--- title: "1 Girl crying Quotes By J.C. McClean" description: "1 Girl crying quotes by J.C. McClean. Plus more from J.C. McClean and more Girl crying sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e52/j-c-mcclean-27643_blackmail_ah-shit-she-s-been-crying-this-is-not-go_137446.jpg" --- > [“Ah, shit. She’s been crying. This is not good. I swear to God, a girl crying is fucking blackmail. It just makes you feel so damn guilty – no matter if you’ve done anything wrong or not – and have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-mcclean/ah-shit-she-s-been-crying-this-is-not-good-i-swear-to-god-a-girl/) [J.C. McClean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-mcclean/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e52/j-c-mcclean-27643_blackmail_ah-shit-she-s-been-crying-this-is-not-go_137446.jpg) ## More by J.C. McClean > [“Ah, shit. She’s been crying. This is not good. I swear to God, a girl crying is fucking blackmail. It just makes you feel…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-mcclean/ah-shit-she-s-been-crying-this-is-not-good-i-swear-to-god-a-girl/) [J.C. McClean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-mcclean/) > [“First off, what the hell kind of name is that? Wow, her parents were pretentious naming their daughter Temperance! What the actual fuck?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-mcclean/first-off-what-the-hell-kind-of-name-is-that-wow-her-parents-were/) [J.C. McClean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-mcclean/) > [“He throws me a wide grin. “Ooh, calmed down then, have we? I must say, your death threats are quite refreshing – they’re a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-mcclean/he-throws-me-a-wide-grin-ooh-calmed-down-then-have-we-i-must-say-your/) [J.C. McClean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-mcclean/) > [“I eye the karaoke machine in alarm. Shit. I’m going to need a shot. “Let’s do Ssssummer Nightsssss! I jusssst love Greasssse!” Scratch that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-mcclean/i-eye-the-karaoke-machine-in-alarm-shit-i-m-going-to-need-a-shot-let/) [J.C. McClean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-mcclean/) > [“Caleb dumped me on my birthday, Before I’d ordered an entrée, “What a dick!” some might say! But don’t you worry my little sheep,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-mcclean/caleb-dumped-me-on-my-birthday-before-i-d-ordered-an-entr-e-what-a/) [J.C. McClean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-mcclean/) > [“How are you feeling Sweet Peach?” he enquires as he walks across to the chest of drawers, selects a pair of socks and pulls…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-mcclean/how-are-you-feeling-sweet-peach-he-enquires-as-he-walks-across-to-the/) [J.C. McClean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-mcclean/) > [“I awake to hear a shower running and quickly stifle a groan. Oh God, my head hurts! How much did I have to drink…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-mcclean/i-awake-to-hear-a-shower-running-and-quickly-stifle-a-groan-oh-god-my/) [J.C. McClean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-mcclean/) > [“Crap. What do I say? “Hi, I followed you here.” Yeah, that’s not super creepy and stalkerish at all. Nope, time for plan B.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-mcclean/crap-what-do-i-say-hi-i-followed-you-here-yeah-that-s-not-super/) [J.C. McClean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-mcclean/) > [“Whatever.” Priestly mutters. “Maybe if you got your head out of those books and paid more attention to guys, you wouldn’t have to try…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-mcclean/whatever-priestly-mutters-maybe-if-you-got-your-head-out-of-those/) [J.C. McClean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-mcclean/) > [“So, I turn on the charm and ask ¿Cuánto cuesta pene? Pretty impressive, right? Wrong. What I should have said was ¿Cuánto cuesta ese…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-mcclean/so-i-turn-on-the-charm-and-ask-cu-nto-cuesta-pene-pretty-impressive/) [J.C. McClean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-mcclean/) > [“Lorelai pulls me in closer and I feel her hair brush the side of my face. Huh, she smells like bubblegum and oranges. Wait.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-mcclean/lorelai-pulls-me-in-closer-and-i-feel-her-hair-brush-the-side-of-my/) [J.C. McClean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-mcclean/) > [“Shit. Is this a good idea? I’m a lawyer for Christ’s sake. I look at Lorelai and she looks so happy that I don’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-mcclean/shit-is-this-a-good-idea-i-m-a-lawyer-for-christ-s-sake-i-look-at/) [J.C. McClean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-mcclean/) > [“One quick glance around the room and I realise that I have somehow stumbled into a wannabe serial killer convention. Every single person in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-mcclean/one-quick-glance-around-the-room-and-i-realise-that-i-have-somehow/) [J.C. McClean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-mcclean/) > [“I watch as she quickly grabs her dress and then suddenly pulls off my t-shirt, leaving her standing in her underwear. Shit! What the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-mcclean/i-watch-as-she-quickly-grabs-her-dress-and-then-suddenly-pulls-off-my/) [J.C. McClean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-mcclean/) > [“Okay, I’m going to move on before I suddenly grow a vagina or something ...”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-mcclean/okay-i-m-going-to-move-on-before-i-suddenly-grow-a-vagina-or-something/) [J.C. McClean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-mcclean/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/girl-crying/j-c-mcclean/#itemlist", "name": "1 Girl crying Quotes By J.C. 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