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> [“Guys getting in shape before joining an exercise class was not unlike the thing women do when they clean up before the maid comes.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-lynn-asprin/guys-getting-in-shape-before-joining-an-exercise-class-was-not-unlike/)

[Robert Lynn Asprin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-lynn-asprin/)

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## More by Robert Lynn Asprin

> [“The Demon curled its lips back, revealing a double row of needle-sharp teeth. I considered changing my chosen course of action; I considered fainting.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-lynn-asprin/the-demon-curled-its-lips-back-revealing-a-double-row-of-needle-sharp/)

[Robert Lynn Asprin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-lynn-asprin/)

> [“The Dispatcher had played with his phones, calling from one to the other. Then he put them all down and announced that he had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-lynn-asprin/the-dispatcher-had-played-with-his-phones-calling-from-one-to-the/)

[Robert Lynn Asprin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-lynn-asprin/)

> [“Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior."- Hun, A. T.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-lynn-asprin/diplomacy-is-the-delicate-weapon-of-the-civilized-warrior-hun-a-t/)

[Robert Lynn Asprin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-lynn-asprin/)

> [“Please ta meetcha, kid. I'm Aahz." "Oz?" "No Relation." "No relation to what?" I asked, but he was examining the room again.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-lynn-asprin/please-ta-meetcha-kid-i-m-aahz-oz-no-relation-no-relation-to-what-i/)

[Robert Lynn Asprin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-lynn-asprin/)

> [“Earthquakes were extremely uncommon in this area. A dragon and a unicorn playing tag wasn't.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-lynn-asprin/earthquakes-were-extremely-uncommon-in-this-area-a-dragon-and-a/)

[Robert Lynn Asprin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-lynn-asprin/)

> [“My colleagues and I feel that independents like ElfQuest are nothing but sheep in wolves' clothing."- S. Lee”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-lynn-asprin/my-colleagues-and-i-feel-that-independents-like-elfquest-are-nothing/)

[Robert Lynn Asprin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-lynn-asprin/)

> [“They never let you live it down. One little mistake!"- Nero”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-lynn-asprin/they-never-let-you-live-it-down-one-little-mistake-nero/)

[Robert Lynn Asprin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-lynn-asprin/)

> [“I should of known he was married. I mean, nobody that young is THAT bald unless he's got a wife at home.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-lynn-asprin/i-should-of-known-he-was-married-i-mean-nobody-that-young-is-that/)

[Robert Lynn Asprin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-lynn-asprin/)

> [“Guys getting in shape before joining an exercise class was not unlike the thing women do when they clean up before the maid comes.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-lynn-asprin/guys-getting-in-shape-before-joining-an-exercise-class-was-not-unlike/)

[Robert Lynn Asprin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-lynn-asprin/)

> [“To function efficiently, any group of people or employees must have faith in their leader."- Capt. Bligh(ret.)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-lynn-asprin/to-function-efficiently-any-group-of-people-or-employees-must-have/)

[Robert Lynn Asprin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-lynn-asprin/)

> [“a feat which is not unlike tryin’ to hold a large beach ball under water while doin’ needlepoint,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-lynn-asprin/a-feat-which-is-not-unlike-tryin-to-hold-a-large-beach-ball-under/)

[Robert Lynn Asprin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-lynn-asprin/)

> [“Now that we've got the whole story," he said solemnly, "now you can panic.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-lynn-asprin/now-that-we-ve-got-the-whole-story-he-said-solemnly-now-you-can-panic/)

[Robert Lynn Asprin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-lynn-asprin/)

> [“Meanwhile, back at reality..."- G.Lucas”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-lynn-asprin/meanwhile-back-at-reality-g-lucas/)

[Robert Lynn Asprin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-lynn-asprin/)

> [“Relax, Stranger. Things are not as they seem.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-lynn-asprin/relax-stranger-things-are-not-as-they-seem/)

[Robert Lynn Asprin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-lynn-asprin/)

> [“Went with one (Assassin) for a while... lovely lass, but she couldn't keep her mouth shut, even in bed. Sometimes I wonder if any…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-lynn-asprin/went-with-one-assassin-for-a-while-lovely-lass-but-she-couldn-t-keep/)

[Robert Lynn Asprin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-lynn-asprin/)

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