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title: "168 Gin Quotes by 132 authors"
description: "Browse 168 Gin quotes by 132 authors. Discover the best Gin sayings and thoughts."
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> [Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edward-gorey/z-is-for-zillah-who-drank-too-much-gin/)

[Edward Gorey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edward-gorey/)

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> [My grammar be's ebonics, gin tonics, and chronic.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nelly/my-grammar-be-s-ebonics-gin-tonics-and-chronic/)

[Nelly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nelly/)

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> [The mob taught me how to play gin rummy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shirley-maclaine/the-mob-taught-me-how-to-play-gin-rummy/)

[Shirley MacLaine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shirley-maclaine/)

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> [I love Christmas and I love a bit of gin as well.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wayne-bridge/i-love-christmas-and-i-love-a-bit-of-gin-as-well/)

[Wayne Bridge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wayne-bridge/)

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> [“When life gives you juniper berries, make gin!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-buchanan-phd/when-life-gives-you-juniper-berries-make-gin/)

[Laurie Buchanan, PhD](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-buchanan-phd/)

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> [“I feel wonderful and sad. It's the gin.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-beresford/i-feel-wonderful-and-sad-it-s-the-gin/)

[Stephen Beresford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-beresford/)

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> [The wages of Gin is Debt.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ethel-mumford/the-wages-of-gin-is-debt/)

[Ethel Mumford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ethel-mumford/)

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> [“boys, girls and music . . why do they need gin?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank/boys-girls-and-music-why-do-they-need-gin/)

[Frank](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank/)

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> [A real gimlet is half gin and half Rose's lime juice and nothing else.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/raymond-chandler/a-real-gimlet-is-half-gin-and-half-rose-s-lime-juice-and-nothing-else/)

[Raymond Chandler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/raymond-chandler/)

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> ['Gunga Gin' is a true Libertines amalgamation, in the proper, old-fashioned sense of the word.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pete-doherty/gunga-gin-is-a-true-libertines-amalgamation-in-the-proper-old/)

[Pete Doherty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pete-doherty/)

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> [Gin a body meet a body Coming thro' the rye, Gin a body kiss a body— Need a body cry?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-burns/gin-a-body-meet-a-body-coming-thro-the-rye-gin-a-body-kiss-a-body/)

[Robert Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-burns/)

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> [The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phyllis-diller/the-only-time-i-ever-enjoyed-ironing-was-the-day-i-accidentally-got/)

[Phyllis Diller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phyllis-diller/)

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> [I believe in red meat. I often said: red meat and gin.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-child/i-believe-in-red-meat-i-often-said-red-meat-and-gin/)

[Julia Child](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-child/)

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> [I 'gin to be aweary of the sun, And wish th' estate o' th' world were now undone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/i-gin-to-be-aweary-of-the-sun-and-wish-th-estate-o-th-world-were-now/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

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> [I'm drinking here break motor oil and Bombay gin, I'll sleep when I'm dead.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/warren-zevon/i-m-drinking-here-break-motor-oil-and-bombay-gin-i-ll-sleep-when-i-m/)

[Warren Zevon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/warren-zevon/)

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> [The glowworm shows the matin to be near And gins to pale his uneffectual fire.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/the-glowworm-shows-the-matin-to-be-near-and-gins-to-pale-his/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

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> [Democrats don't have reasons for people to vote for them. They're just trying to gin up anger and resentment for their opposition.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rush-limbaugh/democrats-don-t-have-reasons-for-people-to-vote-for-them-they-re-just/)

[Rush Limbaugh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rush-limbaugh/)

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> [I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-lamott/i-thought-such-awful-thoughts-that-i-cannot-even-say-them-out-loud/)

[Anne Lamott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-lamott/)

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> [A different species a different set of values a world completely unlike your own. There is a feeling you can only get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hiromu-arakawa/a-different-species-a-different-set-of-values-a-world-completely/)

[Hiromu Arakawa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hiromu-arakawa/)

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> [To the question, "When were your spirits at the lowest ebb?" the obvious answer seemed to be, "When the gin gave out."](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/francis-chichester/to-the-question-when-were-your-spirits-at-the-lowest-ebb-the-obvious/)

[Francis Chichester](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/francis-chichester/)

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> [Rollin' down the street, smokin' indo, sippin' on gin an juice Lay back with my mind on my money and my money…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/snoop-dogg/rollin-down-the-street-smokin-indo-sippin-on-gin-an-juice-lay-back/)

[Snoop Dogg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/snoop-dogg/)

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> [If you had said before the game we would get three points, I would have said you'd had too much gin.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-butcher/if-you-had-said-before-the-game-we-would-get-three-points-i-would/)

[Terry Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-butcher/)

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> [A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/noel-coward/a-perfect-martini-should-be-made-by-filling-a-glass-with-gin-then/)

[Noel Coward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/noel-coward/)

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> [I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phyllis-diller/i-ve-tried-buddhism-scientology-numerology-transcendental-meditation/)

[Phyllis Diller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phyllis-diller/)

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> [Armed and dangerous, ain't too many can bang with us Straight up weed no angel dust, label us Notorious Thug ass niggaz…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-notorious-b-i-g/armed-and-dangerous-ain-t-too-many-can-bang-with-us-straight-up-weed-2/)

[The Notorious B.I.G](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-notorious-b-i-g/)

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> [He couldn't tell that this was one of those occasions a man never forgets: a small cicatrice had been made on the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-greene/he-couldn-t-tell-that-this-was-one-of-those-occasions-a-man-never/)

[Graham Greene](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-greene/)

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> [What signifies, says some one, giving halfpence to beggars? they only lay it out in gin or tobacco. "And why should they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hester-lynch-piozzi/what-signifies-says-some-one-giving-halfpence-to-beggars-they-only/)

[Hester Lynch Piozzi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hester-lynch-piozzi/)

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> [Soon we'll be out amid the cold world's strife. Soon we'll be sliding down the razor blade of life. But as we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-lehrer/soon-we-ll-be-out-amid-the-cold-world-s-strife-soon-we-ll-be-sliding/)

[Tom Lehrer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-lehrer/)

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> [Bachelors know all about parties. In fact, a good bachelor is a living, breathing party all by himself. At least that is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/bachelors-know-all-about-parties-in-fact-a-good-bachelor-is-a-living/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

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> [Some day, I suppose it's possible for someone to be a better No Limit Hold'em player than me. I doubt it, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stu-ungar/some-day-i-suppose-it-s-possible-for-someone-to-be-a-better-no-limit/)

[Stu Ungar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stu-ungar/)

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> [You can no more keep a martini in the refrigerator than you can keep a kiss there. The proper union of gin…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bernard-devoto/you-can-no-more-keep-a-martini-in-the-refrigerator-than-you-can-keep/)

[Bernard DeVoto](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bernard-devoto/)

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> [A novel is a commodity that fulfills a certain need; people need to buy daydreams like they need to buy ice cream…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-dos-passos/a-novel-is-a-commodity-that-fulfills-a-certain-need-people-need-to/)

[John Dos Passos](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-dos-passos/)

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> [For each glass, liberally large, the basic ingredients begin with ice cubes in a shaker and three or four drops of Angostura…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/isaac-stern/for-each-glass-liberally-large-the-basic-ingredients-begin-with-ice/)

[Isaac Stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/isaac-stern/)

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> [Poets often describe love as an emotion that we can't control, one that overwhelms logic and common sense. That's what it was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicholas-sparks/poets-often-describe-love-as-an-emotion-that-we-can-t-control-one/)

[Nicholas Sparks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicholas-sparks/)

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> [Better be careful talking about how good my cooking is. Roslyn might get jealous.” The vampire madam let out a soft laugh.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-estep/better-be-careful-talking-about-how-good-my-cooking-is-roslyn-might/)

[Jennifer Estep](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-estep/)

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> [In the dream of approaching forty I saw myself as about to die and realized that I was no longer myself, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cyril-connolly/in-the-dream-of-approaching-forty-i-saw-myself-as-about-to-die-and/)

[Cyril Connolly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cyril-connolly/)

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> [We have to recognise, that the gin-palace, like many other evils, although as poisonous, is still a natural outgrowth of our social…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-booth/we-have-to-recognise-that-the-gin-palace-like-many-other-evils/)

[William Booth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-booth/)

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> [They had a year of joy, twelve months of the strange heaven which the salmon know on beds of river shingle, under…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/they-had-a-year-of-joy-twelve-months-of-the-strange-heaven-which-the/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-orwell/he-gazed-up-at-the-enormous-face-forty-years-it-had-taken-him-to/)

[George Orwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-orwell/)

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> [“Mirabelle? Mirabelle Bevan? Well, I’ll be blowed!” Mirabelle started, almost spilling her drink. It took her a moment to realize who the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-sheridan/mirabelle-mirabelle-bevan-well-i-ll-be-blowed-mirabelle-started/)

[Sara Sheridan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-sheridan/)

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## Top authors on Gin

- [Jennifer Estep 11 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/gin/jennifer-estep/)

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                        "text": "What signifies, says some one, giving halfpence to beggars? they only lay it out in gin or tobacco. \"And why should they be denied such sweeteners of their existence (says Johnson)? it is surely very savage to refuse them every possible avenue to pleasure, reckoned too coarse for our own acceptance. Life is a pill which none of us can bear to swallow without gilding.",
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                        "text": "Soon we'll be out amid the cold world's strife. Soon we'll be sliding down the razor blade of life. But as we go our sordid sep'rate ways, We shall ne'er forget thee, thou golden college days. Hearts full of youth, Hearts full of truth, Six parts gin to one part vermouth.",
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                        "text": "Bachelors know all about parties. In fact, a good bachelor is a living, breathing party all by himself. At least that is what my girlfriend said when she found the gin bottles under the couch. I believe her exact words were, \"You're a disgusting, drunken mess.\" And that's a good description of a party, if it's done right.",
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                        "text": "Better be careful talking about how good my cooking is. Roslyn might get jealous.” The vampire madam let out a soft laugh. “Oh, I’ll freely admit that your cooking is much better than mine, Gin. But I have certain skills you don’t, especially in the bedroom. I think that Xavier far prefers those, even over a plate of the Pork Pit’s best barbecue.” Roslyn gave Xavier a sly look, and the giant’s grin widened. “Well played, Roslyn,” I murmured. “Well played.",
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                        "text": "They had a year of joy, twelve months of the strange heaven which the salmon know on beds of river shingle, under the gin-clear water. For twenty-four years they were guilty, but this first year was the only one which seemed like happiness. Looking back on it, when they were old, they did not remember that in this year it had ever rained or frozen. The four seasons were coloured like the edge of a rose petal for them.",
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