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title: "21 Giggles Quotes By Eric Nickel"
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> [What's the very first thing Snow White said when she woke up? . Get off of me! Where is that bi\*ch with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/what-s-the-very-first-thing-snow-white-said-when-she-woke-up-get-off/)

[Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/)

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> [I am, quite oddly for me, at a lose for words...wait...there's one...F\*\*K!!!!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/i-am-quite-oddly-for-me-at-a-lose-for-words-wait-there-s-one-f-k/)

[Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/)

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> [I have of late, yet wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth…wait…there it is, never mind...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/i-have-of-late-yet-wherefore-i-know-not-lost-all-my-mirth-wait-there/)

[Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/)

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> [I was sane once, normal; longest damn 15 minutes of my life...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/i-was-sane-once-normal-longest-damn-15-minutes-of-my-life/)

[Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/)

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> [I once knew a woman name Joy…she was always pissed off…it was really weird...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/i-once-knew-a-woman-name-joy-she-was-always-pissed-off-it-was-really/)

[Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/)

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> [Fool me once...you get a pass. Try to fool me twice...and I beat your ass...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/fool-me-once-you-get-a-pass-try-to-fool-me-twice-and-i-beat-your-ass/)

[Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/)

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> [Someone once asked me, Would you like to learn to think outside of the box? I giggled, and replied, There's a box?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/someone-once-asked-me-would-you-like-to-learn-to-think-outside-of-the/)

[Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/)

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> [Dammit! Once again, I am at a loss for words...wait...there's three...I Love You.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/dammit-once-again-i-am-at-a-loss-for-words-wait-there-s-three-i-love/)

[Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/)

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> [OMG! Which one of you stole my Lego's? How the Hell am I supposed to build my rocket ship and get the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/omg-which-one-of-you-stole-my-lego-s-how-the-hell-am-i-supposed-to/)

[Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/)

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> [I want the immune system of a Dog... They Eat off the ground... Drink out of the toilet... Lay around licking their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/i-want-the-immune-system-of-a-dog-they-eat-off-the-ground-drink-out/)

[Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/)

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> [I once knew a Woman named Faith...she didn't believe in anything...it was really weird...her sister...Patience...had none...her other sister Dawn...only came out at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/i-once-knew-a-woman-named-faith-she-didn-t-believe-in-anything-it-was/)

[Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/)

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> [I realize by now, some may find me insane. But I am not insane, I am evolved, I am, indeed, Insanely Sane,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/i-realize-by-now-some-may-find-me-insane-but-i-am-not-insane-i-am/)

[Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/)

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> [My Second Book, Stupid, For Dummies. Shall be on store shelves soon. It is the followup to my first book, The International…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/my-second-book-stupid-for-dummies-shall-be-on-store-shelves-soon-it/)

[Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/)

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> [I once knew a woman named Faith…she had none...it was really weird…and her sister, Joy, was always pissed off…I knew than…I needed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/i-once-knew-a-woman-named-faith-she-had-none-it-was-really-weird-and/)

[Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/)

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> [The Soul of a Warrior. Cries out for Battle. The Soul of a Poet, Screams out for Love. I stand between them,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/the-soul-of-a-warrior-cries-out-for-battle-the-soul-of-a-poet-screams/)

[Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/)

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> [The Soul of the Warrior, Screams out for Battle. The Soul of the Poet, Cries out for Love. I sit between them,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/the-soul-of-the-warrior-screams-out-for-battle-the-soul-of-the-poet/)

[Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/)

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> [Sir Eric watches, Awe-struck, As he, we, the Phoenix, Escaping the flames, Reborn, Rises into the sky. A arrow, Perfect shot, And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/sir-eric-watches-awe-struck-as-he-we-the-phoenix-escaping-the-flames/)

[Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/)

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> [I searched everywhere for Love. I even checked Ebay. I only found Puppy Love, and they wanted way to much for it...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/i-searched-everywhere-for-love-i-even-checked-ebay-i-only-found-puppy/)

[Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/)

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> [Sticks and Stones may break my bones...but I will still limp over and beat the shit out of you...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/sticks-and-stones-may-break-my-bones-but-i-will-still-limp-over-and/)

[Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/)

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> [I have two subscribers!!! I have surely gone viral!! My Army grows, and we, shall spread the message, the symphony, of Love,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/i-have-two-subscribers-i-have-surely-gone-viral-my-army-grows-and-we/)

[Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/)

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> [Ode to Love...Part two. She sauntered over, smiling, graceful, beautiful. I pulled my Beretta from it's holster, one through the heart, one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/ode-to-love-part-two-she-sauntered-over-smiling-graceful-beautiful-i/)

[Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/)

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## More by Eric Nickel

> [So when you take those tears, don't look to see I'm alright. …\*Seal - Violet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/so-when-you-take-those-tears-don-t-look-to-see-i-m-alright-seal-violet/)

[Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/)

> [Each time, I hear your lovely song, It makes me smile. Every time, I hear you scream, It breaks my heart. Any time, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/each-time-i-hear-your-lovely-song-it-makes-me-smile-every-time-i-hear/)

[Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/)

> [Impassioned Lovers… Prelude to the Dance... Trembling... Crying... Lost... Found... Free… First touch... Electric… Terrifying... Liberating… Beautiful Anticipation... Exquisite Realization... Eyes Locked... Hearts pounding……](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/impassioned-lovers-prelude-to-the-dance-trembling-crying-lost-found/)

[Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/)

> [Here he is, best picture I could get at the moment. He will watch over you, and keep you safe.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/here-he-is-best-picture-i-could-get-at-the-moment-he-will-watch-over/)

[Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/)

> [The moment I lost you, the Sun simply went out. For a time, I wandered in Darkness absolute, understanding truly, the bottomless depths of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/the-moment-i-lost-you-the-sun-simply-went-out-for-a-time-i-wandered/)

[Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/)

> [Each day, I awaken sad, tiny fragments once more; but than I remember, and gathering those beautiful little pieces, I smile, and giggle; waiting,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/each-day-i-awaken-sad-tiny-fragments-once-more-but-than-i-remember/)

[Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/)

> [I have noticed, Within myself, A terrible design flaw. I will have to look into this further, When the Monster returns, For Maintenance. For…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/i-have-noticed-within-myself-a-terrible-design-flaw-i-will-have-to/)

[Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/)

> [There are many, that reside within, some masters of love, others, of sin. A symphony of voices, inside my mind, Yet a collection of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/there-are-many-that-reside-within-some-masters-of-love-others-of-sin/)

[Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/)

> [That sad and grotesque moment of realization, where you come to understand, see, others are far to lost inside themselves, to care about you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/that-sad-and-grotesque-moment-of-realization-where-you-come-to/)

[Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/)

> [More thread, more blood, more parts. Frantically sewing, giggling, insane. Need more lightning, Heart is running low. When did I become the Doctor, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/more-thread-more-blood-more-parts-frantically-sewing-giggling-insane/)

[Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/)

> [The Last of my kind, standing on the edge of extinction. This hollow World, will notice not, my passing, nor care. As my exquisite…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/the-last-of-my-kind-standing-on-the-edge-of-extinction-this-hollow/)

[Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/)

> [I hear in the distance, yet as if it were right beside me, a Symphony. Equal parts dreadful scream, and lovely song. I scream…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/i-hear-in-the-distance-yet-as-if-it-were-right-beside-me-a-symphony/)

[Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/)

> [When we allow our Joy, to be determined by others, we are surely Doomed...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/when-we-allow-our-joy-to-be-determined-by-others-we-are-surely-doomed/)

[Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/)

> [The Soul of a Warrior. Cries out for Battle. The Soul of a Poet, Screams out for Love. I stand between them, Wishing, They…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/the-soul-of-a-warrior-cries-out-for-battle-the-soul-of-a-poet-screams/)

[Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/)

> [OMG! Which one of you stole my Lego's? How the Hell am I supposed to build my rocket ship and get the hell off…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/omg-which-one-of-you-stole-my-lego-s-how-the-hell-am-i-supposed-to/)

[Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/)

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