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title: "108 Giraffe Quotes by 90 authors"
description: "Browse 108 Giraffe quotes by 90 authors. Discover the best Giraffe sayings and thoughts."
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> [“I am an evil Giraffe.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eddie-izzard/i-am-an-evil-giraffe/)

[Eddie Izzard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eddie-izzard/)

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> [I was long and lanky like a giraffe.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leighton-vander-esch/i-was-long-and-lanky-like-a-giraffe/)

[Leighton Vander Esch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leighton-vander-esch/)

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> [I wonder how long it takes a giraffe to puke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carlin-whisler/i-wonder-how-long-it-takes-a-giraffe-to-puke/)

[Carlin Whisler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carlin-whisler/)

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> [I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-hedberg/i-d-hate-to-be-a-giraffe-with-a-sore-throat/)

[Mitch Hedberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-hedberg/)

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> [I stay higher than giraffe pussy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gucci-mane/i-stay-higher-than-giraffe-pussy/)

[Gucci Mane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gucci-mane/)

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> [Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-coleman/gonzo-leaps-like-a-giraffe-and-grabs-it/)

[Jerry Coleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-coleman/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a30/jerry-coleman-3591_baseball_gonzo-leaps-like-a-giraffe-and-grabs-it_2825245.png)

> [“Am I good enough? Trust.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom/am-i-good-enough-trust/)

[Tom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/75a/tom-62054_g_am-i-good-enough-trust-2923737_2923737.jpg)

> [Uppercuts a horse. Creates the giraffe.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/uppercuts-a-horse-creates-the-giraffe/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ann-landers/you-need-that-guy-like-a-giraffe-needs-strep-throat/)

[Ann Landers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ann-landers/)

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> [You know what really sucks? A giraffe with a pain in his neck.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danialla-and-her-bff/you-know-what-really-sucks-a-giraffe-with-a-pain-in-his-neck/)

[DaniAlla And Her BFF](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danialla-and-her-bff/)

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> [Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karl-pilkington/why-didn-t-evolution-make-a-giraffe-good-at-carpentry-so-it-could/)

[Karl Pilkington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karl-pilkington/)

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> [On the neck of a giraffe a flea begins to believe in immortality.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-vaughan/on-the-neck-of-a-giraffe-a-flea-begins-to-believe-in-immortality/)

[Bill Vaughan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-vaughan/)

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> [The man who believes in giraffes would swallow anything.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adrian-mitchell/the-man-who-believes-in-giraffes-would-swallow-anything/)

[Adrian Mitchell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adrian-mitchell/)

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> [When asked if he was a basketball player he replied No I clean giraffe ears.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elvin-hayes/when-asked-if-he-was-a-basketball-player-he-replied-no-i-clean/)

[Elvin Hayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elvin-hayes/)

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> [I'd be a giraffe. I'm long and skinny just like one of those gentle giants.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-o-callaghan-2/i-d-be-a-giraffe-i-m-long-and-skinny-just-like-one-of-those-gentle/)

[John O Callaghan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-o-callaghan-2/)

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> [Jason said, "Yes. Gerard T. Giraffe." What does the 'T' stand for?" 'The.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-coupland/jason-said-yes-gerard-t-giraffe-what-does-the-t-stand-for-the/)

[Douglas Coupland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-coupland/)

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> [Wildlife is something which man cannot construct. Once it is gone, it is gone forever. Man can rebuild a pyramid, but he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joy-adamson/wildlife-is-something-which-man-cannot-construct-once-it-is-gone-it/)

[Joy Adamson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joy-adamson/)

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> [You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/you-can-t-always-write-a-chord-ugly-enough-to-say-what-you-want-to/)

[Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/)

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> [Give me a black man, a white woman, a giraffe, a zebra anything but another white man! That last one f\*\*\*ed up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/give-me-a-black-man-a-white-woman-a-giraffe-a-zebra-anything-but/)

[Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/)

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> [Sophie is asking mum ‘Why am I NOT a doll NOT an adult NOT a boy NOT a giraffe?’ It’s so easy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christine-caine/sophie-is-asking-mum-why-am-i-not-a-doll-not-an-adult-not-a-boy-not-a/)

[Christine Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christine-caine/)

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> [I have a toy giraffe on my bed. I've got photographs over my desk as well as a mask of a giraffe…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joanna-lumley/i-have-a-toy-giraffe-on-my-bed-i-ve-got-photographs-over-my-desk-as/)

[Joanna Lumley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joanna-lumley/)

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> [Another Thing I'm Sick of Hearing: If I started that gay rights group, I must be gay. So if i start an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-howe/another-thing-i-m-sick-of-hearing-if-i-started-that-gay-rights-group/)

[James Howe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-howe/)

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> [A giraffe has a black tongue twenty-seven inches long and no vocal cords. A giraffe has nothing to say. He just goes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-fulghum/a-giraffe-has-a-black-tongue-twenty-seven-inches-long-and-no-vocal/)

[Robert Fulghum](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-fulghum/)

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> [A giraffe is so much a lady that one refrains from thinking of her legs, but remembers her as floating over the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/isak-dinesen/a-giraffe-is-so-much-a-lady-that-one-refrains-from-thinking-of-her/)

[Isak Dinesen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/isak-dinesen/)

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> [Nothing is more important than saving ... the Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-lee/nothing-is-more-important-than-saving-the-lions-tigers-giraffes/)

[James Lee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-lee/)

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> [If you are a jackal, you will try to reassure. Jackals try to fix people in pain. They can't stand pain, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marshall-b-rosenberg/if-you-are-a-jackal-you-will-try-to-reassure-jackals-try-to-fix/)

[Marshall B. Rosenberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marshall-b-rosenberg/)

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> [For me, writing music is a way of processing the world. It's not a concrete thing, as in, "This piece is about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/missy-mazzoli/for-me-writing-music-is-a-way-of-processing-the-world-it-s-not-a/)

[Missy Mazzoli](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/missy-mazzoli/)

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> [I've got one of Darwin's books at home and some of that stuff is pretty damn funny. Some of his stuff is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mel-gibson/i-ve-got-one-of-darwin-s-books-at-home-and-some-of-that-stuff-is/)

[Mel Gibson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mel-gibson/)

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> [Imagine the first Burmese "giraffe woman"; she was probably a local icon in her village in the way she put the rings…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/noma-bar/imagine-the-first-burmese-giraffe-woman-she-was-probably-a-local-icon/)

[Noma Bar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/noma-bar/)

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> [Whence comes this idea that if what we are doing is fun, it can't be God's will? The God who made giraffes,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/catherine-marshall/whence-comes-this-idea-that-if-what-we-are-doing-is-fun-it-can-t-be/)

[Catherine Marshall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/catherine-marshall/)

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> [Girls in New York look like giraffes. Long neck, long legs, tiny tits and ass. Girls from L.A rock over sized shades.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shwayze/girls-in-new-york-look-like-giraffes-long-neck-long-legs-tiny-tits/)

[Shwayze](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shwayze/)

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> [I very much like Kenya. It's hard to beat the Masai Mara and the idea of ballooning across it. I have a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-burnett/i-very-much-like-kenya-it-s-hard-to-beat-the-masai-mara-and-the-idea/)

[Mark Burnett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-burnett/)

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> [Meditation is another dimension of natural beauty. People talk about appreciating natural beauty-climbing mountains, seeing giraffes and tigers in Africa, and all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chogyam-trungpa/meditation-is-another-dimension-of-natural-beauty-people-talk-about/)

[Chogyam Trungpa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chogyam-trungpa/)

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> [“We know that there are many animals on this continent not found in the Old World. These must have been carried from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-g-ingersoll/we-know-that-there-are-many-animals-on-this-continent-not-found-in/)

[Robert G. Ingersoll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-g-ingersoll/)

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> [When we look to presumed sources of origin for competing evolutionary explanations of the giraffe's long neck, we find either nothing at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-jay-gould/when-we-look-to-presumed-sources-of-origin-for-competing-evolutionary/)

[Stephen Jay Gould](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-jay-gould/)

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> [Elephants, it turns out, are surprisingly stealthy. As the sunlight fades, other species declare their presence. Throngs of zebras and wildebeests thunder…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-french/elephants-it-turns-out-are-surprisingly-stealthy-as-the-sunlight/)

[Thomas French](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-french/)

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> [If you took the city of Tokyo and turned it upside down and shook it you would be amazed at the animals…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yann-martel/if-you-took-the-city-of-tokyo-and-turned-it-upside-down-and-shook-it/)

[Yann Martel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yann-martel/)

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> [We walk, and our religion is shown even to the dullest and most insensitive person in how we walk. Or to put…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/reginald-horace-blyth/we-walk-and-our-religion-is-shown-even-to-the-dullest-and-most/)

[Reginald Horace Blyth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/reginald-horace-blyth/)

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> [I'm going to show you a technology today which takes insults and criticisms out of the airwaves. (Marshall puts on giraffe ears)…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marshall-b-rosenberg/i-m-going-to-show-you-a-technology-today-which-takes-insults-and/)

[Marshall B. Rosenberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marshall-b-rosenberg/)

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> [In his anti-Darwinian book... (and eponymously named The Neck of the Giraffe ), Francis Hitching tells the story... "The need to survive…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-jay-gould/in-his-anti-darwinian-book-and-eponymously-named-the-neck-of-the/)

[Stephen Jay Gould](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-jay-gould/)

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## Top authors on Giraffe

- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b013/author-joanna-lumley-50237.jpg) Joanna Lumley 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/giraffe/joanna-lumley/)

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                        "text": "I have a toy giraffe on my bed. I've got photographs over my desk as well as a mask of a giraffe in my kitchen. I am totally hooked.",
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                        "text": "Another Thing I'm Sick of Hearing: If I started that gay rights group, I must be gay. So if i start an animal rights group, what does that make me? A giraffe?",
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                        "text": "Nothing is more important than saving ... the Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels. The humans? The planet does not need humans.",
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                        "text": "If you are a jackal, you will try to reassure. Jackals try to fix people in pain. They can't stand pain, but make matters worse by trying to get rid of it. Put on giraffe ears. Try to hear what they are feeling and needing.",
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                        "text": "For me, writing music is a way of processing the world. It's not a concrete thing, as in, \"This piece is about giraffes.\" It's much more of an emotional sort of thing. I want people to find something out about themselves through my music, something that was inaccessible before, something that they were suppressing, something that they couldn't really confront.",
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                        "text": "I've got one of Darwin's books at home and some of that stuff is pretty damn funny. Some of his stuff is true, like that the giraffe has a long neck so it can reach the leaves. But I just don't think you can swallow the whole piece.",
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                        "text": "Imagine the first Burmese \"giraffe woman\"; she was probably a local icon in her village in the way she put the rings around her neck to sell her craft. Then she became a celebrity, so all of the wannabes started following her in that uncomfortable and unhealthy trend. But is that so different from Pamela Anderson? I don't think so.",
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                        "text": "Whence comes this idea that if what we are doing is fun, it can't be God's will? The God who made giraffes, a baby's fingernails, a puppy's tail, a crooknecked squash, the bobwhite's call, and a young girl's giggle, has a sense of humor. Make no mistake about that.",
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                        "text": "Girls in New York look like giraffes. Long neck, long legs, tiny tits and ass. Girls from L.A rock over sized shades. And chill all day cause they already paid. Girls in Miami...string bikinis and bump techno by Dj Tiesto. Girls from Detroit like electro And dance all night till they break they neck yo.",
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                        "text": "I very much like Kenya. It's hard to beat the Masai Mara and the idea of ballooning across it. I have a great time at Lewa. There's more rhinos than you'll find anywhere. A great part for the children is you can ride horses with the giraffes and the zebra.",
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                        "text": "Meditation is another dimension of natural beauty. People talk about appreciating natural beauty-climbing mountains, seeing giraffes and tigers in Africa, and all sorts of things. But nobody seems to appreciate this kind of natural beauty of ourselves. This is actually far more beautiful than flora and fauna, far more fantastic, far more painful and colorful and delightful.",
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                        "text": "“We know that there are many animals on this continent not found in the Old World. These must have been carried from here to the ark, and then brought back afterwards. Were the peccary, armadillo, ant-eater, sloth, agouti, vampire-bat, marmoset, howling and prehensile-tailed monkey, the raccoon and muskrat carried by the angels from America to Asia? How did they get there? Did the polar bear leave his field of ice and journey toward the tropics? How did he know where the ark was? Did the kangaroo swim or jump from Australia to Asia? Did the giraffe, hippopotamus, antelope and orang-outang journey from Africa in search of the ark? Can absurdities go farther than this?”",
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