes insolence for innocence; says everything that comes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-disraeli/the-girl-of-the-period-sets-up-to-be-natural-and-is-only-rude/) [Benjamin Disraeli](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-disraeli/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/369/benjamin-disraeli-390_firsts_the-girl-of-the-period-sets-up-to-be-nat_1178508.png) > [I so never went through a bad-girl period.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maggie-siff/i-so-never-went-through-a-bad-girl-period/) [Maggie Siff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maggie-siff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/102/maggie-siff-35497_bad-girl_i-so-never-went-through-a-bad-girl-perio_1789855.jpg) > [“i thought i was going to be early, but of course by the time i get near where we’re supposed to meet,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-levithan/i-thought-i-was-going-to-be-early-but-of-course-by-the-time-i-get/) [David Levithan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-levithan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/495/david-levithan-67_time_i-thought-i-was-going-to-be-early-but-of_1976579.jpg) > [When your girl is on her period, she will become the devil, just shut up, agree and tell her she is gorgeous.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-wright/when-your-girl-is-on-her-period-she-will-become-the-devil-just-shut/) [Brian Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-wright/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a61/brian-wright-16079_funny_when-your-girl-is-on-her-period-she-will_1988994.jpg) > [Not trying to impress anybody out there but I once won an argument with a girl...on her period. Thug life!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/not-trying-to-impress-anybody-out-there-but-i-once-won-an-argument/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/41d/anonymous-1_life_not-trying-to-impress-anybody-out-there_2086850.jpg) > [The Girl of the Period, sauntering before one down Broadway, is one panorama of awful surprises from top to toe. Her clothes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-stuart-phelps-ward/the-girl-of-the-period-sauntering-before-one-down-broadway-is-one/) [Elizabeth Stuart Phelps Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-stuart-phelps-ward/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e48/elizabeth-stuart-phelps-ward-2_art_the-girl-of-the-period-sauntering-before_2403392.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/girl-period/#itemlist", "name": "Girl Period Quotes", "numberOfItems": 8, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I couldn't have sex with my girl, she had her period. 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